cousin Lila
@lilalmao.bsky.social
exactly like other girls | des moines
my “its tiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmeeee” moment happens the second valentines day decor hits the shelves
January 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
my “its tiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmeeee” moment happens the second valentines day decor hits the shelves
they should invent a way to organize tupperware
January 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
they should invent a way to organize tupperware
god made me a tv girl bc she knew I would somehow exclusively attract film guys
January 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
god made me a tv girl bc she knew I would somehow exclusively attract film guys
we’ve lost the plot on adding protein to things
January 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
we’ve lost the plot on adding protein to things
Spent 1h25m on hold today. I have the Iowa HHS hold music burned deep into my memory now
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Spent 1h25m on hold today. I have the Iowa HHS hold music burned deep into my memory now
the cats have been sleeping through all of my admin work ive done today, and Im jealous
January 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
the cats have been sleeping through all of my admin work ive done today, and Im jealous
bf made sure I started my morning on track ❤️ (I had a breakdown yesterday abt the things I need to do today lol)
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
bf made sure I started my morning on track ❤️ (I had a breakdown yesterday abt the things I need to do today lol)
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one of the cool parts of being unemployed is the panic attack feeling I get when I spend any money
December 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
one of the cool parts of being unemployed is the panic attack feeling I get when I spend any money
love pretending im only staying with my partner bc he is the primary cat feeder
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
love pretending im only staying with my partner bc he is the primary cat feeder
thankful for the wife of the guy who gave us a hell of a deal on pokemon stuff for telling him it needed to get out of the house
December 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
thankful for the wife of the guy who gave us a hell of a deal on pokemon stuff for telling him it needed to get out of the house
bf didnt know I Wanna Get Better by Bleachers…. ok we get it, you didnt wanna kill yourself in high school 🙄
December 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
bf didnt know I Wanna Get Better by Bleachers…. ok we get it, you didnt wanna kill yourself in high school 🙄
I invite everyone to join me in putting on your top songs of 2016 and jam while feeling weird emotions
December 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I invite everyone to join me in putting on your top songs of 2016 and jam while feeling weird emotions
laying with the cats in bed every morning almost makes being unemployed worth it
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
laying with the cats in bed every morning almost makes being unemployed worth it
it took 26 years to diagnose me with OCD. meanwhile at age like 11 I was washing my hands compulsively so much that they would bleed. cool cool
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
it took 26 years to diagnose me with OCD. meanwhile at age like 11 I was washing my hands compulsively so much that they would bleed. cool cool
seeing old ladies with beautiful eccentric house gives me hope for my future
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
seeing old ladies with beautiful eccentric house gives me hope for my future
my therapist said I have to be nicer to myself…… in THIS ECONOMY?
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
my therapist said I have to be nicer to myself…… in THIS ECONOMY?
one thing abt me is:
1) I’m not using self checkout
1) I’m not using self checkout
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
one thing abt me is:
1) I’m not using self checkout
1) I’m not using self checkout
1) bundle up for the cold
2) go to the grocery store and lose 3lb from sweating profusely
2) go to the grocery store and lose 3lb from sweating profusely
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
1) bundle up for the cold
2) go to the grocery store and lose 3lb from sweating profusely
2) go to the grocery store and lose 3lb from sweating profusely
Did great at timing food before we left for a week so nothing went unused or got rotten….. then we came home and it snowed a foot and we were looking for scraps in our own kitchen
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Did great at timing food before we left for a week so nothing went unused or got rotten….. then we came home and it snowed a foot and we were looking for scraps in our own kitchen
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there should be more thursday-based holidays, based purely on their ability to utterly fuck up a work week
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
there should be more thursday-based holidays, based purely on their ability to utterly fuck up a work week
some of you have never been in cousin debt, and it shows
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
some of you have never been in cousin debt, and it shows
constantly having to do PR for my dumbass orange cat
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
constantly having to do PR for my dumbass orange cat
things I should be allowed to put on my resume:
-good at naming the work gc
-long time “pleasure to have in class”
-good opinions
-good at naming the work gc
-long time “pleasure to have in class”
-good opinions
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
things I should be allowed to put on my resume:
-good at naming the work gc
-long time “pleasure to have in class”
-good opinions
-good at naming the work gc
-long time “pleasure to have in class”
-good opinions
there r numerous reasons I should’ve gotten diagnosed with OCD before age 26 but I think one of them is probably that I get unreasonably stressed if I can’t use the right color pen for something
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
there r numerous reasons I should’ve gotten diagnosed with OCD before age 26 but I think one of them is probably that I get unreasonably stressed if I can’t use the right color pen for something