Andie Blane
@lifeinlyrics.bsky.social
Pop culture nerd. Swiftie. Amateur social justice seeker. Zombie specialist. Entrepreneur. Observer. Unapologetic.
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Life in Lyrics | HaileyPlug-and-play content systems for creators who don’t want to guess what to post.Simple, sustainable, and built for real life — not hustle culture.
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December 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I’m doing 5 quick bio + hook fixes for small business owners who feel stuck on what to post.
You’ll get:
• A polished bio
• 5 reusable post hooks
• Delivered in 24 hours
It’s $25 total and I only have 5 spots because I’m keeping it low-stress.
Comment BIO and I’ll message you.
You’ll get:
• A polished bio
• 5 reusable post hooks
• Delivered in 24 hours
It’s $25 total and I only have 5 spots because I’m keeping it low-stress.
Comment BIO and I’ll message you.
December 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’m doing 5 quick bio + hook fixes for small business owners who feel stuck on what to post.
You’ll get:
• A polished bio
• 5 reusable post hooks
• Delivered in 24 hours
It’s $25 total and I only have 5 spots because I’m keeping it low-stress.
Comment BIO and I’ll message you.
You’ll get:
• A polished bio
• 5 reusable post hooks
• Delivered in 24 hours
It’s $25 total and I only have 5 spots because I’m keeping it low-stress.
Comment BIO and I’ll message you.
I’m taking on 5 small biz! I’ll write 30 days of captions + sales posts FOR YOU so all you have to do is post and sell.
This is not coaching. I literally hand you your content.
✅ 48–72 hour turnaround
✅ No long-term commitment
If your business needs momentum right now, comment READY and I’ll DM you.
This is not coaching. I literally hand you your content.
✅ 48–72 hour turnaround
✅ No long-term commitment
If your business needs momentum right now, comment READY and I’ll DM you.
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I’m taking on 5 small biz! I’ll write 30 days of captions + sales posts FOR YOU so all you have to do is post and sell.
This is not coaching. I literally hand you your content.
✅ 48–72 hour turnaround
✅ No long-term commitment
If your business needs momentum right now, comment READY and I’ll DM you.
This is not coaching. I literally hand you your content.
✅ 48–72 hour turnaround
✅ No long-term commitment
If your business needs momentum right now, comment READY and I’ll DM you.
I am beside myself with all of the AIDS posts. May all of your lives be a blessing to us who precede you .
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I am beside myself with all of the AIDS posts. May all of your lives be a blessing to us who precede you .
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
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So unemployment up. Jobless claims up. Inflation up. GDP down. Dollar plummeting. More wars abroad. Soldiers on the streets at home. By every objective metric, this administration is a disaster.
June 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
So unemployment up. Jobless claims up. Inflation up. GDP down. Dollar plummeting. More wars abroad. Soldiers on the streets at home. By every objective metric, this administration is a disaster.
I have had so many emotions since Inauguration Day, so much pain in my heart. My heart just breaks for all the women, all of my fellow Americans who are more melanated than I, my trans brothers and sisters, my gay/lesbian/non binary brothers and sisters….. I just have no words.
tigger from winnie the pooh is standing in a forest with trees in the background and looking at the camera .
ALT: tigger from winnie the pooh is standing in a forest with trees in the background and looking at the camera .
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June 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I have had so many emotions since Inauguration Day, so much pain in my heart. My heart just breaks for all the women, all of my fellow Americans who are more melanated than I, my trans brothers and sisters, my gay/lesbian/non binary brothers and sisters….. I just have no words.
Yesterday I decided to see if I could afterpay Shinedown tickets. It was more than my available balance but let me finance for 12 months with zero downpayment 🤣🤣🤣. Shinedown in Detroit 7/25 here we come!!!!! Super geeked to see my favorite band in 64 days with special guest BUSH!!! #shinedown
May 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Yesterday I decided to see if I could afterpay Shinedown tickets. It was more than my available balance but let me finance for 12 months with zero downpayment 🤣🤣🤣. Shinedown in Detroit 7/25 here we come!!!!! Super geeked to see my favorite band in 64 days with special guest BUSH!!! #shinedown
Why am I even on here?
May 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Why am I even on here?
Let’s be real: if sarcasm burned calories, we’d be fitness influencers by now.
Sarcasm, It’s How I Hug.
Made for the snarky sweethearts who show love with sarcasm and eye rolls.
Printed on buttery soft fabric in unisex sizing—perfect for anyone who gives hugs in the form of well-timed one-liners.
Sarcasm, It’s How I Hug.
Made for the snarky sweethearts who show love with sarcasm and eye rolls.
Printed on buttery soft fabric in unisex sizing—perfect for anyone who gives hugs in the form of well-timed one-liners.
May 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Let’s be real: if sarcasm burned calories, we’d be fitness influencers by now.
Sarcasm, It’s How I Hug.
Made for the snarky sweethearts who show love with sarcasm and eye rolls.
Printed on buttery soft fabric in unisex sizing—perfect for anyone who gives hugs in the form of well-timed one-liners.
Sarcasm, It’s How I Hug.
Made for the snarky sweethearts who show love with sarcasm and eye rolls.
Printed on buttery soft fabric in unisex sizing—perfect for anyone who gives hugs in the form of well-timed one-liners.
Reposted by Andie Blane
The good news is that the constitution provides ways for Congress and the Judiciary to reign in a power-hungry president. The bad news is those people are all scared of him.
April 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The good news is that the constitution provides ways for Congress and the Judiciary to reign in a power-hungry president. The bad news is those people are all scared of him.
Reposted by Andie Blane
Florida: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez (20) is being held in the Leon County Jail, charged with illegally entering Florida as an “unauthorized alien."
Lopez-Gomez is a U.S. Citizen, born in the USA. He showed his U.S. birth certificate in court. The judge held him in jail anyway.
This is Fascism.
Lopez-Gomez is a U.S. Citizen, born in the USA. He showed his U.S. birth certificate in court. The judge held him in jail anyway.
This is Fascism.
April 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Florida: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez (20) is being held in the Leon County Jail, charged with illegally entering Florida as an “unauthorized alien."
Lopez-Gomez is a U.S. Citizen, born in the USA. He showed his U.S. birth certificate in court. The judge held him in jail anyway.
This is Fascism.
Lopez-Gomez is a U.S. Citizen, born in the USA. He showed his U.S. birth certificate in court. The judge held him in jail anyway.
This is Fascism.
Reposted by Andie Blane
If you abduct someone and send them involuntarily and without recourse to a country where they've never lived to be imprisoned, that isn't deportation, it's human trafficking
April 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If you abduct someone and send them involuntarily and without recourse to a country where they've never lived to be imprisoned, that isn't deportation, it's human trafficking
Find Midwest Menace Co on Fb @midwestmenaceco!!!!
April 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Find Midwest Menace Co on Fb @midwestmenaceco!!!!
I’m so proud of Cory Booker for holding the line!!!!!
April 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I’m so proud of Cory Booker for holding the line!!!!!
Take this however you like….🤣🤣🤣. #shopsmall #midwestmenaceco
March 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Take this however you like….🤣🤣🤣. #shopsmall #midwestmenaceco
I am definitely the whole problem…🤣🤣🤣
March 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I am definitely the whole problem…🤣🤣🤣
February 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Reposted by Andie Blane
I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraïni
February 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraïni
Is anyone else just struggling to get through the day?
February 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Is anyone else just struggling to get through the day?