Lisa
@lgtaylor.bsky.social
Long-suffering (so much suffering) litigator.
Has The Family Stone always been this dark
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Has The Family Stone always been this dark
Gosford Park is a Christmas movie (in my head, nowhere else)
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Gosford Park is a Christmas movie (in my head, nowhere else)
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This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
I always watch Indiana Jones over Thanksgiving weekend, but I’m just learning this:
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I always watch Indiana Jones over Thanksgiving weekend, but I’m just learning this:
I own one of these little octopus vignettes and it brings me joy every single day - highly recommend buying art from artists!
⭐💙 SOLI the Blue Ringed Octopus 🐙 Hand sculpted from clay & lovingly painted 🎨
#ArtYear #Art #ArtGallery #Sculpture #Octopus #MarineLife #ArtSale #BlueSkyNightMarket #BSNM #Invertebrates #InsertAnInvert 🦑🐡
#ArtYear #Art #ArtGallery #Sculpture #Octopus #MarineLife #ArtSale #BlueSkyNightMarket #BSNM #Invertebrates #InsertAnInvert 🦑🐡
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I own one of these little octopus vignettes and it brings me joy every single day - highly recommend buying art from artists!
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In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
October 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
The guys at the end of the bar are super-pumped about Trump saying “quiet, piggy” and I want to PUNCH someone
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The guys at the end of the bar are super-pumped about Trump saying “quiet, piggy” and I want to PUNCH someone
Last saved meme = moral philosophy
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Last saved meme = moral philosophy
Here’s the problem: most babies look like Winston Churchill.
(I am aware this is not actually the problem)
(I am aware this is not actually the problem)
not to absolve them of their other work, but every so often the Bee posts a banger
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Here’s the problem: most babies look like Winston Churchill.
(I am aware this is not actually the problem)
(I am aware this is not actually the problem)
Fonts. Matter.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Fonts. Matter.
Out terrorizing the neighbors
November 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Out terrorizing the neighbors
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hey are the french okay
Names for the three-in-a-row game, around the world…
*Tic-tac-toe (US)
*Noughts and crosses (UK)
*Crosses and buns (Denmark)
*Butter, cheese and eggs (Netherlands)
*Sausages (Latvia)
*Cat (Mexico)
*Game of the old lady (Brazil)
*Tripp-trapp-tresko (Norway)
*Pubic louse (France)
*Hobo chess (Sweden)
*Tic-tac-toe (US)
*Noughts and crosses (UK)
*Crosses and buns (Denmark)
*Butter, cheese and eggs (Netherlands)
*Sausages (Latvia)
*Cat (Mexico)
*Game of the old lady (Brazil)
*Tripp-trapp-tresko (Norway)
*Pubic louse (France)
*Hobo chess (Sweden)
September 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
hey are the french okay
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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For most of my adult life, Republicans (even pre-Trump just-fiscally-conservative Republicans) have spoken to me (a longtime Democrat) as if I were just not as American as they were. This is the natural end result of that perspective.
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
October 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
For most of my adult life, Republicans (even pre-Trump just-fiscally-conservative Republicans) have spoken to me (a longtime Democrat) as if I were just not as American as they were. This is the natural end result of that perspective.
Client lied, documents exist
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Client lied, documents exist
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always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes
October 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes
Season 9, Episode 1 of David Suchet‘s Poirot is high cinema. I am skeeting this into the void.
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Season 9, Episode 1 of David Suchet‘s Poirot is high cinema. I am skeeting this into the void.
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No one can say the word "cormorant" out loud.
I SAID NO ONE.
I SAID NO ONE.
September 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
No one can say the word "cormorant" out loud.
I SAID NO ONE.
I SAID NO ONE.
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ANSWER: I am Terry, the man hiding under your house.
September 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
ANSWER: I am Terry, the man hiding under your house.
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RIDDLE:
I make no sound and have two eyes.
Covered in dirt, I'm a big surprise.
Who am I?
(answer in the replies)
I make no sound and have two eyes.
Covered in dirt, I'm a big surprise.
Who am I?
(answer in the replies)
September 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
RIDDLE:
I make no sound and have two eyes.
Covered in dirt, I'm a big surprise.
Who am I?
(answer in the replies)
I make no sound and have two eyes.
Covered in dirt, I'm a big surprise.
Who am I?
(answer in the replies)
Jesus F Christ: telling pregnant women to “tough it out” like they are not already maxxing out the toughness. My pregnancy was relatively straightforward and still involved multiple daily discomforts I never said anything about, just so my husband wouldn’t feel bad.
Fuck Trump and fuck RFK.
Fuck Trump and fuck RFK.
September 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Jesus F Christ: telling pregnant women to “tough it out” like they are not already maxxing out the toughness. My pregnancy was relatively straightforward and still involved multiple daily discomforts I never said anything about, just so my husband wouldn’t feel bad.
Fuck Trump and fuck RFK.
Fuck Trump and fuck RFK.
A Derek thread! A Derek thread!
Although it's rarely expressed in outright terms, people often use a very simple heuristic when solving fashion problems: they wish to look rich, which is often disguised as "respectable."
I will show you why this rarely leads to good outfits. 🧵
I will show you why this rarely leads to good outfits. 🧵
September 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A Derek thread! A Derek thread!
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When someone started tampering with Tylenol bottles in 1982 the company recalled $100 million worth of bottles immediately even though they clearly weren't at fault
an appropriate response to your product killing a child after months of psychological manipulation and torture is to take the product off the market before it kills again and the fact that this isn’t universally accepted right now is incredibly frightening
August 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When someone started tampering with Tylenol bottles in 1982 the company recalled $100 million worth of bottles immediately even though they clearly weren't at fault
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Government so small it’s literally just one dude.
August 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Government so small it’s literally just one dude.