Turducken Carlson
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💙 Karaoke diva, lawyer, hobby baker, bar trivia assassin, world traveler, marathon runner, cat collector, true crime junkie, EV driver, PTSD disaster, boy mom, smartass. 💙 she/her
If you're over 40, please PLEASE call your doctor to get screened for colon cancer. ❤️
James Van Der Beek, Dawson's Creek Star and Father of 6, Dies at 48 After Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has died after he was diagnosed with stage 3 colorectal cancer in August 2024. The actor was best known for playing Dawson Leery on 'Dawson's Creek'.
people.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
If you're over 40, please PLEASE call your doctor to get screened for colon cancer. ❤️
Reposted by Turducken Carlson
Let's ask Scott Adams if ivermectin cures cancer.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Let's ask Scott Adams if ivermectin cures cancer.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
BREAKING NEWS: Trump Wins Gold in Downhill Presidency
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Trump Wins Gold in Downhill Presidency
Why has every day of 2026 so far felt like taking Benadryl and waking up wrong on the couch at 2am
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Why has every day of 2026 so far felt like taking Benadryl and waking up wrong on the couch at 2am
Spanish lesson:
Mi papá tiene 47 años = My dad is 47 years old
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My Pope has 47 assholes
Mi papá tiene 47 años = My dad is 47 years old
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My Pope has 47 assholes
February 11, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Spanish lesson:
Mi papá tiene 47 años = My dad is 47 years old
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My Pope has 47 assholes
Mi papá tiene 47 años = My dad is 47 years old
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My Pope has 47 assholes
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Andy Ogles Gay Porn
Andy Ogles Gay Porn
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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Andy Ogles Gay Porn
Andy Ogles Gay Porn
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Bad President
Bad President
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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Bad President
Bad President
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Hillbilly Vanilli
Hillbilly Vanilli
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Hillbilly Vanilli
Hillbilly Vanilli
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Left coast, best coast. Sorry, Megacity denizens.
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Left coast, best coast. Sorry, Megacity denizens.
Ratings for the 2026 Super Bowl halftime shows:
• NFL Bad Bunny halftime show: 143 million viewers
• Animal Planet Puppy Bowl: 12 million viewers
• Trailer Park USA Kid Rock Show: 6 million viewers
• NFL Bad Bunny halftime show: 143 million viewers
• Animal Planet Puppy Bowl: 12 million viewers
• Trailer Park USA Kid Rock Show: 6 million viewers
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Ratings for the 2026 Super Bowl halftime shows:
• NFL Bad Bunny halftime show: 143 million viewers
• Animal Planet Puppy Bowl: 12 million viewers
• Trailer Park USA Kid Rock Show: 6 million viewers
• NFL Bad Bunny halftime show: 143 million viewers
• Animal Planet Puppy Bowl: 12 million viewers
• Trailer Park USA Kid Rock Show: 6 million viewers
Good night, Bluesky!
Fuck ICE.
Fuck the New England Patriots.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck the New England Patriots.
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Good night, Bluesky!
Fuck ICE.
Fuck the New England Patriots.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck the New England Patriots.
Tonight has proven bad for both MAGA and New England Patriots
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Tonight has proven bad for both MAGA and New England Patriots
That's it, I'm converting to Puerto Rican
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
That's it, I'm converting to Puerto Rican
So are we all speaking Spanish now? 🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
So are we all speaking Spanish now? 🇵🇷
Puerto Rico:
taxation without representation 🇵🇷
taxation without representation 🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Puerto Rico:
taxation without representation 🇵🇷
taxation without representation 🇵🇷
Happy Friday!
Fuck ICE!
Fuck ICE!
February 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Happy Friday!
Fuck ICE!
Fuck ICE!
Would you give me a kidney if I needed one for an art project
February 6, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Would you give me a kidney if I needed one for an art project
Reposted by Turducken Carlson
Kid Rock is a nickname for Epstein Island.
February 5, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Kid Rock is a nickname for Epstein Island.
Reposted by Turducken Carlson
An Irishman who lived in Limerance
Was asked why he didn’t like J.D. Vance
When they asked him why
He answered “That guy
Acts a lot like the guy in “Deliverance.”👽🪕
Was asked why he didn’t like J.D. Vance
When they asked him why
He answered “That guy
Acts a lot like the guy in “Deliverance.”👽🪕
February 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
An Irishman who lived in Limerance
Was asked why he didn’t like J.D. Vance
When they asked him why
He answered “That guy
Acts a lot like the guy in “Deliverance.”👽🪕
Was asked why he didn’t like J.D. Vance
When they asked him why
He answered “That guy
Acts a lot like the guy in “Deliverance.”👽🪕
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The Dead Kennedy Center
The Dead Kennedy Center
February 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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The Dead Kennedy Center
The Dead Kennedy Center
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Lights, Camera, Redaction
Lights, Camera, Redaction
February 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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Lights, Camera, Redaction
Lights, Camera, Redaction