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@lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social
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Author, horror nerd, queer mom. She/her. ASK A QUEER CHICK (Plume, 2016), THE Z WORD (Quirk, 2024), THIS IS MY BODY (Quirk, 2025). https://www.lindsaykingmiller.com/
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This and "Bassist Unaware Rock Band Christian" are iconic to me
The Onion headline: Point/Counterpoint No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Black velvet in that little boy's smile
Black velvet in that slow southern style
A new religion that'll bring you to your knees
Black velvet if you please
Pope Leo holding a mic in both hands, eyes closed, like he's really singing his heart out
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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everybody shut the FUCK up, my cats are snuggling
A perfect orange and white cat resting his head on a beautiful dark gray cat, both lying on a white blanket with a blue and gray pattern
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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CRYING, SCREAMING, THROWING UP: On Grief & Horror

My FREE, VIRTUAL master class for the Western Colorado University Graduate Program in Creative Writing is next Monday, November 17! You do not need to be affiliated with Western or have prior writing experience to attend. Tell your friends!
A free virtual class with Western's low-residency Graduate Program in Creative Writing CRYING, SCREAMING, THROWING UP On Grief & Horror With Genre Fiction Faculty Lindsay King-Miller With its rich vocabulary of extreme circumstances and tropes, the horror genre is well suited to express a range of strong emotions: not just fear, but love, rage, and especially sorrow. In this class, we'll draw on examples from literature and film to discuss the function of grief in a horror writer's toolbox and how writing about loss can create tension and fear. MONDAY, NOVEMBER 17 5-6 PM MT
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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WRISTS ARE for GIRLS. I'M SLITTING MY THROAT.
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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AND NONE for GRETCHEN WEINERS
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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THE POISON for KUZCO
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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I'm at the desecrated cemetery, I'm at the gay cruising ground, I'm at the combination desecrated cemetery and gay cruising ground (and yes, climbing a tree here counts as research for my novel)
Selfie of me, a white woman with short brown hair, wearing black sunglasses and leaning back on a tree trunk
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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You: Pumpkin Bigfoot
Me, an intellectual: Sasquash
Bigfoot sculpture made of pieces of pumpkin and orange lights, with bright lights for eyes
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I am living on borrowed time.
A tube of Sensodyne toothpaste and a tube of Vanicream face lotion. They are the same size and shape with an almost identical color palette, such that a tired or distracted person could easily mix them up and slather her face in toothpaste.
October 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Oompa loompa doompa dee doo
We have a little sight to show you
Pinhead from Hellraiser
October 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Screenshot of my bsky timeline: CNBC article: "To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response." User cedar subaru lesbian: "I wanna be spitroasted already"
October 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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I tried to get cute at the playground with my kid today, and ended up with rope burns and blisters all over my hands. Later, in an unrelated incident, I fell down the stairs. I am not qualified to operate complex equipment such as a human body.
My hand, with a weird combination friction burn/blister on the middle finger
September 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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May I offer you a Julius in these trying times?
A beautiful orange and white cat lying on a purple blanket with his eyes almost closed
September 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Julius dares to ask the question: what if a boy, was round
An orange cat with white patches, curled up in a ball with a paw over his face, on a dark blue blanket
September 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Tag yourself I'm the gravestone with glowing roots
Horrible AI slop graphic of signs of decay in caskets, with labels like "sunkel gravet in tes casket" which do not meaningfully correspond to the images of coffins, graves, and anatomically nonsensical skeletons accompanying them.
September 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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I needed to look up how long it takes different types of caskets to decompose (yes, this is for one sentence of my WIP that I'll probably end up cutting anyway), and I came across this helpful graphic. JFC how are people not embarrassed to publish shit like this on their professional websites?
Absolutely horrible AI slop diagram of decomposition in various environments, or as it's labeled at the top left, "Differenvironments casket Decomptation." Nothing about it makes sense or contains usable information, but it does have a thermometer with the caption "Microrgosials decompsuckly."
September 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Live Lindsay reaction
Me with my mouth wide open in surprise and amazement
August 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Here are some more friends from the normal carousel (Lakeside Amusement Park, Denver: "Actually, Fewer People Have Died Here than You Might Think!")
Red pig on a carousel. Its mouth is open with its tongue sticking out, and its eyes are unsettlingly human. Blue rabbit on a carousel. A lot of its blue paint is worn off, revealing the wood underneath. It visibly hates you. Unicorn in some kind of fancy mask on a carousel. It just looks wrong, man, I don't know how to explain it. This is not a good unicorn.
August 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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GREETINGS HUMAN CHILD

CLIMB ABOARD THE NORMAL CAROUSEL

YOUR SOUL WILL BE FINE
Cursed looking goat on a carousel. Behind it is a door that says ORGAN WAGON NO. 69 AUTHORIZED STAFF ONLY
August 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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My second novel, THIS IS MY BODY, comes out August 5. It's gory, gay, and (if you don't mind my saying so) good as hell. @sarahgailey.bsky.social called it "hideously satisfying." @scumbelievable.bsky.social called it "a brutal, brilliant story of motherhood, memory, and religion." Pre-order now!
Cardboard box full of trade paperback copies of THIS IS MY BODY by Lindsay King-Miller
July 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Matthew Lillard as Stu and Skeet Ulrich as Billy in SCREAM. They are smiling and leaning against each other, Stu's front to Billy's back, in a way that defies heterosexual explanation. Billy has fake blood on his face and neck.
July 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Celebrate Independence Day with DocHub. Cast off the yoke of oppression with Seamless. Take to the streets with Google Maps. Burn these sons of bitches to the ground and let their screams echo for generations, with a free trial of Hulu.
Email heading: "Celebrate Independence Day with DocHub."
July 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Apparently it is #makeaterriblecomicday so please enjoy this thought that would not leave my head
Colored pencil drawing of a korok with an angry facial expression. It's holding a knife. It says "You just want to go home? Well, I just wanted to reach my friend. I guess neither of us gets what we want."
June 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Today's mandatory drawing assignment from my kiddo. For someone who couldn't draw two years ago, I think she looks pretty good!
Pencil drawing of Samus Aran
June 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM