Johnny
literalgarbage.bsky.social
Johnny
@literalgarbage.bsky.social
Got my first mosquito bite of the season in my garage, time to blow my shit off
March 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
What happened to all the sign turners? You know the economy is dire when there's no one dressed as the statue of liberty twirling an arrow that says TAXES anymore.
February 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Thinking about a "party size" pringles cans that is way too long to reach the bottom of. I want it to be like 4' long like that novelty 100 pack of beers.
February 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I expected a UHC Shooter Look-Alike contest to pop up by now. Winner would get a Starbucks gift card. NYC is lackin.
December 5, 2024 at 2:40 PM
ngl I feel so seen whenever I see someone post 'You like that shit, white boy?' to something they absolutely know I'd enjoy.
December 5, 2024 at 5:50 AM