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LisaBetsey 🔰
@lisabetsey.bsky.social
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A tedious argument of insidious intent. Left of liberal, right of tankie. #MUFC #AUFC 🏳️‍🌈 🦍
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The what political landscape? Have I not been paying attention to local politics wrt well? Also, I’m glad more people will know we have a town called Cumming
magee When I asked Goss if there's any larger meaning to extract from Atlanta literally drinking in all this dark water - if it explains the jinxed sports teams, the trippy music scene, the abominable traffic, the horny political landscape - he said he doesn't really A map of Lake Lanier showing the locations of Atlanta and Cumming
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Image of a person reaching up to the ceiling vent with the text: Don't forget to leave cigarettes, shoes and a twinkie in the ductwork for John McClain on Christmas Eve
December 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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In case I get blocked
Kinehora @kinehora.bsky.social • 4h → Joined Nov '24 ® Cruise Accident (Kraken) Imagine what they could do if we'd voted for them in large enough numbers and given them the majority. Hell, imagine if we'd gotten our collective heads out of our asses and delivered dems a large enough trifecta to not have to worry about Fettermanchinemas.
December 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Should we hit him back with this?
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Reminds me of this
11thfempachi • •• idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I’ve never had to safeword out, but my Dom has 😹 the first time we used this on my booty and thighs, he used the safe word and said, “this is too much blood for me, we have to stop.” But it makes the cutest crop circles!
Spiral metal curry comb for a horse
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
lisabetsey.bsky.social
Had lots of fun at a super cool dungeon party in an old funeral home this weekend. The dungeon was set up in the chapel portion, with a taco bar in a visitation room. Enjoyed a sharps bondage scene with leg caning, bastinado, and needle fuckery, including slamming the pain buttons with a meat mallet
Aftermath of a needle bondage scene. 4 18g pain buttons corseted on the backs of my thighs Four staples on my forearms that are corseted with thin blue ribbon
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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I don’t know, this doesn’t seem too cold, but it’s also the same blue I think of that goes with mauve from the 90s. Back when mauve cabbage roses were on EVERYTHING
Paint swatch of Sherwin Williams azure tide blue
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
lisabetsey.bsky.social
It would be pretty amazing on pain buttons like these
22g needle pain buttons with pretty red ribbons in the tops of thighs
December 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
lisabetsey.bsky.social
The COD labeled is so topical sometimes. He wants to know the future
Jon Bell Time Machine Accident (Exploded upon activation)
December 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
lisabetsey.bsky.social
Seems like some education is what’s needed
Jon Bell @jusbellum.bsky.social • 2h • Time Machine Accident (Exploded upon activation) 'Donald Trump is an anti-constitutional president'!?!? Just the opposite. That is: Trump is a very constitutional POTUS. He knows how to use your constitution and constitutional processes in ways most USAians can't anticipate or comprehend.
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
lisabetsey.bsky.social
Sparkly?
A raccoon with a wreath of sparkly silver garland around him or her
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Lithe, long, shiny green snaky ribbons and short, sharp, non venomous fangs
Needle art with 22g needles forming the shape of a Christmas tree using the lateral portion of a bent leg. Loose green ribbon corseting the needles to look like a Christmas tree. A jingle bell threaded in at the top of the tree where a star would be Needle art with 22g needles forming the shape of a Christmas tree using the lateral portion of a bent leg. Loose green ribbon corseting the needles to look like a Christmas tree. A jingle bell threaded in at the top of the tree where a star would be and little silver jingles nestled in the ribbon branches Needle art with 22g needles forming the shape of a Christmas tree using the lateral portion of a bent leg. Loose green ribbon corseting the needles to look like a Christmas tree. A jingle bell threaded in at the top of the tree where a star would be and little silver jingles nestled in the ribbon branches
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
lisabetsey.bsky.social
Time to put up the tree 🌲🎄
Needle art with 22g needles forming the shape of a Christmas tree using the lateral portion of a bent leg. Loose green ribbon corseting the needles to look like a Christmas tree. Needle art with 22g needles forming the shape of a Christmas tree using the lateral portion of a bent leg. Loose green ribbon corseting the needles to look like a Christmas tree. A jingle bell threaded in at the top of the tree where a star would be and little silver jingles nestled in the ribbon branches Needle art with 22g needles forming the shape of a Christmas tree using the lateral portion of a bent leg. Loose green ribbon corseting the needles to look like a Christmas tree. A jingle bell threaded in at the top of the tree where a star would be and little silver jingles nestled in the ribbon branches
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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My gods today, she is a miserable person
Mean Maria @drmariamitchell.bsky.s... • 4h And fuck those Lexus holiday commercials. Between those and the Michelob commercials with Eric Clapton and the steamy nights I thought being an adult during the holidays was going to be fucking magic. Not this bullshit of being so disappointed in humanity Im trying to decide if I want to decorate. ...
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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This appears to be the only other survivor
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I came very close to choosing
December 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Exactly 50? Gonna go with Dalí’s Great Masturbator
The Great Masturbator by Salvador Dalí
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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I sent this to my Dom. Fingers crossed he agrees and I finally get my Djungelskog
Telegram message that was sent of the Wikipedia link to the IKEA monkey entry and a message that reads “it’s ikea monkey day, which means the ghost of John Scopes wants me to buy animals at IKEA in a few weeks
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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A cookie in the shape of a coffee mug with the words “tomorrow isn’t promised be a hoe today” frosted on it Screenshot of Link in the Gerudo outfit from Breath of the Wild with the caption “Eeeeeeeeee!”
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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I have a camera roll full of cool fungus I’ve seen. I love hiking with people who are all about side quests through the enchanted forest
Lichens on a tree Some cool mushrooms Some kind of cool fungus Another cool fungus
December 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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く Stargazing News December Full Moon Alternative Names In the Northern Hemisphere, the December Full Moon is the closest to the winter solstice that marks the longest night of the year. That's why another popular name for it is Long Night Moon. The winter solstice was celebrated as the Yule festival in the Anglo-Saxon tradition, so one more Full Moon's name is the Moon Before Yule. In the Southern Hemisphere, December is a warm month, and the traditional Full Moon's names were connected to the summer season, like Strawberry Moon. Here are some more examples of the December Full Moon names in different cultures: • Chinese: Bitter Moon • English Medieval: Oak Moon • Cherokee: Snow Moon • Colonial American: Christmas Moon • Southern Hemisphere: Strawberry Moon, Honey Moon, Rose Moon Mourning Moon meaning Being the last Full Moon before the winter solstice (in the Northern Hemisphere), the Full Moon in December 2025 can be referred to as Mourning Moon. This is the Full Moon's name in the Pagan tradition. For the pagans, it represents the time to get rid of old things and ideas that are weighing you down, while allowing yourself to mourn them gone.
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
lisabetsey.bsky.social
Since the muppets got mentioned and you did Fozzie Bear’s waka waka waka… I gift you this
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Me in the middle of the night
Meme of a sleepy anime catgirl with the caption “Me at 3am deciding if i should touch myself or be a better person”
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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The cause of death labeler really nails it sometimes
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM