Lindsay
@lindsayishere.bsky.social
I have reviewed my camera roll from 2016 and learned that I spent the whole year growing out the absolute worst haircut of my life AND I had very unfortunate glasses. I looked like hell man, good year though
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I have reviewed my camera roll from 2016 and learned that I spent the whole year growing out the absolute worst haircut of my life AND I had very unfortunate glasses. I looked like hell man, good year though
Can one of you who doesn’t watch Love Island watch this season of the Traitors because I need to explain the lore of Robert Rausch to someone with fresh eyes
January 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Can one of you who doesn’t watch Love Island watch this season of the Traitors because I need to explain the lore of Robert Rausch to someone with fresh eyes
How are there already spoilers out there for The Traitors when it doesn’t even premiere until 9pm. Do I need to completely stay off my phone until then?? Yes that’s for the best anyway, work-wise, but still
January 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
How are there already spoilers out there for The Traitors when it doesn’t even premiere until 9pm. Do I need to completely stay off my phone until then?? Yes that’s for the best anyway, work-wise, but still
Everything else aside, my $625 boots ($185 at a sample sale) still look new after two years of heavy wear bc they’re made with a double layer of thick, quality leather that’s dyed through, not thin, stiff leather with painted on color. Buy cheap, get cheap stuff that goes in a landfill in two years
January 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Everything else aside, my $625 boots ($185 at a sample sale) still look new after two years of heavy wear bc they’re made with a double layer of thick, quality leather that’s dyed through, not thin, stiff leather with painted on color. Buy cheap, get cheap stuff that goes in a landfill in two years
The difference between me posting my top albums/songs of the year on lj 20 years ago and a 2025 playlist on my story now is that back then I mistakenly thought I was cool. Now I know I’m boring af, but many of my peers have stopped listening to new music so I’ve kinda looped around to actually cool
December 31, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The difference between me posting my top albums/songs of the year on lj 20 years ago and a 2025 playlist on my story now is that back then I mistakenly thought I was cool. Now I know I’m boring af, but many of my peers have stopped listening to new music so I’ve kinda looped around to actually cool
Saw someone spell minutiae “manusha”… going to be thinking about that one for a while
December 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Saw someone spell minutiae “manusha”… going to be thinking about that one for a while
CVS has Celsius and Alani locked up but not monster and C4… misogyny at work
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
CVS has Celsius and Alani locked up but not monster and C4… misogyny at work
Unfortunately this is the type of post that keeps me from deleting twitter
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Unfortunately this is the type of post that keeps me from deleting twitter
Hell yeah I finally figured out how to get the tiktok algorithm to show me multiple things I’m interested in
*algo starts serving lots of insanely depressing but realistic content about how much harder life is in every way when you’re single (and worse, totally alone)*
No not like that please??
*algo starts serving lots of insanely depressing but realistic content about how much harder life is in every way when you’re single (and worse, totally alone)*
No not like that please??
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hell yeah I finally figured out how to get the tiktok algorithm to show me multiple things I’m interested in
*algo starts serving lots of insanely depressing but realistic content about how much harder life is in every way when you’re single (and worse, totally alone)*
No not like that please??
*algo starts serving lots of insanely depressing but realistic content about how much harder life is in every way when you’re single (and worse, totally alone)*
No not like that please??
Turning in my woke badge and hurling myself off a bridge into the frigid Chicago River because I didn’t post any sanctimonious infographics about Spotify being evil on the photo app owned by Meta, another extremely evil company
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Turning in my woke badge and hurling myself off a bridge into the frigid Chicago River because I didn’t post any sanctimonious infographics about Spotify being evil on the photo app owned by Meta, another extremely evil company
Reposted by Lindsay
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
Walked into this 8:50 movie at 9:10 and now, at 9:20, the previews/commercials keep coming. I love film I love the 2025 cinema experience!! (I do actually love reserving a ticket in advance with my regal unlimited tho)
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Walked into this 8:50 movie at 9:10 and now, at 9:20, the previews/commercials keep coming. I love film I love the 2025 cinema experience!! (I do actually love reserving a ticket in advance with my regal unlimited tho)
Going on a little afternoon walk to get a little tropical vibe celsius and fight off the SAD is more important than ever now that it’s 45 degrees out and nighttime at 4:45!!
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Going on a little afternoon walk to get a little tropical vibe celsius and fight off the SAD is more important than ever now that it’s 45 degrees out and nighttime at 4:45!!
Reposted by Lindsay
one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
Yes on ballot proposals 1-5, period. The NIMBYs in wealthy neighborhoods can cry about it. Maybe yes on 6? But will having the mayoral election in the same year as prez distract and create information overload idk
October 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Yes on ballot proposals 1-5, period. The NIMBYs in wealthy neighborhoods can cry about it. Maybe yes on 6? But will having the mayoral election in the same year as prez distract and create information overload idk
Oh to be extremely young and crowd surfing to Hey Mercedes in Las Vegas in 2025!
October 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Oh to be extremely young and crowd surfing to Hey Mercedes in Las Vegas in 2025!
True New Yorkers learned this at an early age from 1010 WINS traffic reports (although I’d pin it closer to kosh-kee-'oosh-ko)
October 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
True New Yorkers learned this at an early age from 1010 WINS traffic reports (although I’d pin it closer to kosh-kee-'oosh-ko)
This photo from the 14th St Joe’s (taken ln after seeing OBAA) is cracking me the fuck up. I keep watching my own story and giggling, the water damaged printout of the old insta app, their faces, it’s perfect
October 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This photo from the 14th St Joe’s (taken ln after seeing OBAA) is cracking me the fuck up. I keep watching my own story and giggling, the water damaged printout of the old insta app, their faces, it’s perfect
I can’t find the video on here but he’s just like me fr (tweaked my knee doing something very simple in a tennis clinic yesterday and needed to take a minute)
September 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I can’t find the video on here but he’s just like me fr (tweaked my knee doing something very simple in a tennis clinic yesterday and needed to take a minute)
I finally started watching RHOMiami, starting with season four (2021). One woman’s tagline sends a shiver down my spine: "My husband built the perfect wife, and I built the perfect life.” She was married to a plastic surgeon and yes, they are now divorced
September 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I finally started watching RHOMiami, starting with season four (2021). One woman’s tagline sends a shiver down my spine: "My husband built the perfect wife, and I built the perfect life.” She was married to a plastic surgeon and yes, they are now divorced
New eye doctor seemed skeptical that I’m not yet having trouble seeing up close (because I’m “getting to that age”). Asked me multiple times and only seemed satisfied when I blazed through the bottom line of the chart. I also don’t have any grey hair or fine lines – sorry to defy expectations, girl!
August 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
New eye doctor seemed skeptical that I’m not yet having trouble seeing up close (because I’m “getting to that age”). Asked me multiple times and only seemed satisfied when I blazed through the bottom line of the chart. I also don’t have any grey hair or fine lines – sorry to defy expectations, girl!
Collapsing to my knees and screaming in anguish as I realize it’s the first of the month and thus too late to get my Sephora birthday gift
August 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Collapsing to my knees and screaming in anguish as I realize it’s the first of the month and thus too late to get my Sephora birthday gift
If you don’t shimmy into a spot with less than a foot at either bumper at least once, did you really carsit?
July 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If you don’t shimmy into a spot with less than a foot at either bumper at least once, did you really carsit?
Rejoined the food coop and promptly bought a $6.46 bottle of gazpacho 😔. The checkout person asked if I was doing anything special w the several slivers of nice cheese (humboldt fog, cabot clothbound, etc) I was buying. Making myself a tiny cheese plate for dinner, tf do you think??
July 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Rejoined the food coop and promptly bought a $6.46 bottle of gazpacho 😔. The checkout person asked if I was doing anything special w the several slivers of nice cheese (humboldt fog, cabot clothbound, etc) I was buying. Making myself a tiny cheese plate for dinner, tf do you think??