Sailor Sega Saturn
@liegecoren.bsky.social
Unspeakable Void with Cool Hair. Queer Non-Binary AuDHDer. Games and Pop Culture Historian. Do not expect professional posts. They/Them
People are usin' ChatGPT to fight with their spouses, for therapy, for their college essays, and now for parenting. Have we all just forgotten collectively how to use our brains? That lump three feet above your ass?
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
People are usin' ChatGPT to fight with their spouses, for therapy, for their college essays, and now for parenting. Have we all just forgotten collectively how to use our brains? That lump three feet above your ass?
I sometimes, selfishly wish I was *ANY* white person in 1985.
Nobody:
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me at 8:51am: SCOTT BURNHAM 1985
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me at 8:51am: SCOTT BURNHAM 1985
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I sometimes, selfishly wish I was *ANY* white person in 1985.
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Nobody:
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me at 8:51am: SCOTT BURNHAM 1985
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me at 8:51am: SCOTT BURNHAM 1985
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Nobody:
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me at 8:51am: SCOTT BURNHAM 1985
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me at 8:51am: SCOTT BURNHAM 1985
Wes Cherry, the designer of Solitaire for Windows, originally had a "boss key" that would open up a blank Excel workbook. He was told to remove it before release. :(
Video games used to include a "boss" button that you could press and put a fake screen on your desktop allegedly so your boss wouldn't know you were gaming and I'm not lying
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Wes Cherry, the designer of Solitaire for Windows, originally had a "boss key" that would open up a blank Excel workbook. He was told to remove it before release. :(
Last classes today, two students told me to keep teaching, no matter what.
an older man with a beard is crying while covering his mouth with his hand .
Alt: Wilfred from "Doctor Who" is crying while covering his mouth with his hand, in a sadness of loss, but with an understanding of moving on.
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Last classes today, two students told me to keep teaching, no matter what.
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We wanted Leia but all we got was Luke
I for one feel fucking cheated
I for one feel fucking cheated
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We wanted Leia but all we got was Luke
I for one feel fucking cheated
I for one feel fucking cheated
I am what you get when you have main character vibes, but NPC energy.
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I am what you get when you have main character vibes, but NPC energy.
I didn't know that physicals used the standard American letter grades on health.
But let's be real, this man hasn't ever gotten straight A's in anything.
But let's be real, this man hasn't ever gotten straight A's in anything.
Trump: "I took my physical. I got all As. Everything. But they said to me, 'would you like to take a cognitive test?' I said, 'Is it hard?' They said, 'yes.' I said, 'Well, I'm a very smart person. Who was the last president to take one?' 'No president has ever agreed to take one' ... I aced it."
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I didn't know that physicals used the standard American letter grades on health.
But let's be real, this man hasn't ever gotten straight A's in anything.
But let's be real, this man hasn't ever gotten straight A's in anything.
I would be a great trophy wife if I wasn't autistic.
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I would be a great trophy wife if I wasn't autistic.
How is it that the entire technology sector in the US relies on an Excel spreadsheet and, like, two lines of code from the 70's?
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
How is it that the entire technology sector in the US relies on an Excel spreadsheet and, like, two lines of code from the 70's?
At this point I don't think I'd be surprised to find out *I* sucked Clinton's dick.
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
At this point I don't think I'd be surprised to find out *I* sucked Clinton's dick.
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If Rick Sanchez is antifascist what the fuck is your excuse you misanthropic fuck
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
If Rick Sanchez is antifascist what the fuck is your excuse you misanthropic fuck
Damn Obsidian, way to call me out.
"The Earth Protectorate has discovered a flaw! You bish, are abrasive, easily distracted, and a hermit."
Like damn, if I wanted this much criticism, I'd call my mother.
"The Earth Protectorate has discovered a flaw! You bish, are abrasive, easily distracted, and a hermit."
Like damn, if I wanted this much criticism, I'd call my mother.
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Damn Obsidian, way to call me out.
"The Earth Protectorate has discovered a flaw! You bish, are abrasive, easily distracted, and a hermit."
Like damn, if I wanted this much criticism, I'd call my mother.
"The Earth Protectorate has discovered a flaw! You bish, are abrasive, easily distracted, and a hermit."
Like damn, if I wanted this much criticism, I'd call my mother.
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lmao
"Microsoft is not policing our messages in the game! we understand it looks goofy making an anti monopoly game when we got bought out by monopoly the company"
*next paragraph*
"Microsoft would like you to stop speaking about their involvement with the IDF"
(full text in linked article)
"Microsoft is not policing our messages in the game! we understand it looks goofy making an anti monopoly game when we got bought out by monopoly the company"
*next paragraph*
"Microsoft would like you to stop speaking about their involvement with the IDF"
(full text in linked article)
October 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
lmao
"Microsoft is not policing our messages in the game! we understand it looks goofy making an anti monopoly game when we got bought out by monopoly the company"
*next paragraph*
"Microsoft would like you to stop speaking about their involvement with the IDF"
(full text in linked article)
"Microsoft is not policing our messages in the game! we understand it looks goofy making an anti monopoly game when we got bought out by monopoly the company"
*next paragraph*
"Microsoft would like you to stop speaking about their involvement with the IDF"
(full text in linked article)
If you're asking, "Whomst among us hasn't gone a little Nazi?" You're telling on yourself more than you're gathering company.
The number of dems being like, "Oh, so you want some magical rainbow unicorn candidate who has no nazi tattoos? At all???"
October 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If you're asking, "Whomst among us hasn't gone a little Nazi?" You're telling on yourself more than you're gathering company.
My partner is currently having an internet argument with a wrong number. I keep telling them to hang up.
They will not.
They will not.
October 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My partner is currently having an internet argument with a wrong number. I keep telling them to hang up.
They will not.
They will not.
Roll for willful ignorance:
Nat 20.
Nat 20.
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Roll for willful ignorance:
Nat 20.
Nat 20.
I laughed. Because the motherfucker could be retired, sittin on his porch, in the sun, drinking iced tea, but he needs to rob those minorities of all their rights.
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I laughed. Because the motherfucker could be retired, sittin on his porch, in the sun, drinking iced tea, but he needs to rob those minorities of all their rights.
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Why did they bother with a private chat when Twitter is *RIGHT THERE*?
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Why did they bother with a private chat when Twitter is *RIGHT THERE*?
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ChatGPT helped a child to commit suicide in April but in 6 months they’ve made so much progress on mitigating “the serious mental health issues” that they’re ready to roll out the jack off protocol
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
October 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
ChatGPT helped a child to commit suicide in April but in 6 months they’ve made so much progress on mitigating “the serious mental health issues” that they’re ready to roll out the jack off protocol
I don't think anyone wants to watch Game of Thrones anyways, but also, fuck you, pay real people, and let some people just rest in peace.
Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies
Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon
Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies
www.scientificamerican.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I don't think anyone wants to watch Game of Thrones anyways, but also, fuck you, pay real people, and let some people just rest in peace.
America 2050:
Time to watch my daily ads so I can start my car and go to the job that owns my home, where they play ads so I can cook, use the toilet, and shower.
But I can also watch a really shitty AI-created television show, once I watch all the ads.
Time to watch my daily ads so I can start my car and go to the job that owns my home, where they play ads so I can cook, use the toilet, and shower.
But I can also watch a really shitty AI-created television show, once I watch all the ads.
October 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
America 2050:
Time to watch my daily ads so I can start my car and go to the job that owns my home, where they play ads so I can cook, use the toilet, and shower.
But I can also watch a really shitty AI-created television show, once I watch all the ads.
Time to watch my daily ads so I can start my car and go to the job that owns my home, where they play ads so I can cook, use the toilet, and shower.
But I can also watch a really shitty AI-created television show, once I watch all the ads.
Please, this is peak internet and accurate as fuck I am dying from amusement here.
Holy shit Zach my mom just joined Bluesky specifically to prove you wrong
October 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Please, this is peak internet and accurate as fuck I am dying from amusement here.
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8yo: how you feel about unspeakable
Me: *capitalist ranting*
8yo: but he has to pay his cameramen, he has to pay his setup crew, he has to pay everyone else whether you see them or dont see them
Me: holy shit I raised you right
Me: *capitalist ranting*
8yo: but he has to pay his cameramen, he has to pay his setup crew, he has to pay everyone else whether you see them or dont see them
Me: holy shit I raised you right
October 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
8yo: how you feel about unspeakable
Me: *capitalist ranting*
8yo: but he has to pay his cameramen, he has to pay his setup crew, he has to pay everyone else whether you see them or dont see them
Me: holy shit I raised you right
Me: *capitalist ranting*
8yo: but he has to pay his cameramen, he has to pay his setup crew, he has to pay everyone else whether you see them or dont see them
Me: holy shit I raised you right