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Literally A Frog
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I am a frog 🐸. And fash is bad
@feraljokes.bsky.social if i said I were a cat girls man you would aGREE!
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
@jeremykaplowitz.com whyd ya have to put hulk-hands-cock-sleeve in my head man? That shits not coming out
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The consistency with which I am about to leave to go do something and as im walking out the door my tummy makes a pain letting me know that im gonna have to... spend a bit more time in the house. I mean its like it knows!
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Oh fuck yall The Running Man was pretty damn good
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Is it weird that I think about my approximation to my city in terms of "what's the likelihood of me surviving an initial nuclear strike?"
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
@feraljokes.bsky.social hey legit question sorry to bug you but the band Days n Daze wtf is the name of the song that goes like "PLEASE TELL ME, THAT IM THE PERSON IM SUPPOSED TO BE... YADDAYADDA 10 YEARD AGO" I've been having weird trouble finding it on youtube
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
@majorityreport.bsky.social Sam Seder be like "we'll be back after a REAL short break" and its the longest break ever
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@feraljokes.bsky.social doth thou flap thy jeans at me?!
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I got that gamer anxiety problem where I NEVER use consumables
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
As a kid I never gave The Misfits a chance. Even as an angsty teen I was like "This is clearly bullshit for angsty teens" but a song of theirs randomly creeps into my YouTube mix one day and ya know what? It fuckin slaps
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Finally playing Pillars of Eternity and I really dont like how Aloth is talking to my future wife
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
@moviehooligan.bsky.social I derive so much joy listening to yall over analyze insane media that absolutely does not deserve so much scrutiny
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
@michaelswaim.bsky.social would you ever want to cover Kung Pow? Because as far as movies I loved as a teen go, I think it holds up!
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
@mikerugnetta.com really want more of Mister St. Hole-In-The-Ground
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Does Zohran get to govern with a MAMdate?! Im so sorry I'll see myself out
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social when I noticed the pathfinder episode why was I SO sure yall were gonna be doing an evil campaign?
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
@mikerugnetta.com o shiiit epic fun city cliff hangar! Can't wait to hear its epic conclusion in.... February
November 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
@tvsalexptak.bsky.social wtf yall made a movie? Where do I find it?
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
@michaelswaim.bsky.social in that simpsons episode where Apu gets his citizenship and they ask him about the civil war and he was about to give a very nuanced answer but they cut him off with "just say slavery" what was that about? Were they PRO nuance? Because the states rights thing is p much bs
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
A ghost army and you have to take orders from an in-corporal
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
@majorityreport.bsky.social is there any reason your feed on SoundCloud hasn't updated in weeks? I love listening to yall on my hour drive home from work and SoundCloud is the most reliable connection I have for podcasts
October 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Old friend of mine anytime she used to go all day without food and subsist only on Busch beer would without fail refer to it as a "porkchop in a can"
do you ever have things that someone has said to you that live forever in your head (non-serious edition)? some older boomer hippie guy said “hahmmus gives you fahts” to me 26 years ago at a free fridge and i think of it every fucking single time i buy hummus to this day.
October 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
He wrote the quote but the quote was rote
Endlessly redundant one day would read the note
All attempt to raise the mantle seize in the throat
Lost the chance to be the next goat
In fact already there's too much bloat
Thats the strategy
Coat the moat until it can no longer float
October 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
So uh, that carrier going to south America... prolly not the greatest thing happening
October 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM