lincoln carpenter
@lincolnhello.bsky.social
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News writer at PC Gamer. Older stuff at Polygon, Fanbyte, pre-unholy resurrection Waypoint, etc. Artist formerly known as the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Views are my own and bad
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lincolnhello.bsky.social
we weren't meant to trade follows. we were meant to trade secret oaths of vengeance against the count's men
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"'The more we try to understand what's going on in the world around us—the more we don't just withdraw into a hermitude of my family and I as a nuclear unit, the more we try to understand our society—I think the more these kinds of games speak to us,' Short said."
Founder of Dwarf Fortress and Caves of Qud publisher Kitfox Games says its procgen sims for sickos are 'giving storytelling tools back to the people when games and passive media took them away'
Streets of Fortuna, Kitfox's own in-development "megasim," is chasing that same systems-driven storytelling.
pcgamer.com
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spavel.bsky.social
All the doofuses salivating about ChatGPT extruding video game shaped slop don't understand a thing about the true opportunities of procedurally generated game worlds that have nothing to do with GenAI, such as this
lincolnhello.bsky.social
"'The more we try to understand what's going on in the world around us—the more we don't just withdraw into a hermitude of my family and I as a nuclear unit, the more we try to understand our society—I think the more these kinds of games speak to us,' Short said."
Founder of Dwarf Fortress and Caves of Qud publisher Kitfox Games says its procgen sims for sickos are 'giving storytelling tools back to the people when games and passive media took them away'
Streets of Fortuna, Kitfox's own in-development "megasim," is chasing that same systems-driven storytelling.
pcgamer.com
lincolnhello.bsky.social
the what assassination
zachschonfeld.bsky.social
A man who witnessed the Lincoln assassination lived until 1956 and could have theoretically listened to the first album by Harry Belafonte, who in turn lived long enough to hear "WAP"
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
lincolnhello.bsky.social
if unprompted theory paraphrasing is cringe, I want more cringeworthy interviews
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catacalypto.bsky.social
I think this is bang on, and gets at a sense of what I see in play with stuff from Dwarf Fortress and Qud to Rimworld to Crusader Kings and the Sims: a desire to understand the world, whether a familiar or an alien one, through play
lincolnhello.bsky.social
"'The more we try to understand what's going on in the world around us—the more we don't just withdraw into a hermitude of my family and I as a nuclear unit, the more we try to understand our society—I think the more these kinds of games speak to us,' Short said."
Founder of Dwarf Fortress and Caves of Qud publisher Kitfox Games says its procgen sims for sickos are 'giving storytelling tools back to the people when games and passive media took them away'
Streets of Fortuna, Kitfox's own in-development "megasim," is chasing that same systems-driven storytelling.
pcgamer.com
lincolnhello.bsky.social
"'The more we try to understand what's going on in the world around us—the more we don't just withdraw into a hermitude of my family and I as a nuclear unit, the more we try to understand our society—I think the more these kinds of games speak to us,' Short said."
Founder of Dwarf Fortress and Caves of Qud publisher Kitfox Games says its procgen sims for sickos are 'giving storytelling tools back to the people when games and passive media took them away'
Streets of Fortuna, Kitfox's own in-development "megasim," is chasing that same systems-driven storytelling.
pcgamer.com
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manucleardevice.bsky.social
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
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lincolnhello.bsky.social
going to be making a deliberate effort to spend less time adrift in the sea of posts. mutuals, please DM me if you want to stay in touch on Discord/have a group chat or server that could use another sicko hanging around
lincolnhello.bsky.social
DMing lives there, btw. if you need a reminder. like I did
my bluesky profile, with the button to start a chat circled in red and arrows pointing to it
lincolnhello.bsky.social
going to be making a deliberate effort to spend less time adrift in the sea of posts. mutuals, please DM me if you want to stay in touch on Discord/have a group chat or server that could use another sicko hanging around
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lincolnhello.bsky.social
cognitive scientists now believe it's impossible to run a website without undergoing a process called "entering Wretch Mode"
lincolnhello.bsky.social
or in the German, "Koboldverwandlung"
lincolnhello.bsky.social
cognitive scientists now believe it's impossible to run a website without undergoing a process called "entering Wretch Mode"
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lincolnhello.bsky.social
"Private equity firms have gained a sinister reputation thanks to a counter-intuitive strategy in which firms can cannibalize their own acquisitions, extracting profits at the expense of the company and its workforce."

www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
EA's $55 billion acquisition is the biggest leveraged buyout in private equity history. Here's why it has everyone terrified
Private equity and PIF investment aren't a reassuring pair.
www.pcgamer.com
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wario64.bsky.social
Wario's Aroma of the Day via Nintendo Today
lincolnhello.bsky.social
after forcing myself to parse private equity terminology for 9 hours, I'm just shooting for "coherent"
lincolnhello.bsky.social
"Private equity firms have gained a sinister reputation thanks to a counter-intuitive strategy in which firms can cannibalize their own acquisitions, extracting profits at the expense of the company and its workforce."

www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
EA's $55 billion acquisition is the biggest leveraged buyout in private equity history. Here's why it has everyone terrified
Private equity and PIF investment aren't a reassuring pair.
www.pcgamer.com
lincolnhello.bsky.social
taking bold ideological stances on PC Gamer dot com today

www.pcgamer.com/games/third-...
"Now, there are some detractors in the world who might try to convince you that Control's shooting isn't terribly impressive, so it can't be that great. You can safely ignore these misguided souls. No matter what they've convinced themselves, Control isn't a game about shooting. It's a game about throwing forklifts with your mind.

More importantly, it's a game where a federal bureau has an archive collecting all the nonsensical, conspiratorial mail deemed unfit for delivery by the Postal Service because it could contain paranatural insights. If you don't get a thrill out of imagining why an organization like the FBC would redact the Pinstripe World letter, you're beyond any help I could give you."