My dog would like to tell you that when she gets overstimulated from the world she wears a happy hoody and that makes it less scary.

Larry TurtleBird

The cheese tax must be paid.

One time 500 years ago one Lab missed one meal and the result is this face.
Mine can hear the cheese drawer open from outside the house.

As a licensed provider I assure you that drugs used during anesthesia can linger in your system for up to 28-ish days. Many of them are metabolized differently than other drugs and the administration route can also influence. Best thing is to get up and move and pound the water.

Kinda want an Arby’s with horsey sauce now.

I’m still pretty salty at his neighbor for not eating an extra bowl of Wheaties that morning…..

Lost my entire family including parents and brother. Haven’t spoken to them in almost 3 years. It’s like watching their brains rot right before your eyes until you don’t know them anymore. You can’t save those who don’t want saving. Orphaning yourself is drastic but also was necessary.

He used to not say as much stupid shit like 10 years ago. Or at least not posted online. I can’t listen anymore after the last month. He’s said some totally tone deaf shit recently.

Religion is a helluva drug.

I guess I’ll be the one to say it. The Jean jacket. 😍 Peak 90’s fashion. I can hear the modem screeching its ancient howls…..

I would’ve absolutely answered this wrong. How?