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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · Jun 17

Two packs of Doritos falling from a vending machine are some of my fondest childhood memories.

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 8d

Boy, if we were seahorses, I would get you *so pregnant*

lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 5h

😂🫶

lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 5h

Thanks, coach!

lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 5h

🥲

lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 5h

👀

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sorry guys i just can’t do another social media move. If u dm me your address i will send my posts via usps.

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LadyDEADtera32 🍁😷🌈💀 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 2d

PSA to check your child’s candy this Halloween. There might be raisins in there and no one deserves that.

lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂

lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 1d

Yep 💯

lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 1d

You can't spell pharmaceutical without UTI.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t explain it but Jewel sings in cursive

lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 1d

Not to brag or anything, but I got one of those ‘we’ll keep you in mind for future opportunities’ emails.

lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 1d

Any chance to wear my rhinestone jean jacket is why I never miss jury duty.

lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sick of my awesome personality ruining lives and children's parties.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1d

i thought a jersey turnpike was the most revolting alcoholic concoction in existence. then i went to chicago and tried malört.

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 1d

[Supervillain’s Plan]

1. Kidnap geologists
2. Sacrifice geologists to create new island next to Manhattan
3. Name island Newer Jersey

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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 1d

My therapist keeps telling me I need to break out of this state of psychosis and I keep telling him I don’t live in New Jersey

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Apr 29

You think your life is hard? One time I had to drive through New Jersey

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Apr 29

It's so cute how some people say they live in New Jersey when what they're really doing is just waiting to die

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Apr 29

I’m starting an all-races-welcome supremacy group. We just get together to talk shit about New Jersey

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d

f/m/k

West Coast/anything in between/East Coast

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1d

I tried living the dream but it turned out I was just having the hallucination.

lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 1d

😉😏

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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 1d

Shhhh it’s okay. New Jersey can’t hurt you. It’s just a hallucination and isn’t real

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d

A hallucination draped in gold chains & chest hair is a New Jersey.