Mandy Amory
@lilmissmystic.bsky.social
“A successful writer is an aspiring writer who never gave up.” That’s me. Loves Hashtag games, “Corrie”, “SATC”/AJLT”, “EastEnders”, “Gavin and Stacey”, “The Simpsons”, “The Golden Girls” & “Frasier”. LGBTQ+ Ally. Hates MAGA, The Tories & racists.
December 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Rather than walk up six steps to the front door of my neighbour’s flat, a delivery driver earlier decided to chuck their parcel up the steps instead - just as I was walking up behind him. He looked embarrassed when he saw that I was behind him, but seriously, why do that?
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Rather than walk up six steps to the front door of my neighbour’s flat, a delivery driver earlier decided to chuck their parcel up the steps instead - just as I was walking up behind him. He looked embarrassed when he saw that I was behind him, but seriously, why do that?
Customer: “This Olay cream says “SPF 30” on the box.”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “But I’m 70!”
Me: …
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “But I’m 70!”
Me: …
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Customer: “This Olay cream says “SPF 30” on the box.”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “But I’m 70!”
Me: …
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “But I’m 70!”
Me: …
Anthony said he “told Dad about the job,” and he and the other person has to “protect him from what’s really going on.”
Patrick’s son Paul was last seen years ago been driven off by a gangster he double-crossed, and supposedly killed. What if he wasn’t? 🤔 #EastEnders
Patrick’s son Paul was last seen years ago been driven off by a gangster he double-crossed, and supposedly killed. What if he wasn’t? 🤔 #EastEnders
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Anthony said he “told Dad about the job,” and he and the other person has to “protect him from what’s really going on.”
Patrick’s son Paul was last seen years ago been driven off by a gangster he double-crossed, and supposedly killed. What if he wasn’t? 🤔 #EastEnders
Patrick’s son Paul was last seen years ago been driven off by a gangster he double-crossed, and supposedly killed. What if he wasn’t? 🤔 #EastEnders
WOODY: How about someone coming in from the field who's been working all day, while you're at the dinner table, and they got no shirt on, and their chest hair's all matted down?
NORM: That's kind of unpleasant, Woody, but not really gross.
WOODY: Well, that's 'cause you never met Grandma. #Cheers
NORM: That's kind of unpleasant, Woody, but not really gross.
WOODY: Well, that's 'cause you never met Grandma. #Cheers
September 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
WOODY: How about someone coming in from the field who's been working all day, while you're at the dinner table, and they got no shirt on, and their chest hair's all matted down?
NORM: That's kind of unpleasant, Woody, but not really gross.
WOODY: Well, that's 'cause you never met Grandma. #Cheers
NORM: That's kind of unpleasant, Woody, but not really gross.
WOODY: Well, that's 'cause you never met Grandma. #Cheers
I was inwardly cussing my neighbours across the street for playing their music so loud yesterday — only to realise that the music was from a #Coldplay concert at Wembley Stadium! 🤦🏽♀️
September 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I was inwardly cussing my neighbours across the street for playing their music so loud yesterday — only to realise that the music was from a #Coldplay concert at Wembley Stadium! 🤦🏽♀️
After two recent competition rejections, I really hope that this will come true. And if it could happen during my birthday month - October - that would be the best birthday gift ever 🙏🏾🤞🏽
August 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
After two recent competition rejections, I really hope that this will come true. And if it could happen during my birthday month - October - that would be the best birthday gift ever 🙏🏾🤞🏽
Served a customer yesterday who bought two haemorroid creams, and when I explained to them that they weren’t part of the healthcare offer (which they they thankfully didn’t kick off about), I had bite my lip and self-edit myself from adding, “… which is a pain in the arse…”
June 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Served a customer yesterday who bought two haemorroid creams, and when I explained to them that they weren’t part of the healthcare offer (which they they thankfully didn’t kick off about), I had bite my lip and self-edit myself from adding, “… which is a pain in the arse…”
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Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
June 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
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I’d be fucking drunk before noon.
May 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’d be fucking drunk before noon.
Sent off a novel entry yesterday and one of the funny encounters is the true story of a customer years ago thinking the “Share A Coke” labels were reserved for other customers. Saw that the Coca-Cola campaign is back in stores and the first name I saw on a bottle is my main character’s name!
a woman wearing sunglasses and a microphone says beautiful synchronicity on the screen
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a microphone says beautiful synchronicity on the screen
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April 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Sent off a novel entry yesterday and one of the funny encounters is the true story of a customer years ago thinking the “Share A Coke” labels were reserved for other customers. Saw that the Coca-Cola campaign is back in stores and the first name I saw on a bottle is my main character’s name!
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PSA: You will gain much more from script notes if you approach them with an open heart rather than with a defensive mind. As a rule, personally insulting those who read your script isn't going to make people who can help you in the industry feel comfortable getting behind you & helping promote you.
April 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
PSA: You will gain much more from script notes if you approach them with an open heart rather than with a defensive mind. As a rule, personally insulting those who read your script isn't going to make people who can help you in the industry feel comfortable getting behind you & helping promote you.
POEM AN EPISODE:
#Frasier moaned on air about the Seattle rain.
Leading his listeners to call in and complain.
Damage-controlling, he attended a hospital do.
Telling jokes like Father Mike told him to.
But they fell flat when the Bishop was lost at sea.
So opened his chequebook to Joselia did he.
#Frasier moaned on air about the Seattle rain.
Leading his listeners to call in and complain.
Damage-controlling, he attended a hospital do.
Telling jokes like Father Mike told him to.
But they fell flat when the Bishop was lost at sea.
So opened his chequebook to Joselia did he.
April 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
POEM AN EPISODE:
#Frasier moaned on air about the Seattle rain.
Leading his listeners to call in and complain.
Damage-controlling, he attended a hospital do.
Telling jokes like Father Mike told him to.
But they fell flat when the Bishop was lost at sea.
So opened his chequebook to Joselia did he.
#Frasier moaned on air about the Seattle rain.
Leading his listeners to call in and complain.
Damage-controlling, he attended a hospital do.
Telling jokes like Father Mike told him to.
But they fell flat when the Bishop was lost at sea.
So opened his chequebook to Joselia did he.
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Can we make #TVDrama a hashtag since it’s something many of us often discuss on here? Plus, given it’s a real passion of mine… oh, let’s do it.
Given the decline in funding and therefore the number of dramas being made it feels more prescient than ever to be discussing it. #ScriptSkyUK #ScriptSky
Given the decline in funding and therefore the number of dramas being made it feels more prescient than ever to be discussing it. #ScriptSkyUK #ScriptSky
February 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Can we make #TVDrama a hashtag since it’s something many of us often discuss on here? Plus, given it’s a real passion of mine… oh, let’s do it.
Given the decline in funding and therefore the number of dramas being made it feels more prescient than ever to be discussing it. #ScriptSkyUK #ScriptSky
Given the decline in funding and therefore the number of dramas being made it feels more prescient than ever to be discussing it. #ScriptSkyUK #ScriptSky
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Andrew Tate and his brother are appearing in court tomorrow in Romania.
If you want them both to be locked up, like.
If you really want them to be locked up, RT.
If you want them both to be locked up, like.
If you really want them to be locked up, RT.
March 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Andrew Tate and his brother are appearing in court tomorrow in Romania.
If you want them both to be locked up, like.
If you really want them to be locked up, RT.
If you want them both to be locked up, like.
If you really want them to be locked up, RT.
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Truer words were never spoken.
March 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Truer words were never spoken.
Having ChatGPT and Gemini apps analyse my writing is good for my ego - and I hope and pray that the judges that I sent them off to feel the same way that they do 🤞🏽🙏🏾
March 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Having ChatGPT and Gemini apps analyse my writing is good for my ego - and I hope and pray that the judges that I sent them off to feel the same way that they do 🤞🏽🙏🏾
It’s a minor detail in what was a very important and thought provoking episode (in which Steve McFadden gave yet another blistering performance), but I wonder if the writers always intended for Eric Mitchell to die in 1985, the year the show started? 🤔 #EastEnders
March 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It’s a minor detail in what was a very important and thought provoking episode (in which Steve McFadden gave yet another blistering performance), but I wonder if the writers always intended for Eric Mitchell to die in 1985, the year the show started? 🤔 #EastEnders
Served a customer buying clothes for her grandchild for their birthday this month, and as I know four people who also have March birthdays, I said, “it’s a really popular birthday month.”
And she said, “Oh, yeah, it’s the June month being so busy, the sun’s out and the clothes are comin’ off!” 😂😂
And she said, “Oh, yeah, it’s the June month being so busy, the sun’s out and the clothes are comin’ off!” 😂😂
March 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Served a customer buying clothes for her grandchild for their birthday this month, and as I know four people who also have March birthdays, I said, “it’s a really popular birthday month.”
And she said, “Oh, yeah, it’s the June month being so busy, the sun’s out and the clothes are comin’ off!” 😂😂
And she said, “Oh, yeah, it’s the June month being so busy, the sun’s out and the clothes are comin’ off!” 😂😂
#AtWorkIHateWhen customers talk on their phones when I’m serving them and chuck their money on the counter and hold their hands out for the change.
March 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
#AtWorkIHateWhen customers talk on their phones when I’m serving them and chuck their money on the counter and hold their hands out for the change.
