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They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
March 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
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I want us to study the history of resistance to slave catchers right now. I want us to study how slave catchers worked, how they were sanctioned, who paid them, and why they did what they did, right now. I want us to study the hyperlocal and networked ways slave catchers were impeded. Right now.
March 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I want us to study the history of resistance to slave catchers right now. I want us to study how slave catchers worked, how they were sanctioned, who paid them, and why they did what they did, right now. I want us to study the hyperlocal and networked ways slave catchers were impeded. Right now.
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imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal
March 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal
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Here are some nice mushrooms
March 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
We know. We’re all here with them.
Hope that helps, God. Let us know if you come up with any ideas on how to fix this. They say it’s all done in your name. 🤷🏻♀️
Hope that helps, God. Let us know if you come up with any ideas on how to fix this. They say it’s all done in your name. 🤷🏻♀️
THEY'RE ALL GOING TO HELL.
March 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
We know. We’re all here with them.
Hope that helps, God. Let us know if you come up with any ideas on how to fix this. They say it’s all done in your name. 🤷🏻♀️
Hope that helps, God. Let us know if you come up with any ideas on how to fix this. They say it’s all done in your name. 🤷🏻♀️
Okay but why did the theme song for the show The Facts of Life immediately pop in my brain…..
today I patronized a lemonade stand staffed by four boys who were taking turns riding one skateboard. they had a cash register they'd made of cardboard and decorated with sidewalk chalk. I paid five dollars for a pretty good chocolate cookie and a cup of what turned out to be undiluted lemon juice.
March 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Okay but why did the theme song for the show The Facts of Life immediately pop in my brain…..
Is this why I like my ass beat from behind? Did the hose water do this or ?
Deep down all Gen Xers want to be dominated by the Hose. They want Sustenance from the Hose. They want Approval from the Hose
March 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Is this why I like my ass beat from behind? Did the hose water do this or ?
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I work at Taco Bell and I see people go through every stage of grief every time we pull nacho fries
Yesterday I found myself saying “nacho fries are coming back, they didn’t abandon you, nacho fries love you”
Yesterday I found myself saying “nacho fries are coming back, they didn’t abandon you, nacho fries love you”
March 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I work at Taco Bell and I see people go through every stage of grief every time we pull nacho fries
Yesterday I found myself saying “nacho fries are coming back, they didn’t abandon you, nacho fries love you”
Yesterday I found myself saying “nacho fries are coming back, they didn’t abandon you, nacho fries love you”
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Today I was talking with an Irish astronomer about the discovery of the first galaxies and I thanked him for helping me with one of the videos I’m working on over here. Then I mentioned one of the other videos is about peat bogs and he was like “my family has a bog, what do you want to know?”
March 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Today I was talking with an Irish astronomer about the discovery of the first galaxies and I thanked him for helping me with one of the videos I’m working on over here. Then I mentioned one of the other videos is about peat bogs and he was like “my family has a bog, what do you want to know?”
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Here are some nice mushrooms
March 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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David Bowie’s The Man Who Sold The World and Hunky Dory are two of the greatest albums ever made, but both were flops at the time, and Bowie almost gave up so to just write songs for other artists.
Just keep buggering on, if you can.
Just keep buggering on, if you can.
March 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
David Bowie’s The Man Who Sold The World and Hunky Dory are two of the greatest albums ever made, but both were flops at the time, and Bowie almost gave up so to just write songs for other artists.
Just keep buggering on, if you can.
Just keep buggering on, if you can.
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Read more thriller.
Read more poetry.
Read more romance.
Read more philosophy.
Read more non-fiction.
Read more anthologies.
Read more historical fiction.
Whatever you do. Just read.
Read more poetry.
Read more romance.
Read more philosophy.
Read more non-fiction.
Read more anthologies.
Read more historical fiction.
Whatever you do. Just read.
March 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Read more thriller.
Read more poetry.
Read more romance.
Read more philosophy.
Read more non-fiction.
Read more anthologies.
Read more historical fiction.
Whatever you do. Just read.
Read more poetry.
Read more romance.
Read more philosophy.
Read more non-fiction.
Read more anthologies.
Read more historical fiction.
Whatever you do. Just read.
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As a matter of zoo etiquette, please refrain from eating our famous and delicious barbecue turkey legs (only $6.99!) while viewing the turkey enclosure.
March 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
As a matter of zoo etiquette, please refrain from eating our famous and delicious barbecue turkey legs (only $6.99!) while viewing the turkey enclosure.
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I call my ex "Appendix". He had no real purpose, and when I removed him, nothing changed.
March 15, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I call my ex "Appendix". He had no real purpose, and when I removed him, nothing changed.
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My grandma made homemade tortillas for us. We asked her to write down the recipe.
- Add flour. Look at the bowl.
- Add water. Mix. Look again.
- Pinch of salt
- Add Crisco or Manteca. Listen to the bowl. Look again.
Flatten the tortillas and put them in the iron skillet.
Eat.
- Add flour. Look at the bowl.
- Add water. Mix. Look again.
- Pinch of salt
- Add Crisco or Manteca. Listen to the bowl. Look again.
Flatten the tortillas and put them in the iron skillet.
Eat.
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My grandma made homemade tortillas for us. We asked her to write down the recipe.
- Add flour. Look at the bowl.
- Add water. Mix. Look again.
- Pinch of salt
- Add Crisco or Manteca. Listen to the bowl. Look again.
Flatten the tortillas and put them in the iron skillet.
Eat.
- Add flour. Look at the bowl.
- Add water. Mix. Look again.
- Pinch of salt
- Add Crisco or Manteca. Listen to the bowl. Look again.
Flatten the tortillas and put them in the iron skillet.
Eat.
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gavin newsom: thanks for joining us on the pod today…now childcare is obviously difficult, do you have any suggestions?
casey anthony: so many
casey anthony: so many
March 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
gavin newsom: thanks for joining us on the pod today…now childcare is obviously difficult, do you have any suggestions?
casey anthony: so many
casey anthony: so many
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I’ll give it a shot.
Clever.....you should try writing.
March 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’ll give it a shot.
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scientists and scholars estimate we are only a decade away from learning all the lyrics to "black" by pearl jam
March 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
scientists and scholars estimate we are only a decade away from learning all the lyrics to "black" by pearl jam
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if i lived in the 1800s and making dinner meant spending every waking hour baking bread and plucking a chicken or whatever and then my husband sat down and said "let's thank god for this meal" i think i'd poison him
March 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
if i lived in the 1800s and making dinner meant spending every waking hour baking bread and plucking a chicken or whatever and then my husband sat down and said "let's thank god for this meal" i think i'd poison him
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me: i'll have a Coke
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
March 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
me: i'll have a Coke
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
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The Wiggles just put out a song with Orville Peck about how they’re friends of Dorothy…welcome to the resistance, The Wiggles
March 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The Wiggles just put out a song with Orville Peck about how they’re friends of Dorothy…welcome to the resistance, The Wiggles
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Hi, I'm God.
I categorically reject Donold's request for Me to 'bless America.' I will not be doing that until he is long gone.
Fuck you, Donold.
I categorically reject Donold's request for Me to 'bless America.' I will not be doing that until he is long gone.
Fuck you, Donold.
March 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Hi, I'm God.
I categorically reject Donold's request for Me to 'bless America.' I will not be doing that until he is long gone.
Fuck you, Donold.
I categorically reject Donold's request for Me to 'bless America.' I will not be doing that until he is long gone.
Fuck you, Donold.
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JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
March 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
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The Army deleted my “Why I served” video where I talked about how I decided I wanted to attend West Point/join the Army after one of the cadets my family used to sponsor died in combat. Probably deleted because she was the first black woman to be CSM at West Point.
March 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The Army deleted my “Why I served” video where I talked about how I decided I wanted to attend West Point/join the Army after one of the cadets my family used to sponsor died in combat. Probably deleted because she was the first black woman to be CSM at West Point.