It must feel amazing to launch a dinger out of Truist Park. Sending a rocket through the front window of a 300-seat Bonefish Grill in the adjacent mall, all the Vineyard Vines dudes in there are so scared at the sound that they instantly jump into their Sorcerer-size SUVs and drive 55 minutes home.

One of the things you can do in 2025 listen to an entire ace of base album

Resume:

2024-Pres
More willing to drive my car into the median if you don’t give me an interview than you could possibly imagine

What the fuck happened to rich the kid

BP annual day. Who up BP-ing their annual.

Juan Soto sucks. No team should sign him. He's rude and doesn't hit the balls that pitchers graciously throw to him unless they're ones he likes. It's a selfish kind of game that's ruining baseball