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The childless cat lady/parent of JD Vance's nightmares who sneaks a Simpsons reference into every conversation. I also love horror movies, video games and chicken nuggies 🖤🖤
Technically this happened yesterday, but I'm posting this on #caturday . I was surprised that the basket is still able to support both of them. 😻😻
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm rewatching labyrinth, and you know who would make an excellent Jareth? Vessel from Sleep Token. No joke, rewatch the part with the song as the world falls down, and it's Vessel in place of Bowie.
a man and a woman are dancing together at a ball in a room .
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November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I think that this movie had a hand in stopping the production of pennies in the US 😆
New Snob Episode!

After spotlighting the others in the franchise, The Cinema Snob gets to this year's highly acclaimed entry FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES, which officially makes me afraid of space needles in the 1960s.

Check it out here: youtu.be/WsG4Enz6ZlI
Final Destination: Bloodlines - The Cinema Snob
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November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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If a man said what Megyn Kelly said, you would assume he was a trafficker.

This young lady is wise beyond her years, but she is still a “child”and she would like a word…
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
A poem:
I hate children
I hate children in the air
I hate diseases that cause them to lose their hair
I hate children who run around
I hate the people who put children underground
I hate children when they scream
I hate that, for them, a "normal" childhood is just a dream
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I'm a Wisconsinite, and I just checked to see if we had an election tomorrow. We don't, but I'm proud of what we accomplished in the spring by proving that elections cannot be bought. Especially by Elon Musk, the real illegal.
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This week marks the first anniversary of inviting these sweet babies into my home. Growing up, I wasn't allowed to have a pet. And the first time that I moved out, there were pets, but they didn't feel like mine. Words cannot describe how these cats have changed my life. I love you BMO & Beef Styx 🖤
October 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Last night, an ad came up for fucking whole foods. Bitch, I have the subscription with ads. How da fuck am I able to afford to shop at whole foods?
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October 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I was watching a live stream of the Sleep Token show in Denver tonight, and now I get it. I get why people compare them to HIM. The music is melancholy, dark and yet like sleepwalking past hope. I would love to see them in person 🖤🖤 open.spotify.com/track/7JVAVL...
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October 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Happy rapture day, everybody!! Hope that you're having a good Tuesday, because the rapture gave me a migraine and a cold
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September 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I revived my netflix account and started watching Wednesday season 2. I'm on the 4th episode, and all I can say is that this is the longest I've seen Joanna Lumley without a cigarette on screen 😆
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Who's the better lol cow, ronnie radke or Lars Ulrich?? Asking for science 😆😆
a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a sign that says 1983
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September 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'm not a swiftie, but that divorce album is gonna be lit 🔥
Taylor Swift Spoils Travis Kelce For Anniversary By Cracking Egg Over His Kibble
September 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Trusted to make his own medical decisions. Not get told that they were still within the "breeding limits" so that would be a no from the Doc
August 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
@sethandrews.com covered season one on his show, and I was wondering if he'll cover season two. youtu.be/fKfEilxYpbM?...
Shiny Happy People: A Teenage Holy War, Season 2 - Official Trailer | Prime Video
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July 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Ozzy Osbourne stole my heart forever when he told the camera, at some particularly messy and chaotic point during his reality show:

"It could be worse. I could be Sting."

FWIW Mr. Osbourne, you will live on in the Luyendijk household. RIP. www.bbc.com/news/live/cn...
Ozzy Osbourne death: Black Sabbath frontman dies aged 76, his family announces
Osbourne's family says he was
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July 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Manson killed it at rockfest!! 🖤🖤
July 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Just made it to rock fest!! I'm looking forward to knocked loose and rob zombie!!
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July 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My mom got me this toy for the cats. I may be worrying over nothing, but the end of the stick looks like a noose. You're supposed to loop the attachments to it. So I cut the loop in half so it doesn't choke them. Why would someone design a toy like this?
July 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Happy No Kings day!! I Hope that we see some Change from all of this.
Happy Obama Appreciation Day!!
June 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
While I was out, I saw this unholy abomination on the road heading to, where else, Chic fill a. I didn't get a picture of the actual general Musk because I was driving, and they had their business info on the back. Here are some pics and use your imagination.
June 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Yesterday was my Beef boy's birthday 🎂
June 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Happy Pride, Everyone!!
June 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Not for me. I still listen to them, and I've seen them live 4 times. If anyone tells me that it's wrong to listen to INK, then I don't want to be right.
May 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
A church near me is hosting vbs and the theme is space. Am I the only one who thinks that that's weird?? Was space ever mentioned in the bible??
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May 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM