RaccoonMoose
@raccoonmoose.bsky.social
Wandering writer, half depressed raccoon half manic werewolf. חַי חַי חַי חַי, stayin’ alive
Profile pic: a raccoon with a cigarette in its mouth. Header pic: a cross stitch of a tiny green cottage on wheels
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RaccoonMoose
@raccoonmoose.bsky.social
· Mar 17
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creating documentation of life during COVID and societal collaps
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The best help I can ask for is more patreons. Right now I’m receiving about $450/mo from Patreon. This supplements the income I get from working at Taco Bell, about $1200/mo. More Patreon = less Taco Bell, more writing, more road trips, more life on my terms
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DO NOT call up the homeless shelter on thanksgiving or Xmas to see if you can pass a few plates and show your kids the “reason for the season”
The homeless shelter is not a petting zoo of human tragedy! The homeless shelter is not a drive thru nativity scene for you to enjoy!
The homeless shelter is not a petting zoo of human tragedy! The homeless shelter is not a drive thru nativity scene for you to enjoy!
November 8, 2023 at 5:19 PM
DO NOT call up the homeless shelter on thanksgiving or Xmas to see if you can pass a few plates and show your kids the “reason for the season”
The homeless shelter is not a petting zoo of human tragedy! The homeless shelter is not a drive thru nativity scene for you to enjoy!
The homeless shelter is not a petting zoo of human tragedy! The homeless shelter is not a drive thru nativity scene for you to enjoy!
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I called my mom just now and she answered all flustered and said “Erin? Just a second right now Dad and I are screwing in the tree“ and it took me a very long pause to realize she meant they were putting the Christmas tree up.
December 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I called my mom just now and she answered all flustered and said “Erin? Just a second right now Dad and I are screwing in the tree“ and it took me a very long pause to realize she meant they were putting the Christmas tree up.
Is this why I don’t have any decorative items anymore
They’ve all been lost over multiple emergency moves
They’ve all been lost over multiple emergency moves
'ppl who survive narcissistic abuse don't decorate'
yeah
cause you gotta be ready to pack your shit at a moments notice
yeah
cause you gotta be ready to pack your shit at a moments notice
December 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Is this why I don’t have any decorative items anymore
They’ve all been lost over multiple emergency moves
They’ve all been lost over multiple emergency moves
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occurs to me that we might be getting the "there's a problem of lonely males with no friends or romantic partners" and "there's a lucrative industry of toxic male influencers who tell young men to act like assholes" causation arrow backwards
December 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
occurs to me that we might be getting the "there's a problem of lonely males with no friends or romantic partners" and "there's a lucrative industry of toxic male influencers who tell young men to act like assholes" causation arrow backwards
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girl who’s been on the purple line for the past 3 1/2 hours
December 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
girl who’s been on the purple line for the past 3 1/2 hours
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Afternoon Update: Still stalled at needing $1390 by next Thursday, Christmas Day, in order to pay this month's rent. It's been three days since my last donation and I'd really like to make some progress on this. #MutualAidRequest
December 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Afternoon Update: Still stalled at needing $1390 by next Thursday, Christmas Day, in order to pay this month's rent. It's been three days since my last donation and I'd really like to make some progress on this. #MutualAidRequest
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As has been apparent for a while, the whole goal is to intimidate employers to not hire minorities because if they do, any white guy they pass over may run to Trump and make things hard on them.
December 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
As has been apparent for a while, the whole goal is to intimidate employers to not hire minorities because if they do, any white guy they pass over may run to Trump and make things hard on them.
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Clay letters from ancient Mesopotamia are alive with idiom, sayings, and everyday language that I love.
Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.
Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.
December 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Clay letters from ancient Mesopotamia are alive with idiom, sayings, and everyday language that I love.
Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.
Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.
Happy 4th night of Hanukkah
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Happy 4th night of Hanukkah
🔔 HEAR YE HEAR YE THE HATERS GUIDE IS HERE 🔔
GREAT NEWS! This year’s Williams-Sonoma catalog is powered by AI! defector.com/the-2025-hat...
December 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
🔔 HEAR YE HEAR YE THE HATERS GUIDE IS HERE 🔔
THE HATERS GUIDE TO THE WILLIAMS SONOMA CATALOG IS OUT
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
THE HATERS GUIDE TO THE WILLIAMS SONOMA CATALOG IS OUT
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I want safety and contentment but no one will let me own 37 German shepherds
December 28, 2023 at 3:39 AM
I want safety and contentment but no one will let me own 37 German shepherds
Post office couldn’t deliver a package because postage was due, and I got a note to pick it up at the post office. Go to the post office, they lost it.
December 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Post office couldn’t deliver a package because postage was due, and I got a note to pick it up at the post office. Go to the post office, they lost it.
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For generations people “cut off” parents by moving away and mailing them a card once a year. Travel and long distance phone calls were expensive; distance effectively cut people off w/o being so explicit.
The difference now is that communication is cheap so cutting them off requires being explicit.
The difference now is that communication is cheap so cutting them off requires being explicit.
There's no hard data, so it's impossible to know for sure, but I suspect the number of adult children cutting off their parents isn't significantly higher than it used to be, and what's actually new is that the children are now explaining it in therapy terms rather than simply ceasing contact.
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
For generations people “cut off” parents by moving away and mailing them a card once a year. Travel and long distance phone calls were expensive; distance effectively cut people off w/o being so explicit.
The difference now is that communication is cheap so cutting them off requires being explicit.
The difference now is that communication is cheap so cutting them off requires being explicit.
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I still think this is some of the greatest Christmas art of our time
December 24, 2023 at 11:07 PM
I still think this is some of the greatest Christmas art of our time
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I used this song as part of a Christmas theme set when I was a stripper
Hey it anyone is feeling youthful and exuberant right now, SNL “dick in a box” is twenty years old now
January 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I used this song as part of a Christmas theme set when I was a stripper
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One of my best Christmas Eve memories is 2013, when I was the only stripper working the whole day. I got to dance to Santa Baby and All I Want For Christmas Is You, in my floor length pink coat with black fake fur trim and matching Santa hat. I drank fake champagne and hung out with the DJ all day
December 24, 2023 at 11:27 PM
One of my best Christmas Eve memories is 2013, when I was the only stripper working the whole day. I got to dance to Santa Baby and All I Want For Christmas Is You, in my floor length pink coat with black fake fur trim and matching Santa hat. I drank fake champagne and hung out with the DJ all day
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A 90s kid story in 4 parts
Getting the moon shoes
Putting on the moon shoes
Standing up in the moon shoes
Falling over in the moon shoes
Getting the moon shoes
Putting on the moon shoes
Standing up in the moon shoes
Falling over in the moon shoes
March 24, 2024 at 1:19 AM
A 90s kid story in 4 parts
Getting the moon shoes
Putting on the moon shoes
Standing up in the moon shoes
Falling over in the moon shoes
Getting the moon shoes
Putting on the moon shoes
Standing up in the moon shoes
Falling over in the moon shoes
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At many shelters, if you donate your Christmas party leftovers, they’ll be eaten by staff and not homeless/unhoused people. Many shelters have rules about only accepting packaged food. It’s for “safety” but it’s also for cheapness and staff greed
December 19, 2023 at 7:15 PM
At many shelters, if you donate your Christmas party leftovers, they’ll be eaten by staff and not homeless/unhoused people. Many shelters have rules about only accepting packaged food. It’s for “safety” but it’s also for cheapness and staff greed
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Worst Christmas gifts you’ve ever received, go
Mine was second hand crotch less panties from my grandmother. She got them as a gag gift for her 50th wedding anniversary. She gave them to me and said “I think you’ll get more use out of these”
Mine was second hand crotch less panties from my grandmother. She got them as a gag gift for her 50th wedding anniversary. She gave them to me and said “I think you’ll get more use out of these”
December 25, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Worst Christmas gifts you’ve ever received, go
Mine was second hand crotch less panties from my grandmother. She got them as a gag gift for her 50th wedding anniversary. She gave them to me and said “I think you’ll get more use out of these”
Mine was second hand crotch less panties from my grandmother. She got them as a gag gift for her 50th wedding anniversary. She gave them to me and said “I think you’ll get more use out of these”
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I want to send people cards but it feels weird to send Hanukkah cards to my non Jewish friends and it feels dishonest to send Christmas cards so I might just pick a set of animal post cards and write “holiday!” And be done with it
November 24, 2023 at 2:59 AM
I want to send people cards but it feels weird to send Hanukkah cards to my non Jewish friends and it feels dishonest to send Christmas cards so I might just pick a set of animal post cards and write “holiday!” And be done with it
This was last year. This year my mom and sister are on an exclusive trip to New Zealand and Australia so I can’t wait to see what horrors lie in wait for me
Christmas took on a weird dimension this year as my mom took the opportunity to do show and tell with several expensive souvenirs she bought this year on her 3 international trips
My sister, who just returned from Patagonia, could not afford gifts this year
My sister, who just returned from Patagonia, could not afford gifts this year
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This was last year. This year my mom and sister are on an exclusive trip to New Zealand and Australia so I can’t wait to see what horrors lie in wait for me
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Muppet Christmas Carol is my favorite Christmas movie because when I was escaping homelessness and sex trafficking in 2016, my fiancé Dave bought it for me to watch Christmas Eve in his house, even though he fell asleep in the first 5 minutes. It was a gift he gave me
November 11, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Muppet Christmas Carol is my favorite Christmas movie because when I was escaping homelessness and sex trafficking in 2016, my fiancé Dave bought it for me to watch Christmas Eve in his house, even though he fell asleep in the first 5 minutes. It was a gift he gave me
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The color gray has advanced on Christmas
December 3, 2023 at 9:30 PM
The color gray has advanced on Christmas