RaccoonMoose
@raccoonmoose.bsky.social
Wandering writer, half depressed raccoon half manic werewolf. חַי חַי חַי חַי, stayin’ alive
Profile pic: a raccoon with a cigarette in its mouth. Header pic: a cross stitch of a tiny green cottage on wheels
www.patreon.com/sarahwonderwagon
Profile pic: a raccoon with a cigarette in its mouth. Header pic: a cross stitch of a tiny green cottage on wheels
www.patreon.com/sarahwonderwagon
Here is me at 20, in the sideshow, with my baby boa Lucy
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Here is me at 20, in the sideshow, with my baby boa Lucy
Here is me at about 19 or 20, so 2005, and if you weren’t there in person you just have no idea how low rise all of our pants were all of the time
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Here is me at about 19 or 20, so 2005, and if you weren’t there in person you just have no idea how low rise all of our pants were all of the time
Here is me at 16 in a black tube top and top hat going to film camp in LA
December 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Here is me at 16 in a black tube top and top hat going to film camp in LA
Happy 8th night of Hanukkah. I’m in DC so Vampire Boyfriend said the prayers in English and lit the candles for me
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Happy 8th night of Hanukkah. I’m in DC so Vampire Boyfriend said the prayers in English and lit the candles for me
I was also doing this. 1940s cosplay? Except im wearing goth stompy shoes? Honestly.
December 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I was also doing this. 1940s cosplay? Except im wearing goth stompy shoes? Honestly.
Two of my senior year photo shoot photos. In the left I am wearing cat ears. On the right I am wearing a black leather fedora and my black and orange varsity trench coat. I am 17, it is 2002.
December 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Two of my senior year photo shoot photos. In the left I am wearing cat ears. On the right I am wearing a black leather fedora and my black and orange varsity trench coat. I am 17, it is 2002.
Another 1998, 13 picture. I am wearing an off the shoulder white and gold theatrical “Renaissance” bridal gown. It’s Halloween. I’m leaning on the counter of my childhood kitchen.
December 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Another 1998, 13 picture. I am wearing an off the shoulder white and gold theatrical “Renaissance” bridal gown. It’s Halloween. I’m leaning on the counter of my childhood kitchen.
Here is me on the left cuddling my grandparents wolf dog Rex, my first true love. I am wearing a blue and tan sweater as was in fashion at the time. Gd damn we loved blue and tan together. 1998. I am 13.
December 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Here is me on the left cuddling my grandparents wolf dog Rex, my first true love. I am wearing a blue and tan sweater as was in fashion at the time. Gd damn we loved blue and tan together. 1998. I am 13.
It’s Photo Album Time!
This is a gimmicky old photo from about 1998. It’s meant to be holographic. I am on the right of a Christmas tree, wearing black and blue layers and an anti christ super star necklace. I am 13.
This is a gimmicky old photo from about 1998. It’s meant to be holographic. I am on the right of a Christmas tree, wearing black and blue layers and an anti christ super star necklace. I am 13.
December 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It’s Photo Album Time!
This is a gimmicky old photo from about 1998. It’s meant to be holographic. I am on the right of a Christmas tree, wearing black and blue layers and an anti christ super star necklace. I am 13.
This is a gimmicky old photo from about 1998. It’s meant to be holographic. I am on the right of a Christmas tree, wearing black and blue layers and an anti christ super star necklace. I am 13.
Happy 7th night of Hanukkah
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Happy 7th night of Hanukkah
Happy 6th night of Hanukkah
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Happy 6th night of Hanukkah
Vampire Boyfriend gave me a TV and got it installed today. I haven’t had my own tv in 10 years. Never had anywhere to put it, never had the spare funds. Vampire Boyfriend wants to make sure I can watch my whale sounds to relax after work.
December 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Vampire Boyfriend gave me a TV and got it installed today. I haven’t had my own tv in 10 years. Never had anywhere to put it, never had the spare funds. Vampire Boyfriend wants to make sure I can watch my whale sounds to relax after work.
Happy 5th night of Hanukkah
December 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Happy 5th night of Hanukkah
Happy 4th night of Hanukkah
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Happy 4th night of Hanukkah
Vampire Boyfriend gave me a t shirt that I picked because it reminded me of little shop of horrors
December 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Vampire Boyfriend gave me a t shirt that I picked because it reminded me of little shop of horrors
Happy 3rd night of Hanukkah
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Happy 3rd night of Hanukkah
Vampire Boyfriend got me a new coat because all the buttons fell off the coat I bought myself in November. I love it. It’s mid calf length, tons of pockets, faux fur lining, fluffy hood. I feel so warm and loved!
December 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Vampire Boyfriend got me a new coat because all the buttons fell off the coat I bought myself in November. I love it. It’s mid calf length, tons of pockets, faux fur lining, fluffy hood. I feel so warm and loved!
Happy Hanukkah night two
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Happy Hanukkah night two
Happy Honk 1st night
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Happy Honk 1st night
Happy Honk 1st night
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Happy Honk 1st night
Selfie with pile of boxes
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Selfie with pile of boxes
Lowly worm. I bought this sticker through bluesky and can’t remember the artist @, it’s nobody’s sweetheart though
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Lowly worm. I bought this sticker through bluesky and can’t remember the artist @, it’s nobody’s sweetheart though