Meg
@lilblueducky.bsky.social
Drinking dumb bitch juice everyday. NJ girl in NH. NY sports fan (nyr/nyj/nyy). 2 cats (RIP Pucky) and a cute husband. Chem. Avid reader. No Nazis allowed. Plz don't DM me if I don't know you, I will block you. (she/her)
Shaggy radio on Pandora is just as good as hip hop bbq, maybe better. For your 90s/00s hip hop and r&b delights. Hahaha
December 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Shaggy radio on Pandora is just as good as hip hop bbq, maybe better. For your 90s/00s hip hop and r&b delights. Hahaha
Grading tests and watching RHOBH so like hi haha
December 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Grading tests and watching RHOBH so like hi haha
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He looks terrible. You’d think after all the Biden health accusations, the GOP would want to know what was wrong with Trump.
But nah, crickets.
But nah, crickets.
Trump last night had the complexion of a Thanksgiving turkey that was left in the oven too long and bandages were again visible on the back of his right hand
(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)
(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
He looks terrible. You’d think after all the Biden health accusations, the GOP would want to know what was wrong with Trump.
But nah, crickets.
But nah, crickets.
11 school days until break. but we're on break from 24th-5th so like...woo.
I can't wait to do our January Whole30 though, after eating and drinking everything this month lol
I can't wait to do our January Whole30 though, after eating and drinking everything this month lol
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
11 school days until break. but we're on break from 24th-5th so like...woo.
I can't wait to do our January Whole30 though, after eating and drinking everything this month lol
I can't wait to do our January Whole30 though, after eating and drinking everything this month lol
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
I fell asleep on the couch for like 15 min last night and then in turn was up until 1 am...then I didn't sleep soundly. I had really effed up dreams (I was running the chinese restaurant in my hometown? it was a shitshow) and I think I have a cold. I hate that I have to be a competent adult today!
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I fell asleep on the couch for like 15 min last night and then in turn was up until 1 am...then I didn't sleep soundly. I had really effed up dreams (I was running the chinese restaurant in my hometown? it was a shitshow) and I think I have a cold. I hate that I have to be a competent adult today!
slomi.
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
slomi.
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Pillars of 👀
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December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Pillars of 👀
🔭🐡🧪🎨
🔭🐡🧪🎨
3 min into community day and I already got my first shiny #PokemonGo
a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
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December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
3 min into community day and I already got my first shiny #PokemonGo
Two posts on that power play? Like come on hahahaha
December 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Two posts on that power play? Like come on hahahaha
A little afternoon Rangers hockey? Sure don't mind if I do
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A little afternoon Rangers hockey? Sure don't mind if I do
I'm absolutely S C R E A M I N G
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I'm absolutely S C R E A M I N G
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me right now but I feel like if someone looks at me wrong I'm gonna burst into tears.
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me right now but I feel like if someone looks at me wrong I'm gonna burst into tears.
Lmao origami at happy hour!!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Lmao origami at happy hour!!!!!
I have a sinus headache and I want to cry. UGH.
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I have a sinus headache and I want to cry. UGH.
its going to be 4 degrees tomorrow morning and...I can't.
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
its going to be 4 degrees tomorrow morning and...I can't.
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American immigration policy since Jan 20, 2025:
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
American immigration policy since Jan 20, 2025:
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Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
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Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video:
“This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This is like God tier tea. Like I love peppermint tea, but hate that it's caffeine free. Sometimes you can get a mint green tea. Not enough caffeine, and I prefer black tea. But this? This here? Ticks all my boxes. Plus look at my 90s cryptid mug lmao
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is like God tier tea. Like I love peppermint tea, but hate that it's caffeine free. Sometimes you can get a mint green tea. Not enough caffeine, and I prefer black tea. But this? This here? Ticks all my boxes. Plus look at my 90s cryptid mug lmao
I've done nothing today but pick up groceries and eat a hot pocket.
I'm gonna play fall guys and make some soup later.
Solid snow day
I'm gonna play fall guys and make some soup later.
Solid snow day
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I've done nothing today but pick up groceries and eat a hot pocket.
I'm gonna play fall guys and make some soup later.
Solid snow day
I'm gonna play fall guys and make some soup later.
Solid snow day
Me from now until December 23 #TeacherProblems
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Me from now until December 23 #TeacherProblems
