lisabug
@lisabug.bsky.social
Welcome to LisaWorld
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San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu
🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
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lisabug
@lisabug.bsky.social
· 15d
*draws chalk outline around my credit score*
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My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
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I'd let you fluff my pillow.
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I'd let you fluff my pillow.
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draw me like one of your conclusions
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
draw me like one of your conclusions
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Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
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One time I slipped and fell on an acorn so I told all my friends they couldn’t like acorns anymore
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
One time I slipped and fell on an acorn so I told all my friends they couldn’t like acorns anymore
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Technically not me, but this is me.
Call me unhinged, but I just ordered six books on minimalism.
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Technically not me, but this is me.
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Are you guys drunk enough yet to find me funny or should I come back later?
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Are you guys drunk enough yet to find me funny or should I come back later?
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I keep seeing accounts who call themselves “mattress actress” and I’m like how much talent does it take to act like a mattress?
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I keep seeing accounts who call themselves “mattress actress” and I’m like how much talent does it take to act like a mattress?
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“Not one word, Barbara.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“Not one word, Barbara.”
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The squirrels will tell my story.
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The squirrels will tell my story.
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My cat just threw up from eating too much food. So of course, she has to go and eat more food.
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My cat just threw up from eating too much food. So of course, she has to go and eat more food.
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be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?
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coffee so strong i need a surge protector for my central nervous system
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
coffee so strong i need a surge protector for my central nervous system
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who up making false promises to themselves tomorrow morning
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
who up making false promises to themselves tomorrow morning
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Instead of building a ship in a bottle I took a bottle on a ship. Now there’s a man overboard and I’ve been banned from Carnival Cruises for life.
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Instead of building a ship in a bottle I took a bottle on a ship. Now there’s a man overboard and I’ve been banned from Carnival Cruises for life.
I don’t care what they say, chocolate cake should be FSA eligible.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I don’t care what they say, chocolate cake should be FSA eligible.
I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
*draws chalk outline around my credit score*
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
*draws chalk outline around my credit score*
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when gandalf the grey became gandalf the white did the pubes change
July 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
when gandalf the grey became gandalf the white did the pubes change
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Walrus potato does not care for your hurtful comparison.
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Walrus potato does not care for your hurtful comparison.
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it’s called the imperial march because they’re not meter soldiers
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
it’s called the imperial march because they’re not meter soldiers
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Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
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poking at your very dead looking skeet with a stick...
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
poking at your very dead looking skeet with a stick...
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quitting my day job to become a full time shitposter with a great sponsorship deal
*tips my head back and pours Doritos crumbs directly into my mouth; turns to camera and smiles*
*tips my head back and pours Doritos crumbs directly into my mouth; turns to camera and smiles*
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
quitting my day job to become a full time shitposter with a great sponsorship deal
*tips my head back and pours Doritos crumbs directly into my mouth; turns to camera and smiles*
*tips my head back and pours Doritos crumbs directly into my mouth; turns to camera and smiles*