Turducken Carlson
@liberalbubble.bsky.social
💙 Karaoke diva, lawyer, hobby baker, bar trivia assassin, world traveler, marathon runner, cat collector, true crime junkie, EV driver, PTSD disaster, boy mom, smartass. 💙 she/her
Seen in Chicago
December 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Seen in Chicago
This is your daily reminder that every editor who uses the term “underage woman” in a headline or story needs to be fired
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is your daily reminder that every editor who uses the term “underage woman” in a headline or story needs to be fired
Reposted by Turducken Carlson
I wish it were better consolation that the President of the United States is profoundly unhappy.
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I wish it were better consolation that the President of the United States is profoundly unhappy.
Oh shit you guys, Mark Cuban is back
December 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Oh shit you guys, Mark Cuban is back
Mariah knew the temperature years ago 🫖
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Mariah knew the temperature years ago 🫖
BREAKING: Trump has changed the name of San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden's Fault
December 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
BREAKING: Trump has changed the name of San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden's Fault
Reposted by Turducken Carlson
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
Not to alarm anyone but 2026 is next week
December 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Not to alarm anyone but 2026 is next week
I wish you all a ███████ and a merry ███████ to those who ███████. Have a ███████ night
December 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I wish you all a ███████ and a merry ███████ to those who ███████. Have a ███████ night
BREAKING: Trump has changed the name of our nation's capital to Washington DT.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
BREAKING: Trump has changed the name of our nation's capital to Washington DT.
There is no better metaphor for 'Merica
78ft Statue of Liberty replica collapses after being battered by high winds in Brazil
YouTube video by The Independent
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
There is no better metaphor for 'Merica
Reposted by Turducken Carlson
my baseline assumption is that most trump supporters have low/moderate grade lead poisoning
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
my baseline assumption is that most trump supporters have low/moderate grade lead poisoning
These go to 11.
You can't handle the truth.
As you wish.
I'll have what she's having.
I'm your number one fan.
Inconceivable.
💙 R.I.P. Rob Reiner
You can't handle the truth.
As you wish.
I'll have what she's having.
I'm your number one fan.
Inconceivable.
💙 R.I.P. Rob Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
These go to 11.
You can't handle the truth.
As you wish.
I'll have what she's having.
I'm your number one fan.
Inconceivable.
💙 R.I.P. Rob Reiner
You can't handle the truth.
As you wish.
I'll have what she's having.
I'm your number one fan.
Inconceivable.
💙 R.I.P. Rob Reiner
Reposted by Turducken Carlson
This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
Bananativity
(I'm not sorry)
(I'm not sorry)
December 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Bananativity
(I'm not sorry)
(I'm not sorry)
For his birthday today, Dick Van Dyke challenged Mel Brooks and Eva Marie Saint to a fistfight.
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
For his birthday today, Dick Van Dyke challenged Mel Brooks and Eva Marie Saint to a fistfight.
December 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
@triviateamnames.bsky.social
Wyatt Derp
Ike Klanton
Doc Golfing-Holiday
Putsch Cassidy
Shit Carson
Bully the Kid
Jesse-my-micropenis James
Calamity Stain
Wyatt Derp
Ike Klanton
Doc Golfing-Holiday
Putsch Cassidy
Shit Carson
Bully the Kid
Jesse-my-micropenis James
Calamity Stain
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
@triviateamnames.bsky.social
Wyatt Derp
Ike Klanton
Doc Golfing-Holiday
Putsch Cassidy
Shit Carson
Bully the Kid
Jesse-my-micropenis James
Calamity Stain
Wyatt Derp
Ike Klanton
Doc Golfing-Holiday
Putsch Cassidy
Shit Carson
Bully the Kid
Jesse-my-micropenis James
Calamity Stain
🎵 "She's makin' a list
Checkin' it twice
Then handin' that list
To the people at ICE..." 🎵
Checkin' it twice
Then handin' that list
To the people at ICE..." 🎵
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
🎵 "She's makin' a list
Checkin' it twice
Then handin' that list
To the people at ICE..." 🎵
Checkin' it twice
Then handin' that list
To the people at ICE..." 🎵
Rambo and Dumbo
Rocky and Bullcankle
Sly and the Family Bonespur
Rocky and Bullcankle
Sly and the Family Bonespur
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Rambo and Dumbo
Rocky and Bullcankle
Sly and the Family Bonespur
Rocky and Bullcankle
Sly and the Family Bonespur
Who wore it better?
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Who wore it better?