bats !
@lilbittybats.bsky.social
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date idea: invite a girl to the hot springs with you and then get into a heated emotionally stunted argument while naked
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
date idea: invite a girl to the hot springs with you and then get into a heated emotionally stunted argument while naked
i get my face drilled into in a little over a week… you better all be nice to me while i’m recovering
(and maybe hold my hand a little because the only other surgery i’ve ever had was wisdom teeth)
(and maybe hold my hand a little because the only other surgery i’ve ever had was wisdom teeth)
January 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
i get my face drilled into in a little over a week… you better all be nice to me while i’m recovering
(and maybe hold my hand a little because the only other surgery i’ve ever had was wisdom teeth)
(and maybe hold my hand a little because the only other surgery i’ve ever had was wisdom teeth)
work should let me go home and go back to bed because i’m a delightful and whimsical little creature that happens to also be eepy
January 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
work should let me go home and go back to bed because i’m a delightful and whimsical little creature that happens to also be eepy
also: cousin tag team trouble at durthers tonight, mayhaps…
January 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
also: cousin tag team trouble at durthers tonight, mayhaps…
productive downtime at work
January 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
productive downtime at work
shoutout to number munchers and replaying the trial version of age of empires over and over again as my other elementary school computer memories
January 6, 2026 at 4:26 AM
shoutout to number munchers and replaying the trial version of age of empires over and over again as my other elementary school computer memories
when i was in third grade we had a classroom computer!! and it had this weird little puzzle game on it with funny little blue guys. my child brain couldn't comprehend it well and because we only had limited time, was never able to beat it. it haunts me to this day
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
when i was in third grade we had a classroom computer!! and it had this weird little puzzle game on it with funny little blue guys. my child brain couldn't comprehend it well and because we only had limited time, was never able to beat it. it haunts me to this day
i genuinely don't know where my cats keep disappearing their toys to but there's gotta be a stash of like 6 tinfoil balls around here somewhere
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
i genuinely don't know where my cats keep disappearing their toys to but there's gotta be a stash of like 6 tinfoil balls around here somewhere
things that make utikka uncomfortable:
-being nice to her
-trying to know her
-romantic intent
-why do you want to see her again or be around her at all??
-what is wrong with you???
-being nice to her
-trying to know her
-romantic intent
-why do you want to see her again or be around her at all??
-what is wrong with you???
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
things that make utikka uncomfortable:
-being nice to her
-trying to know her
-romantic intent
-why do you want to see her again or be around her at all??
-what is wrong with you???
-being nice to her
-trying to know her
-romantic intent
-why do you want to see her again or be around her at all??
-what is wrong with you???
sits up. u’tikka’s arcadion feral soul would be one of those lava scorpions
January 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
sits up. u’tikka’s arcadion feral soul would be one of those lava scorpions
so many people are beholding my cat…
January 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
so many people are beholding my cat…
my only 7.4 comment is that these guys are cute actually and they should let us ride one or give us a tiny one as a minion. also thanks for whatever you're doing, sphene
January 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
my only 7.4 comment is that these guys are cute actually and they should let us ride one or give us a tiny one as a minion. also thanks for whatever you're doing, sphene
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
that time utikka brought home spices for her lizard family to try and then nearly fucking died because turns out lizards can’t taste spicy flavors so they kept adding more then told her it wasn’t working
December 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
that time utikka brought home spices for her lizard family to try and then nearly fucking died because turns out lizards can’t taste spicy flavors so they kept adding more then told her it wasn’t working
i feel like you should have specified for those at home that it was because she pinched u’tikka’s ass
and fletcher almost got away with it until crit weighed in LOL
and fletcher almost got away with it until crit weighed in LOL
FLETCHER GOT HER TAIL SET ON FIRE AT DRUTHERS
a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
Alt: gif of the crab rave meme
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December 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i feel like you should have specified for those at home that it was because she pinched u’tikka’s ass
and fletcher almost got away with it until crit weighed in LOL
and fletcher almost got away with it until crit weighed in LOL
there’s a wqotd about names so let me inform you that u’tikka’s full name is actually:
u’tikka chah of tribe tyrehk’an, following the path of the red sand
u’tikka chah of tribe tyrehk’an, following the path of the red sand
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
there’s a wqotd about names so let me inform you that u’tikka’s full name is actually:
u’tikka chah of tribe tyrehk’an, following the path of the red sand
u’tikka chah of tribe tyrehk’an, following the path of the red sand
sorry to everyone that activates u'tikka's trap card rn (she's absolutely going through it)
December 31, 2025 at 5:24 AM
sorry to everyone that activates u'tikka's trap card rn (she's absolutely going through it)
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favorite catism to write with u'tikka: her ears entered airplane mode.
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
favorite catism to write with u'tikka: her ears entered airplane mode.
favorite catism to write with u'tikka: her ears entered airplane mode.
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
favorite catism to write with u'tikka: her ears entered airplane mode.
clawing at the walls i have nothing to do at work the next few days but am still expected to be in office please help meeeee
December 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
clawing at the walls i have nothing to do at work the next few days but am still expected to be in office please help meeeee
my new years resolution is to be a better idgaf-er because unfortunately we don't live in a world that is kind to people who tend to care as much as i do and the past turn has been especially painful for me on that front lmao
December 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
my new years resolution is to be a better idgaf-er because unfortunately we don't live in a world that is kind to people who tend to care as much as i do and the past turn has been especially painful for me on that front lmao
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christmas gift for @lilbittybats.bsky.social of their wol, U'tikka!
#FFXIV #FFXIVArt #Miqote #HorseyDoodles
#FFXIV #FFXIVArt #Miqote #HorseyDoodles
December 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
christmas gift for @lilbittybats.bsky.social of their wol, U'tikka!
#FFXIV #FFXIVArt #Miqote #HorseyDoodles
#FFXIV #FFXIVArt #Miqote #HorseyDoodles
it's boxing day in canada which is like america's black friday. i wanted a new blender but the one i wanted is sold out locally everywhere. me, with my huge brain: goes to the manufacturer's website, where they have it for the same sale price, and orders there
December 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
it's boxing day in canada which is like america's black friday. i wanted a new blender but the one i wanted is sold out locally everywhere. me, with my huge brain: goes to the manufacturer's website, where they have it for the same sale price, and orders there
my boomer parents who live locally to me like to fuck off to florida for the winter so it's just lil ol me for the holidays so i am bestowing all of you with my festive cheer instead!! blows kisses
December 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
my boomer parents who live locally to me like to fuck off to florida for the winter so it's just lil ol me for the holidays so i am bestowing all of you with my festive cheer instead!! blows kisses