if they needed MY help, they would have hired liz andry instead of benoit blanc.

a chaste horniness

we’re gonna be spending sunday at BAD church: the one where you have to listen to the oldest person you know explain how sometimes you don’t even have to be a size queen fr. sometimes yr satisfied with whatever someone’s got going on down there, but god has bigger plans for u.

easily worth it.

any piece of japan-exclusive cartoon merch that costs $140 on ebay is worth $140 on ebay

REPORT BACK WITH *EVERYTHING*.

he/they activist and icon: brian

and i’m delivering this in an insanely-flat tone, but not sarcastically

i know they’re putting RED into my bones. and that’s basically calcium

but i have too much of an autoimmune disease to fuck with the simple starches on a youthful, snacking level anymore. i need to save that energy for things like finding out certain types of sausage are trying to kill me

it took a moment to realize “bob crumb” is i guess a successful rebranding of r crumb: historically-known shithead

it’s kinda like saying “did you know jonathan kric, creator of ren & stimpy, has some problematic opinions about age gap relationships?”

cara?

you are one of the smartest, sharpest, most discovery-oriented, most productive, most pro-social etc people i know

even with you clearly getting emotional nourishment out of new things and people, i spend more time worrying about how infrequently you do nothing than you spend doing nothing

her grandma was the world’s greatest aunt and the baddest bitch who ever did it. she passed when i was 9, the world never recovered, and it hits me in the chest when i see her granddaughter who never met her do *everything* right. that’s auntie ei’s baby, clear as day 😭