Little_Kthulhu
@little-kthulhu.bsky.social
I sleep in a hole beneath your house.
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Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex
TORONTO—Accusing the HBO drama of egregiously misrepresenting their experiences off the ice, the National Hockey League Players’ Association blasted Heated Rivalry Friday for what it described as incr...
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December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex
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You constantly say diehard is a Christmas movie. But who are you arguing with? Nobody disagrees. So what’s your point?
I think you just want argument for arguments sake. Just aimlessly shouting into the abyss about some old action movie. So what? Why would it even matter if it was a Christmas film?
I think you just want argument for arguments sake. Just aimlessly shouting into the abyss about some old action movie. So what? Why would it even matter if it was a Christmas film?
December 15, 2024 at 10:13 PM
You constantly say diehard is a Christmas movie. But who are you arguing with? Nobody disagrees. So what’s your point?
I think you just want argument for arguments sake. Just aimlessly shouting into the abyss about some old action movie. So what? Why would it even matter if it was a Christmas film?
I think you just want argument for arguments sake. Just aimlessly shouting into the abyss about some old action movie. So what? Why would it even matter if it was a Christmas film?
Pink happy meal toys are literally white genocide
October 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Pink happy meal toys are literally white genocide
WAIT THATS WHY HE HATED CARDI B????
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
WAIT THATS WHY HE HATED CARDI B????
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I keep thinking about the symmetry of Hades 2 and Hollow Knight: Silksong both being second games where the original had an emo sadboy protagonist and then the sequel being about a girl who is just incredibly task-focused and direct and probably shops at Athleta
October 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I keep thinking about the symmetry of Hades 2 and Hollow Knight: Silksong both being second games where the original had an emo sadboy protagonist and then the sequel being about a girl who is just incredibly task-focused and direct and probably shops at Athleta
There once was a man named drake
Who only dated girls of age
For the age of consent was 16
So he could legally fuck a teen
And kiss a bunch of minors on stage
Who only dated girls of age
For the age of consent was 16
So he could legally fuck a teen
And kiss a bunch of minors on stage
August 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
There once was a man named drake
Who only dated girls of age
For the age of consent was 16
So he could legally fuck a teen
And kiss a bunch of minors on stage
Who only dated girls of age
For the age of consent was 16
So he could legally fuck a teen
And kiss a bunch of minors on stage
There once was a child named Hauer
Who asked his mom for some sauer
It was 8:46
She seemed almost transfixed
“OH GOD A PLANE JUST HIT THE TWIN TOWERS”
Who asked his mom for some sauer
It was 8:46
She seemed almost transfixed
“OH GOD A PLANE JUST HIT THE TWIN TOWERS”
August 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
There once was a child named Hauer
Who asked his mom for some sauer
It was 8:46
She seemed almost transfixed
“OH GOD A PLANE JUST HIT THE TWIN TOWERS”
Who asked his mom for some sauer
It was 8:46
She seemed almost transfixed
“OH GOD A PLANE JUST HIT THE TWIN TOWERS”
If I was an animal, I’d be a human cause humans are animals haha I’m so smart.
August 22, 2025 at 8:41 AM
If I was an animal, I’d be a human cause humans are animals haha I’m so smart.
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More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns
August 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns
“Humans have zoocosis none of this is natural we need to return to nature” have fun dying of a preventable illness at 25 in your primitivist society or whatever, I’m gonna go eat my cool ranch Doritos
August 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
“Humans have zoocosis none of this is natural we need to return to nature” have fun dying of a preventable illness at 25 in your primitivist society or whatever, I’m gonna go eat my cool ranch Doritos
AITA? I strapped my neighbor to a heater and started beating the shit out of him, but then, HE FOUGHT BACK. Doesn’t this prove that he was a violent person?
August 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
AITA? I strapped my neighbor to a heater and started beating the shit out of him, but then, HE FOUGHT BACK. Doesn’t this prove that he was a violent person?
I mean I get the appeal but I don’t know if bbc really counts as “news”.
August 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I mean I get the appeal but I don’t know if bbc really counts as “news”.
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📣 Submissions open for the Godot 2025 showreel
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📅 Submissions close: October 1st
📅 Voting starts: October 6th
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Submissions open for Godot 2025 showreel – Godot Engine
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August 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
📣 Submissions open for the Godot 2025 showreel
This year, if you are a member of the Development Fund, you will be able to cast your votes alongside the Godot maintainers!
📅 Submissions close: October 1st
📅 Voting starts: October 6th
This year, if you are a member of the Development Fund, you will be able to cast your votes alongside the Godot maintainers!
📅 Submissions close: October 1st
📅 Voting starts: October 6th
God is clearly black he has lightning powers.
August 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
God is clearly black he has lightning powers.
AUTISM! Many such cases.
August 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
AUTISM! Many such cases.
🗣️🔊 Twink gets railed by his goth girlfriend, gets him BOYPREGGERS, has to go to the BOYNECOLOGIST and get a BOYABORTION, many such cases.
August 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
🗣️🔊 Twink gets railed by his goth girlfriend, gets him BOYPREGGERS, has to go to the BOYNECOLOGIST and get a BOYABORTION, many such cases.
Miss piggy was straight up abusive
August 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Miss piggy was straight up abusive
Why doesn’t this gay porn pass the Bechtel test?
July 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Why doesn’t this gay porn pass the Bechtel test?
“You are nothing but a big rectangular bitch that keeps begging to be fed trash well guess what im not giving you your fix I don’t know who the fuck you are get off your kink shit”
July 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
“You are nothing but a big rectangular bitch that keeps begging to be fed trash well guess what im not giving you your fix I don’t know who the fuck you are get off your kink shit”
You’ll always be nacho cheese 3d Doritos in the eyes of god
July 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
You’ll always be nacho cheese 3d Doritos in the eyes of god
Anxiety, can’t get over me, Somebody that I used to FUCK
July 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Anxiety, can’t get over me, Somebody that I used to FUCK
Charlie Brown had hoes
July 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Charlie Brown had hoes