Lil Guy
@littlefeller.bsky.social
He/they.
Politics and funnies.
John Brown and Woody Guthrie are saints.
Politics and funnies.
John Brown and Woody Guthrie are saints.
I read to Self-care for your tarot deck like you would yourself, so I'm showing it some Lt. Kim Kitsuragi bukkake but it isn't cumming yet? Is my deck homophobic?
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I read to Self-care for your tarot deck like you would yourself, so I'm showing it some Lt. Kim Kitsuragi bukkake but it isn't cumming yet? Is my deck homophobic?
I just found out what Kanye didn't originally say "broke da broke"...
I think I'm gonna be sick.....
I think I'm gonna be sick.....
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I just found out what Kanye didn't originally say "broke da broke"...
I think I'm gonna be sick.....
I think I'm gonna be sick.....
Started hitting the gym today so that in 2 days I can look disdainfully at the New Year resolutioners and look at my fellow gym rats and shake my head and wave my hand under my neck to show they won't make it, and then quit after a week because it's expensive and my arms are noodley
December 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Started hitting the gym today so that in 2 days I can look disdainfully at the New Year resolutioners and look at my fellow gym rats and shake my head and wave my hand under my neck to show they won't make it, and then quit after a week because it's expensive and my arms are noodley
There is a real pipeline of "dad loudly snaps at kid when doing something wrong" to "being clicker trained by ASMR furries"
December 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
There is a real pipeline of "dad loudly snaps at kid when doing something wrong" to "being clicker trained by ASMR furries"
"Baby it's cold outside is problematic!!!": old tired, stale, occurs every Christmas season.
"If Santa isn't real, then who tf WAS mommy kissing??": fresh, scandalous, intriguing.
"If Santa isn't real, then who tf WAS mommy kissing??": fresh, scandalous, intriguing.
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"Baby it's cold outside is problematic!!!": old tired, stale, occurs every Christmas season.
"If Santa isn't real, then who tf WAS mommy kissing??": fresh, scandalous, intriguing.
"If Santa isn't real, then who tf WAS mommy kissing??": fresh, scandalous, intriguing.
To the undiscerning foot, balled up socks feel just like a large cat tail
December 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
To the undiscerning foot, balled up socks feel just like a large cat tail
Eeeeeveeybody wants a puppy bf until he start sniffing butts at the park 🙄
December 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Eeeeeveeybody wants a puppy bf until he start sniffing butts at the park 🙄
Banned from the ASMR dommymommy stream for "persistently bringing up class struggle and the proletarian revolution during ear licks and heartbeats"
#FirstToGoWhenTheWagonComes
#FirstToGoWhenTheWagonComes
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Banned from the ASMR dommymommy stream for "persistently bringing up class struggle and the proletarian revolution during ear licks and heartbeats"
#FirstToGoWhenTheWagonComes
#FirstToGoWhenTheWagonComes
Why would I want to have an AMA with my fandom crush? So I could ask "can I slobber on it??" Be so for real
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Why would I want to have an AMA with my fandom crush? So I could ask "can I slobber on it??" Be so for real
Cindy Lou prolly got bullied for looking like a fucking freak
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Cindy Lou prolly got bullied for looking like a fucking freak
Getting thrown out of the 21+ screening of fnaf2 for yelling CHICKEN JOCKEY anytime an animatronic shows up.
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Getting thrown out of the 21+ screening of fnaf2 for yelling CHICKEN JOCKEY anytime an animatronic shows up.
Gay vampires be like.... I VANT TO SUCK ..DOWN A FROZEN MARGARITA AND GYRATE LIKE A MANIAC AT DA CLUB AND TAKE A BUMP OV VITE LIGHTNING IN DA BATHROOM THEN MAKE OUT AND GET THROWN OUT FOR BEING TOO INCEDENT!!!!
AND THEN YOUR COCK!
🧛💅
AND THEN YOUR COCK!
🧛💅
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Gay vampires be like.... I VANT TO SUCK ..DOWN A FROZEN MARGARITA AND GYRATE LIKE A MANIAC AT DA CLUB AND TAKE A BUMP OV VITE LIGHTNING IN DA BATHROOM THEN MAKE OUT AND GET THROWN OUT FOR BEING TOO INCEDENT!!!!
AND THEN YOUR COCK!
🧛💅
AND THEN YOUR COCK!
🧛💅
and yeah some cellos bc the missus really liked a deep bodied voice
It never ends, huh. Orchestra is for gay bois so instead it'll be
BIOLOICAL AMERICAN GUITAR W/ DISTORTION AND SHREDDIN'
BIOLOICAL AMERICAN GUITAR W/ DISTORTION AND SHREDDIN'
Just was told Siberian is Russian, so instead it'll be BILOGICAL AMERICAN Orchesta
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
and yeah some cellos bc the missus really liked a deep bodied voice
It never ends, huh. Orchestra is for gay bois so instead it'll be
BIOLOICAL AMERICAN GUITAR W/ DISTORTION AND SHREDDIN'
BIOLOICAL AMERICAN GUITAR W/ DISTORTION AND SHREDDIN'
Just was told Siberian is Russian, so instead it'll be BILOGICAL AMERICAN Orchesta
This Christmas, we're listening to BIOLOGICAL Siberian Orchestra
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It never ends, huh. Orchestra is for gay bois so instead it'll be
BIOLOICAL AMERICAN GUITAR W/ DISTORTION AND SHREDDIN'
BIOLOICAL AMERICAN GUITAR W/ DISTORTION AND SHREDDIN'
Just was told Siberian is Russian, so instead it'll be BILOGICAL AMERICAN Orchesta
This Christmas, we're listening to BIOLOGICAL Siberian Orchestra
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just was told Siberian is Russian, so instead it'll be BILOGICAL AMERICAN Orchesta
This Christmas, we're listening to BIOLOGICAL Siberian Orchestra
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This Christmas, we're listening to BIOLOGICAL Siberian Orchestra
The fact that when Conservatives learn about "Welfare Queens" or "EBT Kings" or whatever, they say "they shouldn't have that" instead of "why can't we have that too?" tells you all you need to know about how inept so-called "lefties" are in U.S. politics by them not pursuing that latter question.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The fact that when Conservatives learn about "Welfare Queens" or "EBT Kings" or whatever, they say "they shouldn't have that" instead of "why can't we have that too?" tells you all you need to know about how inept so-called "lefties" are in U.S. politics by them not pursuing that latter question.
Whoever named her "Dua Lipa" got it SPOT ON. She indeed got 2 of them.
October 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Whoever named her "Dua Lipa" got it SPOT ON. She indeed got 2 of them.
Ghost is 80s music for people who say they don't like 80s music
October 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ghost is 80s music for people who say they don't like 80s music
Listen, if I have to hear trans suicide jokes whenever a trans person unfortunately can't take it anymore, those racist stats whenever a PoC commits a crime, Chinese stereotypes about anyone who looks East Asian because covid, I think the world will be fine if we make jokes about CK.
Free speech??
Free speech??
September 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Listen, if I have to hear trans suicide jokes whenever a trans person unfortunately can't take it anymore, those racist stats whenever a PoC commits a crime, Chinese stereotypes about anyone who looks East Asian because covid, I think the world will be fine if we make jokes about CK.
Free speech??
Free speech??
Wel... THAT just happened ....
September 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Wel... THAT just happened ....
The Statue of Liberty wa originally made to as a SMOKING babe with tits OUT and PUSSY in bio, but woke LEFTISTS went back in time and WOKE-IFIED her by making her TRANS!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The Statue of Liberty wa originally made to as a SMOKING babe with tits OUT and PUSSY in bio, but woke LEFTISTS went back in time and WOKE-IFIED her by making her TRANS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those who can't do, teach.
Those who can't teach, learn.
Those who can't learn, use AI.
Those who can't teach, learn.
Those who can't learn, use AI.
June 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Those who can't do, teach.
Those who can't teach, learn.
Those who can't learn, use AI.
Those who can't teach, learn.
Those who can't learn, use AI.
I asked the lot lizard if we could kiss (without tongue). She laughed, said no and I had to pay double.
I didn't even get to cum
I didn't even get to cum
June 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I asked the lot lizard if we could kiss (without tongue). She laughed, said no and I had to pay double.
I didn't even get to cum
I didn't even get to cum
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Sucks they never got to collab
May 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sucks they never got to collab