Isabelle
@lilieswithout.bsky.social
hey it’s your friendly neighborhood tranny pervert with problematic political opinions and strong feelings on art. 34, she / her
being 34 means half the men who hit me up on social media call me a gorgeous young woman and the other half call me a milf
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
being 34 means half the men who hit me up on social media call me a gorgeous young woman and the other half call me a milf
pulling up the video for “Infinity Guitars” and seeing “posted 15 years ago” is one of the more painful i’m-getting-old sucker punches i’ve yet received
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
pulling up the video for “Infinity Guitars” and seeing “posted 15 years ago” is one of the more painful i’m-getting-old sucker punches i’ve yet received
“person who has helped lose multiple elections giving advice on how to win elections” is a weird article to see dozens of times a month
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“person who has helped lose multiple elections giving advice on how to win elections” is a weird article to see dozens of times a month
forgetting to pick up the cat toys before the roomba ran and hearing my evil nephew gracelessly slam into every cardboard box or scratching tower like a drunk lilliputian cab driver
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
forgetting to pick up the cat toys before the roomba ran and hearing my evil nephew gracelessly slam into every cardboard box or scratching tower like a drunk lilliputian cab driver
“we must destroy ms rachel” said the very normal zionist
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“we must destroy ms rachel” said the very normal zionist
so i’m reading your resume here and it says from 2012-2018 you worked as the on-call feng shui advisor for the kink dot com armory, tell me more about that
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
so i’m reading your resume here and it says from 2012-2018 you worked as the on-call feng shui advisor for the kink dot com armory, tell me more about that
i don’t think the democratic leadership are dumb, i think a.) they don’t give a shit about things that do not personally impact them and b.) if they actually tried, voters might start expecting things, and that’s infinitely worse to them than the death and suffering caving like this will cause.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
i don’t think the democratic leadership are dumb, i think a.) they don’t give a shit about things that do not personally impact them and b.) if they actually tried, voters might start expecting things, and that’s infinitely worse to them than the death and suffering caving like this will cause.
Reposted by Isabelle
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
Reposted by Isabelle
Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
Reposted by Isabelle
can’t wait to inflict some Cinema on my long-suffering partners
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
can’t wait to inflict some Cinema on my long-suffering partners
Reposted by Isabelle
Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months
when i grow up i want to be Wata from Boris
October 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
when i grow up i want to be Wata from Boris
i was ringing this guy up at work and his 5-ish year old daughter asked him why there’s Christmas stuff out already. he said it’s because Christmas is the most popular holiday of the year, and she said, “i’ll have you know my birthday is VERY popular”
October 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
i was ringing this guy up at work and his 5-ish year old daughter asked him why there’s Christmas stuff out already. he said it’s because Christmas is the most popular holiday of the year, and she said, “i’ll have you know my birthday is VERY popular”
folks…it has arrived
October 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
folks…it has arrived
Reposted by Isabelle
Made me smile to discover this. A little nugget. 😊
October 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Made me smile to discover this. A little nugget. 😊
Reposted by Isabelle
I think a P-Funk lore based MTG set would go pretty hard tbh
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I think a P-Funk lore based MTG set would go pretty hard tbh
just found out Minnie Mouse’s first name is Minerva. i feel completely unmoored and set adrift by this information
October 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
just found out Minnie Mouse’s first name is Minerva. i feel completely unmoored and set adrift by this information
Terence Davies social media post idea: “the long day: *closes*”
October 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Terence Davies social media post idea: “the long day: *closes*”
prediction that within the next 2-3 years the right will get the supreme court to say there’s no medical consensus on secondhand smoke
October 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
prediction that within the next 2-3 years the right will get the supreme court to say there’s no medical consensus on secondhand smoke
Reposted by Isabelle
purposefully developing a parasocial relationship with Jon Arbuckle
October 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
purposefully developing a parasocial relationship with Jon Arbuckle
Ryu Hankil— Becoming Typewriter: Usually I try to start each of these rounds with a more well-known album, but fuck it. Do you like sounds? Noises, even? Well have I got great news for you. Top tier EAI to match a top tier album title.
October 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Ryu Hankil— Becoming Typewriter: Usually I try to start each of these rounds with a more well-known album, but fuck it. Do you like sounds? Noises, even? Well have I got great news for you. Top tier EAI to match a top tier album title.
“30 year old guy whose job it was to argue with 18 year olds” is the kind of martyr you only choose as a dare for people to call your bluff
September 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
“30 year old guy whose job it was to argue with 18 year olds” is the kind of martyr you only choose as a dare for people to call your bluff
if Stephen King joined LMFAO they could put out an album called Sorry for Tommy Knocking
September 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
if Stephen King joined LMFAO they could put out an album called Sorry for Tommy Knocking