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Jorge The Himbosexual
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Colombian🇨🇴
Gaymer/Nerd🎮
Queer/Gay/NB🏳️‍🌈
Thick & Juicy 🍑
Reading Fanatic 📚
Aka: La Verónica 💅
"Colombia's SECOND Biggest Export!"

❤️: Muscle boys💪, reading📚, videogames🎮, big🍆, thick🍑, beach🏖, pizza🍕.

ACAB/BLM/Trans Rights🏳️‍⚧️/🇵🇸
Pinned
Is it too much to ask for someone to come and pound my thick chub ass into oblivion?! Like damn!

I cook (kinda), clean (and clean up) well, and suck dick like I got a blackbelt & gold medal in it. You mamá gonna love me! [Or if not, introduce me to your dad/brother(s),cousin(s)]
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Happy New Year! 🎇🥂

I want to start the year off right with my piggy muse Bigby as a thank you for everyone's continued support!

Be safe and I hope everyone has an amazing start to 2026 💛
January 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Happy New Year! Feliz Año Nuevo!

Going into 2026 with big hair, big lips and big "fuck y'all" baddie energía + 15kg lighter than in January.

Besos for 2026 - hope get to kiss so many of y'all in the next year!

#newyearseve #felizañonuevo #happynewyear #biggerbetterbadder #2026isforthebaddies
December 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My fur babies Milo (black Bengal cross), Max and Mya (both Norwegian forest cross) having a meeting of the council to determine my fate, as I had the audacity to hoover the rug.

The council has decided: lobotomy.

#cats #kitty #furbabies #angrycats #gatos
December 31, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Commission for @slayernice.bsky.social 🏖️🌴🍼
December 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Best games I've played this year:

@pokemon Team Rocket Edition 🚀 9/10

@cyberpunk 🔫 10/10

@officialdigimon Time Stranger 💽 9/10

@teamsilenthill 2 💀 9/10

@nintendouk Mario Kart World 🏁 10/10

@expedition33official ⚔️ 10/10

#videogames #videogamereviews #bestgamesof2025 #nintendo #playstation
December 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Love sucking on a nice thick uncut cock 😈🤤 onlyfans.com/spanishcubb
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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🌴Commission for [Primo]SodaSoDumb🌞
December 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Yes, super muscular guy, use generative AI to make your massive muscles already bigger while killing the planet in the mean time 🫠
December 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Damn. I've really been neglecting this app...fuck...

I'm sorry y'all. Have some booty as an apology.
December 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Anyone sympathetic towards the death of someone whose whole existence and rhetoric was to promote violence towards LGBTQ+ people, immigrants, non-christians, etc. Please please PLEASE leave my life and unfriend/unfollow/block me. I dont want you in my life. Gracias.
September 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
My message to anyone and everyone angrily bitching about the strikes:

Shut. The. Fuck. Up!
(Mayo ass privileged opinions)

Its thanks to unions you got time off, annual leave, weekends, fair wages, fire safety at work, etc etc etc.

Like i said:

ABCDESHUTTHEFUCKUP.

#supportstrikers #eattherich
September 10, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Correct. I am drunk, listening to old Britney albums while playing Pokemon, and have my new buttplug inside me. Life is good.
August 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This is the EXACT same shit landlords will say about mould in your bathroom here in London. Smh.
Listen, I don’t want to go into how dumb the army is rn
August 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The magical feeling when you come across an old mutual you've not seen in A DECADE cause they liked your random pic of your shorts ❤️❤️❤️

So happy to see and neet new people and old friends on this app. ❤️❤️❤️
August 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Could 100000% do with this right now. Miss being in the sun so damn much...
August 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Who wears short shorts? I WEAR SHORT SHORTS! 🩳

They're comfy.

Any guesses to what underwear I've got on? Hint: there's barely any of it, and its right between my cheeks.

#lifebyjorge #lgbt #queer #queercodedclothing #gay #nowwithlegsout #ireallyneedatanagain
August 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
August 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Is #SpeedoSunday a thing?
It should be a thing.
Let's make it a thing.
August 3, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Pyramid Head slays in new photo
July 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
🚩: Any type fo support for, or sharing videos of, Andr*w T*te.

🚩: Being LGBTQI+ and supporting a Transphobic, Homophobic, Incel Racist R*pist.

Immediately block or unfollow me if you support A.T*te or anyone like him. I ain't got the type for that bullshit.

Anyway:

🇵🇸Free Palestine🇵🇸
July 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Goddamnit, Harry. I AM TRYING TO TALK TO YOU!
"Are you going to take off those headphones so we can discuss this like mature adults, Harry? Or, are you just going to sit there like a petulant child?”
July 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM