Assassin's Creed Unity:

What a leap in graphics. Story is super good too, reminds me of the Ezio trilogy.

Too bad it's shit otherwise.

-getting instakilled w the best armour in the game lmao

-sniped by gunmen 10km away

-some city building but really half assed

-good free running tho

6/10

Fuck me, what a journey I've been on for the past few days.

So, I've always liked apple's design, but not the company.

I've always disliked Microsoft. Both the company and the design.

After pewdiepies latest video about Linux, I thought why not try Linux.

1/?

Assassin's Creed Rogue:

I thought playing as a templar would be wack but the story was def better than IV.

-Combat & freerunning was marginally better

-City building was somewhat back, so that's nice

-Liked the different environments.

8/10 🤷‍♂️

Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag:

-Why am I not an assassin for like 99% of the game?

-UI is way better

-freerunning is shit. The amount of times Edward yeeted into oblivion is hilarious.

-very repetitive tailing missions

6/10

Assassin's Creed III:

I used to think that this was complete garbage. Now after playing it again I just think it's slightly shit. So a net increase.

-American history does not interest me

-UI is definitely the worst of the games so far

-they wanted to change up a bit, but did too much

4/10

Assassin's Creed Revelations:

By now you should know that this list is completely objective.

-Way better graphics
-hook blade
-What the fuck was that tower defense element?
-UI sleek as shit

8.5/10

Assassin's Creed Brotherhood:

Def the best of the trilogy.

-recruits finally
-Rebuild Rome n shit
-🤌

9/10

Assassins Creed II:

the ezio trilogy best of the ones I've played tbh but II is the most boring. It gets points for nostalgia though

-base building, nice
-no recruits
-🤷‍♂️

7/10

Assassins Creed I:

this game gets a lot of slack cause it is the first in the series, HOWEVER:

-freerunning is mid
-no base building
-very repetitive
-No recruits

6/10

so I'm playing through all assassins creed games and I'm up to black flag now, it just occurred to me that I should be rating them as I go so I'll do that here I guess

I love this guy. THIS is the content im here for.

Why won't everyone shut up about politics on this app. I came here for memes, not to hear you whine about your dumb orange president.