I know I sound like a curmudgeon yelling 'Kids These Days' at a cloud, but I swear that's not what this is. This is brain rot on a speed run.

Oh goddamnit, why not just tell me the Easter Bunny and Santa are AI too!?

I may be one of the few college professors that's in it for the students and not my own research.

I am always a little sad at the end of every semester because I grow to love my students in different ways.

We wanted Leia but all we got was Luke

I for one feel fucking cheated

Uh no. They are a loving parent and valued member of our community. So please go sit on your middle finger and rotate vigorously so you finally know some sense of pleasure.

Uh as Grey's partner, I would like them to keep their genitalia as is, if it makes them happy to do so.

It's reallu weird you're more concerned about this than the actual person that fucks them.

Dude, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

The 90s were such a blur...