Turducken Carlson
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💙 Karaoke diva, lawyer, hobby baker, bar trivia assassin, world traveler, marathon runner, cat collector, true crime junkie, EV driver, PTSD disaster, boy mom, smartass. 💙 she/her
Looks like he beat the wrap
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Looks like he beat the wrap
He's a... hero
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media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
He's a... hero
The onion and the mustard could not be reached for comment
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The onion and the mustard could not be reached for comment
Learn all about it in his book
November 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Learn all about it in his book
Allahu Akbar, Mr Vice President
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Allahu Akbar, Mr Vice President
Halloween was just a few days ago... I'm convinced she's possessed
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Halloween was just a few days ago... I'm convinced she's possessed
This is like finding out that that asshole in your office likes the same bands as you.
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is like finding out that that asshole in your office likes the same bands as you.
I have to admit, killing Cheney was a dope move on the Mamdani campaign's part
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I have to admit, killing Cheney was a dope move on the Mamdani campaign's part
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
November 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Democrats: "Should we house the homeless?"
Republicans: "Hell no!"
Democrats: "Should we lock them up for being homeless?"
Republicans: "Hell yes!"
Democrats: "So... house them, but in the most expensive way possible?"
Republicans:
Republicans: "Hell no!"
Democrats: "Should we lock them up for being homeless?"
Republicans: "Hell yes!"
Democrats: "So... house them, but in the most expensive way possible?"
Republicans:
November 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Democrats: "Should we house the homeless?"
Republicans: "Hell no!"
Democrats: "Should we lock them up for being homeless?"
Republicans: "Hell yes!"
Democrats: "So... house them, but in the most expensive way possible?"
Republicans:
Republicans: "Hell no!"
Democrats: "Should we lock them up for being homeless?"
Republicans: "Hell yes!"
Democrats: "So... house them, but in the most expensive way possible?"
Republicans: