David Schmavid
@lightthebeam.bsky.social
Cat dad. Pieces of my heart are in Sacramento, New Orleans, and San Diego. Fan of the Sacramento Kings, USWNT, San Diego Wave FC, FC Barcelona (fem & mem), and New Orleans Saints. You might occasionally chuckle. Ally. priv/acc.
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What did y'all play?
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
What did y'all play?
Egg nog is best with a helping of brandy. You're welcome.
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Egg nog is best with a helping of brandy. You're welcome.
He's gonna need some ice for this burn, Honey Bee. 😅
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
He's gonna need some ice for this burn, Honey Bee. 😅
I knew it'd be one of your pictures that was your most liked post.
December 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I knew it'd be one of your pictures that was your most liked post.
Exactly what I wanted for Christmas.
December 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Exactly what I wanted for Christmas.
And we know this is going to happen to any child that LOOKS like an immigrant.
December 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
And we know this is going to happen to any child that LOOKS like an immigrant.
That's my good girl. 😈
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
That's my good girl. 😈
I've had Catch-22 on my shelf for years. This video made me finally decide to make it my next read (currently wrapping up Ender's Game). Thanks, Amy!
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I've had Catch-22 on my shelf for years. This video made me finally decide to make it my next read (currently wrapping up Ender's Game). Thanks, Amy!
Current celebrity crush(es)?
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Current celebrity crush(es)?
Do you have a favorite Xmas song?
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Do you have a favorite Xmas song?
In the US: San Diego or New Orleans.
Outside: Montreal, Barcelona, Paris, somewhere in Australia/New Zealand.
Outside: Montreal, Barcelona, Paris, somewhere in Australia/New Zealand.
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
In the US: San Diego or New Orleans.
Outside: Montreal, Barcelona, Paris, somewhere in Australia/New Zealand.
Outside: Montreal, Barcelona, Paris, somewhere in Australia/New Zealand.
If you and your mom are into horror, I can't recommend "It: Welcome to Derry" enough.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
If you and your mom are into horror, I can't recommend "It: Welcome to Derry" enough.
...are we still talking about snow?
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
...are we still talking about snow?
That smile... 😍🥵
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
That smile... 😍🥵
Love that shirt color on you.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Love that shirt color on you.
Interesting read. Thank you for sharing!
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Interesting read. Thank you for sharing!
This is the best summary of being a Kings fan.
November 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This is the best summary of being a Kings fan.