Lincoln Hayes
@lincolnlhayes.bsky.social
I’m a dad and I play Dungeons & Dragons
Vote Sherrill for NJ!
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Vote Sherrill for NJ!
Posted in time! Check out this silly commercial spoof I made a long time ago for Halloween
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John Carpenter's Halloween M&M Commercial (Parody)
YouTube video by Lincoln Hayes
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November 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Posted in time! Check out this silly commercial spoof I made a long time ago for Halloween
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The world joined us and said, “No Kings.”
October 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The world joined us and said, “No Kings.”
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September 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Oh dear. It seems Dr. Oz’s company sells Trump‘s big autism cure. What a crazy happenstance.
September 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh dear. It seems Dr. Oz’s company sells Trump‘s big autism cure. What a crazy happenstance.
Bravo, Jimmy Kimmel. Welcome back.
September 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Bravo, Jimmy Kimmel. Welcome back.
Yes, we’re all embarrassed by Trump.
September 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Yes, we’re all embarrassed by Trump.
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Something people aren't talking about enough is how often Charlie Kirk invoked the Fifth Amendment when testifying before Congress about the domestic terrorists he provided buses to get to Washington on January 6, 2021.
September 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Something people aren't talking about enough is how often Charlie Kirk invoked the Fifth Amendment when testifying before Congress about the domestic terrorists he provided buses to get to Washington on January 6, 2021.
I like Nate Bargatze but this effort at the Emmys is a big whiff
September 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I like Nate Bargatze but this effort at the Emmys is a big whiff
I am embarrassed by the number of WOMEN from my hometown who have posted condolences for Kirk. The brainwashing is real.
September 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I am embarrassed by the number of WOMEN from my hometown who have posted condolences for Kirk. The brainwashing is real.
What a fucking joke
JUST IN: President Trump to honor Charlie Kirk with posthumous Presidential Medal of Freedom
Trump to honor Charlie Kirk with posthumous Presidential Medal of Freedom
Trump made the announcement at a 9/11 memorial event.
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September 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
What a fucking joke
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This was just last month and we have already memoryholed it. A cop killed by an antivaxxer.
September 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This was just last month and we have already memoryholed it. A cop killed by an antivaxxer.
How much would it suck to be in the CIA, knowing your guys shot JFK, and being ordered to kill Human Thumb in Utah?
September 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
How much would it suck to be in the CIA, knowing your guys shot JFK, and being ordered to kill Human Thumb in Utah?
The real tragedy from yesterday was I barely knew this happened. Didn’t see it anywhere
NEW: The suspected gunman who shot two students before shooting himself at Evergreen High School today has died, officials in Colorado said.
Evergreen High School shooting leaves suspect dead, 3 injured
The school is roughly 30 miles southwest of Denver.
www.axios.com
September 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The real tragedy from yesterday was I barely knew this happened. Didn’t see it anywhere
The worst part is all the crack pot bullshit they made up that others were doing for years is now reality, so the rest of us all feel like crack pots for seeing what they’re doing
September 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The worst part is all the crack pot bullshit they made up that others were doing for years is now reality, so the rest of us all feel like crack pots for seeing what they’re doing
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AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
August 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
Someone one FB said the dept of education is “going away” and it’s taking everything in me to not reply “that’s a nice way of saying our fascist government is dismantling our democracy to keep people stupid and unquestioning of the Nazi-like corruption of everything we’ve ever known as a country.”
August 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Someone one FB said the dept of education is “going away” and it’s taking everything in me to not reply “that’s a nice way of saying our fascist government is dismantling our democracy to keep people stupid and unquestioning of the Nazi-like corruption of everything we’ve ever known as a country.”
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Hey #Apple, sometimes when you travel, you’d like your reminders to be in the same time zone as you. You know, like taking pills at the same time. I don’t want to take them three hours earlier just because I’m on the West Coast. Seems like pretty basic programming.
August 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Hey #Apple, sometimes when you travel, you’d like your reminders to be in the same time zone as you. You know, like taking pills at the same time. I don’t want to take them three hours earlier just because I’m on the West Coast. Seems like pretty basic programming.
To all the aspiring filmmakers out there: NYC has very few alleyways. Please stop perpetuating the myth that every block has an alley full of trash cans and mischief. It’s not true!
August 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
To all the aspiring filmmakers out there: NYC has very few alleyways. Please stop perpetuating the myth that every block has an alley full of trash cans and mischief. It’s not true!
I’m ready for a stranger to say to me “Welcome to the Rebellion”
August 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m ready for a stranger to say to me “Welcome to the Rebellion”