David Schmavid
@lightthebeam.bsky.social
Cat dad. Pieces of my heart are in Sacramento, New Orleans, and San Diego. Fan of the Sacramento Kings, USWNT, San Diego Wave FC, FC Barcelona (fem & mem), and New Orleans Saints. You might occasionally chuckle. Ally. priv/acc.
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MAGA is upset they couldn’t understand Bad Bunny’s performance because it wasn’t in English.
The constitution is in English. They don’t understand it.
The Bible is in English. They misinterpret it every day.
The Epstein files are in English and they won’t even attempt to read them.
The constitution is in English. They don’t understand it.
The Bible is in English. They misinterpret it every day.
The Epstein files are in English and they won’t even attempt to read them.
February 10, 2026 at 5:53 AM
MAGA is upset they couldn’t understand Bad Bunny’s performance because it wasn’t in English.
The constitution is in English. They don’t understand it.
The Bible is in English. They misinterpret it every day.
The Epstein files are in English and they won’t even attempt to read them.
The constitution is in English. They don’t understand it.
The Bible is in English. They misinterpret it every day.
The Epstein files are in English and they won’t even attempt to read them.
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Alexia Putellas loves scoring against Real Madrid 😏
With her latest goal in the Copa de la Reina QF, the 2× Ballon d’Or winner now has 12 El Clásico goals. Real Madrid have 10. Combined.
With her latest goal in the Copa de la Reina QF, the 2× Ballon d’Or winner now has 12 El Clásico goals. Real Madrid have 10. Combined.
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Alexia Putellas loves scoring against Real Madrid 😏
With her latest goal in the Copa de la Reina QF, the 2× Ballon d’Or winner now has 12 El Clásico goals. Real Madrid have 10. Combined.
With her latest goal in the Copa de la Reina QF, the 2× Ballon d’Or winner now has 12 El Clásico goals. Real Madrid have 10. Combined.
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Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.
1. Number Theory
2. Dinosaurs
3. Films of Argentina
4. German
5. Archery
1. Number Theory
2. Dinosaurs
3. Films of Argentina
4. German
5. Archery
1. Applied Ethics
2. Reaction Kinetics and Reactor Design
3. Abstract Algebra/Group Theory
4. Music Theory
5. Mass Transfer Operations
2. Reaction Kinetics and Reactor Design
3. Abstract Algebra/Group Theory
4. Music Theory
5. Mass Transfer Operations
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.
1. Music & History of the 1960s
2. The Mathematics of Games & Gambling
3. Salem Witch Trials
4. From Creed to Christendom: A History of the Christian Church
5. The Inner Workings of Yoga
1. Music & History of the 1960s
2. The Mathematics of Games & Gambling
3. Salem Witch Trials
4. From Creed to Christendom: A History of the Christian Church
5. The Inner Workings of Yoga
January 31, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.
1. Number Theory
2. Dinosaurs
3. Films of Argentina
4. German
5. Archery
1. Number Theory
2. Dinosaurs
3. Films of Argentina
4. German
5. Archery
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""Melania" is my worst theater experience."
Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln
January 29, 2026 at 7:28 AM
""Melania" is my worst theater experience."
Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln
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"were repeatedly harassed and blocked by hostile crowds while simply trying to take bathroom breaks"
I'M SORRY WHAT IS MORE HOSTILE THAN BEING SHOT 3X IN THE FACE AND BEING CALLED A FUCKING BITCH???
I'M SORRY WHAT IS MORE HOSTILE THAN BEING SHOT 3X IN THE FACE AND BEING CALLED A FUCKING BITCH???
January 22, 2026 at 4:50 AM
"were repeatedly harassed and blocked by hostile crowds while simply trying to take bathroom breaks"
I'M SORRY WHAT IS MORE HOSTILE THAN BEING SHOT 3X IN THE FACE AND BEING CALLED A FUCKING BITCH???
I'M SORRY WHAT IS MORE HOSTILE THAN BEING SHOT 3X IN THE FACE AND BEING CALLED A FUCKING BITCH???
Intrepid. Interesting. 🤨🤔
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Intrepid. Interesting. 🤨🤔
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THAT’S A WAVE WIN, BABYYYY 🌊🏆
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
THAT’S A WAVE WIN, BABYYYY 🌊🏆
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SAN DIEGO WAVE ARE WORLD SEVENS CHAMPIONS 🏆
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
SAN DIEGO WAVE ARE WORLD SEVENS CHAMPIONS 🏆
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WAVE FC ARE WORLD SEVENS FINALISTS 🌊🙌
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
WAVE FC ARE WORLD SEVENS FINALISTS 🌊🙌
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Rain puddle lit up for the season, Royal and Dumaine, New Orleans
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Rain puddle lit up for the season, Royal and Dumaine, New Orleans
SHE'S A GOOD KITTY!!! 😻
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 AM
SHE'S A GOOD KITTY!!! 😻
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
Everyday I miss New Orleans. ☹️🫶
Row of double shotguns, N Rampart, Marigny, New Orleans
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Everyday I miss New Orleans. ☹️🫶
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Well maybe you shouldn’t have raise the price 50% and then bailed out one of the countries that was absorbing the market you blew up for $40billion but that’s just me
Trump: "I want China to buy soybeans. One of the things I want is China is gonna buy soybeans."
October 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Well maybe you shouldn’t have raise the price 50% and then bailed out one of the countries that was absorbing the market you blew up for $40billion but that’s just me
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THE SAN DIEGO WAVE ARE GOING TO PLAYOFFS IN STYLE!
Presented by Google Pixel
Presented by Google Pixel
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
THE SAN DIEGO WAVE ARE GOING TO PLAYOFFS IN STYLE!
Presented by Google Pixel
Presented by Google Pixel
I need to get up and go to bed, but I don't have the heart to move my legs.
September 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I need to get up and go to bed, but I don't have the heart to move my legs.
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AITANA D'OR.
2023 - 2024 - 2025
2023 - 2024 - 2025
September 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
AITANA D'OR.
2023 - 2024 - 2025
2023 - 2024 - 2025
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"We have to get them off the streets..."
September 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"We have to get them off the streets..."
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Missed opportunity to use this picture
September 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Missed opportunity to use this picture
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Alex Morgan's last ever NWSL goal came in the 88th minute — a header to win the Challenge Cup for the San Diego Wave. A fitting farewell for one of the game's most decorated players 🏆
September 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Alex Morgan's last ever NWSL goal came in the 88th minute — a header to win the Challenge Cup for the San Diego Wave. A fitting farewell for one of the game's most decorated players 🏆
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LIT UP FOR THE GOAT. The city of San Diego is paying tribute to Alex Morgan ahead of her jersey retirement ceremony 💕 🐐
📷: @sandiegowavefc.com
📷: @sandiegowavefc.com
September 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
LIT UP FOR THE GOAT. The city of San Diego is paying tribute to Alex Morgan ahead of her jersey retirement ceremony 💕 🐐
📷: @sandiegowavefc.com
📷: @sandiegowavefc.com