LisaBetsey 🔰
@lisabetsey.bsky.social
A tedious argument of insidious intent. Left of liberal, right of tankie. #MUFC #AUFC 🏳️🌈 🦍
Holy shit. I’ve only been on estrogen for ten days and I’ve already outgrown my bras… that I just bought last month 🙀
December 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Holy shit. I’ve only been on estrogen for ten days and I’ve already outgrown my bras… that I just bought last month 🙀
This is such an annoying response to any criticism of Dems. Regardless of whether or not they’re the majority party, they should still be drafting articles of impeachment every godsdamn day. Putting on record every single time the law is broken. They can’t even be bothered to do basic paperwork
Imagine what they could do if we’d voted for them in large enough numbers and given them the majority. Hell, imagine if we’d gotten our collective heads out of our asses and delivered dems a large enough trifecta to not have to worry about Fettermanchinemas.
December 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This is such an annoying response to any criticism of Dems. Regardless of whether or not they’re the majority party, they should still be drafting articles of impeachment every godsdamn day. Putting on record every single time the law is broken. They can’t even be bothered to do basic paperwork
If someone tells you their spawn put Shin Megami Tensei on their phone, did they do a crime? Did they give some unknown entity full access to whatever is on that phone?
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If someone tells you their spawn put Shin Megami Tensei on their phone, did they do a crime? Did they give some unknown entity full access to whatever is on that phone?
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So 138 pounds of crystal meth = 62600 g = 68800 cc, let's assume it's like 50% meth by volume, = 136000 cc = 136 liters.
That's way more than 136 liters piled on top of the car, and usually when giving weights they don't take the purity into account.
The math isn't mathing.
That's way more than 136 liters piled on top of the car, and usually when giving weights they don't take the purity into account.
The math isn't mathing.
December 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
So 138 pounds of crystal meth = 62600 g = 68800 cc, let's assume it's like 50% meth by volume, = 136000 cc = 136 liters.
That's way more than 136 liters piled on top of the car, and usually when giving weights they don't take the purity into account.
The math isn't mathing.
That's way more than 136 liters piled on top of the car, and usually when giving weights they don't take the purity into account.
The math isn't mathing.
Alright, I ordered one yesterday. I’ll report back after Christmas 🫡
williams sonoma i owe you an apology, i wasn't really familiar with your game
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Alright, I ordered one yesterday. I’ll report back after Christmas 🫡
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He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He checks it again
OCD is his vice
Santa Claus keeps checking his list
He's checking it twice
He checks it again
OCD is his vice
Santa Claus keeps checking his list
December 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He checks it again
OCD is his vice
Santa Claus keeps checking his list
He's checking it twice
He checks it again
OCD is his vice
Santa Claus keeps checking his list
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the male loneliness thing is a spurious culture war to cover up the fact that capitalism is ruining everyone's life!
December 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
the male loneliness thing is a spurious culture war to cover up the fact that capitalism is ruining everyone's life!
Had lots of fun at a super cool dungeon party in an old funeral home this weekend. The dungeon was set up in the chapel portion, with a taco bar in a visitation room. Enjoyed a sharps bondage scene with leg caning, bastinado, and needle fuckery, including slamming the pain buttons with a meat mallet
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Had lots of fun at a super cool dungeon party in an old funeral home this weekend. The dungeon was set up in the chapel portion, with a taco bar in a visitation room. Enjoyed a sharps bondage scene with leg caning, bastinado, and needle fuckery, including slamming the pain buttons with a meat mallet
Ah, the mysterious missing missing reason
December 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Ah, the mysterious missing missing reason
Are many carlines poorly run? Sure. Are there entitled parents in the carlines? Sure. However there are myriad valid reasons for driving your kids to school and this rant is deranged
Why the fuck is everybody dropping off their kid at school personally like a little chauffeur? Put them on the fucking bus, you're not a fuckin driver. You're not a fucking slave.
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Are many carlines poorly run? Sure. Are there entitled parents in the carlines? Sure. However there are myriad valid reasons for driving your kids to school and this rant is deranged
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busy time of year for guys who like to cum on christmas trees
December 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
busy time of year for guys who like to cum on christmas trees
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The day it happens, nobody better be out here policing all the jokes and laughs we’re gonna get off. Understand?
a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a headband is standing in a stadium .
ALT: a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a headband is standing in a stadium .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The day it happens, nobody better be out here policing all the jokes and laughs we’re gonna get off. Understand?
There’s something magical about a group chat where one friend messages “having a bad day, plz send memes and T/A,” and 12 people reply with memes, tits, and ass 💖
December 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
There’s something magical about a group chat where one friend messages “having a bad day, plz send memes and T/A,” and 12 people reply with memes, tits, and ass 💖
**need**
williams sonoma i owe you an apology, i wasn't really familiar with your game
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
**need**
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in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
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As a kid, I spent my summers in the north woods. I loved the wildlife and saw a lot of cool things like bears, and badger, and ravens. I learned if you left fish heads out raccoons would come in the night and eat them while you watch. My grandpa let me do it every now and then, but not all the time.
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
As a kid, I spent my summers in the north woods. I loved the wildlife and saw a lot of cool things like bears, and badger, and ravens. I learned if you left fish heads out raccoons would come in the night and eat them while you watch. My grandpa let me do it every now and then, but not all the time.
Someone is gonna have Jasmine and Rajah doing unholy things in the first five minutes
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December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Someone is gonna have Jasmine and Rajah doing unholy things in the first five minutes
I just told a man I love him more than I love samosas. Chat, am I cooked?
December 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I just told a man I love him more than I love samosas. Chat, am I cooked?
Time to put up the tree 🌲🎄
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Time to put up the tree 🌲🎄
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We stan our weaponized autistic class warrior queen
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
We stan our weaponized autistic class warrior queen
Pastor is blessing us with his Bsky wrapped today and it’s one banger after another another
I'm calling you your skeet/tweet name... if i met you and you was "Grip Bayless" ...
I'm calling you "Grip Bayless" in real life
who is Angela ?????
I'm calling you "Grip Bayless" in real life
who is Angela ?????
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Pastor is blessing us with his Bsky wrapped today and it’s one banger after another another
I have fallen for this more than once today 🤦♀️
@horsedisc.bsky.social is a racist masquerading as a black person so speak ignorantly on issues pertaining to our community
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I have fallen for this more than once today 🤦♀️
I need someone to beat the demons out of me but I don’t have another play date until Saturday 😔
December 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I need someone to beat the demons out of me but I don’t have another play date until Saturday 😔
Is Scotland ok? Y’all got some stuff going on at home?
An SNP councillor’s home and car was pelted with dog mess after he suggested dog owners take poo bags home rather than adding to 'overflowing' public bins
SNP councillor's 'home pelted with dog poo' after complaining about dog poo
www.thenational.scot
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Is Scotland ok? Y’all got some stuff going on at home?