Untrue. Boy flamingos are actually clear, which they get from filtering water.

Oooh, I thought you said *chittering.* Welp, gotta go apologize to some co-workers

the ghost, of christmas, past

i clicked nothing, a ghost did it

Depends, you talkn' in parallel or in sequence?

While we're at it, let us ban those... things the British have the GALL to call "crackers." Not only are they firework adjacent, not only can you NOT put cheese OR spread on them, not only are they confusingly named, they also have the sheer impudence to put CROWNS in them, as an affront to all GOOD

Honey, you sit your butt down anywhere and I'll fix you something to eat!

Anywhere.

RIP, lady who invented The Bagette

proof

As the gninch once said to the mupetts (on christmas): god bless us one and all

The tragedy of Noel is that he's maybe one or two steps away from being Pretty Good, Actually, and that that those steps will never happen.

You fool, sharks are rough to the touch, they will cut you to ribbons if you so much as touch them

Also, if you bet $15000, it's literally impossible to repeat your mistake! Its win win!

I can't imagine being a creative director, looking at this country's cultural history and thinking "nah, PoC and women don't have anything to offer." Just boggles the mind.

Why is this tiny gesture so funny