Johnny
literalgarbage.bsky.social
Johnny
@literalgarbage.bsky.social
in those shoes?? Not sure which way he'd die faster, industrial kitchen or zombie outbreak
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Losing 6 games to the Angels, as a bit.
October 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Do you think they bus in protestors in the goofy double decker ones over there?
October 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I seen the Phanatic's tongue paralyze a full grown man with a single boop. They say the victims can still feel full pain but become completely immobilized. Couldn't have happened to a worse guy.
October 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If you're looking for notes on how to bomb on stage, consider watching Jimmy Fallon.
September 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
They put on a fantastic show when I saw them at Dodger stadium last month.
August 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Making the game all about them is literally part of the cosplay
August 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
:shobon: and :allears: and plenty of others get regular use in our slack
August 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Seth McClung
June 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Shorts like this but without the high socks would be a tough look. Not a fan of this one though
May 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This just went up for sale btw. The doom bathroom still exists and pops up like a jumpscare when going through the photos. www.redfin.com/CA/Corona/25...
25380 Coral Canyon Rd, Corona, CA 92883 - 5 beds/4.5 baths
(CRMLS) For Sale: 5 beds, 4.5 baths ∙ 4158 sq. ft. ∙ 25380 Coral Canyon Rd, Corona, CA 92883 ∙ $1,088,000 ∙ MLS# IG25076112 ∙ This uniquely remodeled home is a true gem, offering an impressive 5 bedro...
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May 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My initial guess is a custom painted tool chest for your garage? The black horizontal lines resemble drawer handles.
May 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Not only is it available but it will never leave
May 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
When you're 40 minutes into Valentines day.
May 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
You can't blame them for posting on Bluesky, they had to leave Twitter because of its crow logo, which is often used as a racist caricature of black folk.
May 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The rack must feel so good right before it rips you limb from limb. Swear it would cure my back problems.
May 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
April Fools gag
May 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
some of us like barking
May 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
He gets a big light up pumpkin head around Halloween.
May 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The shrimp toast at Local Tide in Fremont is a must. I miss living in Fremont :(
May 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Lot of Delmon Young fans out there
April 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Is Clint still purple? I bet he looks crazy in a Rockies uni. Not gonna check though
April 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
How is he everywhere
April 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The horrible conditions being "playing at Citi Field".
April 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Opening up the spillways to flood farmers in the central valley 100mi away (over a mountain), after the fires had already been mostly contained. Water that would then drain to the ocean if it wasn't immediately shut off by the engineers the moment Trump left the room. Just galaxy brain thinking.
April 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM