Lise Hand
@lisehand.bsky.social
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Lofty journalist. Podcaster. Misinformation saboteur @ Spotify 💪Opinionista 🤬A bit of 📺 and 📻 Guinness stan 😍 Bibliophile 📚Auld rocker 🎸Incorrigible nighthawk ✨ #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
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*staggers through door, looks around
God almighty, it’s like swapping Central Booking for Central Perk
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Ha! Thank you very much Lesley! Just a couple of comely maidens having a bit of craic… 😁
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On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
A printed poem which reads:

I hav for breakfast Weetabix

I hav for lunch some meat

I have for tea 2 sosajis and thats enuf to eat

Peter Hazel, 5
lisehand.bsky.social
“The abuse was cutting and personal, involving not only their players but their wives and families, all of whom were inside the ropes. The players’ wives were briefly led away from the match for a couple of holes when the atmosphere was at its most unhinged.”
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The interview in the IT today is…spectacular
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Straight into the Top 10! Thanks everyone!🎙️🎙️‘Think You Know…the Presidents?’ brings you behind the scenes of our 9 presidencies. Stories, scandals, sins…all there! Pic with co-host @flormaccarthy.bsky.social & our superb producer Siobhán Maguire. Thanks also @mattcooperlastword.bsky.social #Aras25
lisehand.bsky.social
Mornings won’t be the same without the two of you keeping the country in order.
Not only top-class journalists, but a pair of totally sound women 🙌💪💚#MorningIreland
lisehand.bsky.social
What are the odds that after hanging out in Windsor Castle (and it’s very splendid indeed, I’ve been in it during an 🇮🇪 State Visit), there’ll be a gold throne and canopy behind the Resolute Desk in jig time #TrumpVisit
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"Like a discount candle from Poundland, Conor McGregor’s Irish presidential campaign burned quickly but left a fetid scent behind."

Has Ireland knocked out Conor McGregor? By Faye Curran
Has Ireland knocked out Conor McGregor?
The MMA fighter’s brief presidential campaign has revealed a vacancy in Irish politics
www.newstatesman.com
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@lisehand.bsky.social is on Arena @rteradio1.bsky.social tonight between 7 & 8 talking about Patti Smith and the great Horses album @ 50! & in advance of her gig at Vicar St, Dublin on 6 Oct.
a man with long hair is singing into a microphone while holding his head .
Alt: Patti Smith singing and dancing
media.tenor.com
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REPORTER: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk.
How are you holding up, sir?

TRUMP: THE NEW BALLROOM IS GONNA BE A BEAUTY!!

This fucking guy, man.
REPORTER: Mr. President, my condolences to you, Sir. My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. [unintelligible]
How are you holding up over the last day and a half, Sir?

TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks? They've just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get, as you know, for about 150 years. And it's gonna be a beauty. Absolutely magnificent construction. We just started, so it'll get done very nicely.
And it will be one of the best anywhere in the world, actually.
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Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.
lisehand.bsky.social
And our founding fathers’ fathers’ fathers’ fathers
lisehand.bsky.social
Absolutely top-class documentary, definitely worth a watch 👀👏 #DevDoc
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If you missed Part One of our #DevDoc last night, it’s available on the RTÉ Player www.rte.ie/player/serie...
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Superb 👏
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🗣️ "Those laws don't exist, Nick."

Kieran Cuddihy rebuts claims made by Nick Delehanty regarding flag laws in Denmark.

#TonightVMTV
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Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere
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aging narcissists would be really hilarious if they weren’t leading nations that make up like half the world’s population
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“.. Quite a hot mic moment on CCTV in Beijing today as Putin and Xi, both 72 years old, are caught casually talking about living to 150 and maybe forever thanks to organ transplants. (As picked up by Bloomberg.)”

(via @yarotrof.bsky.social)
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Stamp shared a flat with Michael Caine at one point and other, jealous actors put about the rumour they were gay. Stamp disappeared completely for a couple of weeks. When he turned up Caine asked him where he'd been. "Those chaps saying we're gay? I've just slept with their girlfriends. All of them"
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Reuters @reuters.com · Aug 17
Terence Stamp, who made his name as an actor in 1960s London and went on to play the arch-villain General Zod in the Hollywood hits "Superman" and "Superman II", has died aged 87, his family said on Sunday.
Actor Terence Stamp, star of Superman films, dies aged 87
Terence Stamp, who made his name as an actor in 1960s London and went on to play the arch-villain General Zod in the Hollywood hits "Superman" and "Superman II", has died aged 87, his family said on Sunday.
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lisehand.bsky.social
Hell yeah #southpark
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South Park is trying REALLY hard to get a tweet about their show from Donald Trump.

Last week Trump was sleeping with Satan. This week ICE raids in heaven to remove all the brown people.