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lizandry.bsky.social
brave lil ghoster
@lizandry.bsky.social
sturdily attractive youth || renowned hater || nonbinary icon || chihuahua enthusiast

treats can be sent to me here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2FY718MS6YF1U
while daniel craig is legally tall, i actually WOULD appreciate it if everyone took a quiet moment this evening or its following day to respect his choice to present himself to the audience as a short, bisexual king
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
my hot take? okay.

media literacy is good, i GUESS.

but, like… i simply am never going into a Work with the intention of observing the clues and solving the mystery: they’re not paying me to do all of that
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i made my first takeout-style fried rice last night, and like… got it in 1, babyy. it tastes like when you go into a place assuming yr gonna get chow mein but then yr like “WAIT. their fried rice looks like it fucks”
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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this is so real, I think there is a basic human psychological process that takes place here but there are simply better and more insightful RNGs than AI advisors
if you're into AI "advisors" and find their insights helpful, may I non-ironically recommend seriously considering: tarot

- connection to your subconscious
- therapeutic or confessional as need be
- patterns of meaning
- self-determined takeaways
- no need to google facts afterwards
December 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Hello everyone, thank you for your continued support! My sister is doing much better now that she has a place to stay that is safe and stable.

We still need help as she’s waiting on disability benefits to kick in. gofund.me/0d76904ac
Donate to Help Recover and Rebuild After Sepsis and Eviction, organized by Patricia Dee
Hi, it’s your girl. On 11/15, I was in excruciating pain and … Patricia Dee needs your support for Help Recover and Rebuild After Sepsis and Eviction
gofund.me
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
christ. i *figured* i would have to give my niece a higher-level sex ed talk at some point. tips on how to fine-tune the flop detector and things of this nature

i did NOT think yeeting a fistful of condoms at her while saying “sorry. sorry. i don’t have anything smaller” would be part of it
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
watching lawrence of arabia on yr phone would probably HIT. throwing yr adult failson under the bus rules, in fact. but i still think the ceo of netflix is dumber than dogshit
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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There is a bollywood remake of Child's Play
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
my son, jordametafir, and my beautiful daughter, ayahuasca
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
nothing has ever had a turnaround quite like how seeing a video of charlie kirk makes me feel *now* vs how it made me feel a year ago
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
i s2g, gucci is like 3 more jojo’s bizarre adventure collabs away from being my trusted luxury brand. i didn’t even *know* that sick-ass red and green stripe was supposed to be their signature- i was distracted by the ugly interlocking Gs like everyone else

and before you ask: burberry. OBVIOUSLY.
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i bought a bag of hot cheetos the other day, because they were $2 and u *gotta*

and i’ve always suspected hot cheetos aren’t a trigger food for my crohn’s, they weren’t, but… i think my body is too old and too wretched for hot cheetos. i can’t be putting stuff without vitamins, aminos in here.
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
my niece rules. my niece can kick yr niece’s ass… but she WON’T. because she’s in her angelic era.
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
garrus heard a sound effect from hades 1 and kinda went bananas about it. and, like… i wonder what other video games are just a permanent fixture in my cat’s psyche
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
bring scrubs back all you want

i simply don’t think they have the juice to beat that time i fell asleep on the couch after school and woke up because the polyphonic spree was suddenly polyphonic spree-ing on my tv
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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putting you at ease by copying all your mannerisms, speech patterns etc exactly
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i don’t grind my teeth even one bit! and people who haven’t seen my full tongue don’t tend to believe that

i have… kinda an all-timer of a bitten tongue. this thing resembles an ivy leaf more than it resembles a human organ. it’s a fringed tongue.
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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"We're people with opinions about perlite now."

is a thing the founder and EIC of this delightful queer literary magazine just told me with a grim seriousness.

You should read it.
ALOCASIA #15 is here w/ queer planty writing as autumn falls upon us!

w/ Chiara Di Lello, arushi (aera) rege, June Gervais, Ali C, Arbor Elliott, Linda Lamenza, james achusiogu, Sam Nartus-Fois tr. Camille Cornu, Julian Kanagy, & Gospel Chinedu

ALOCASIA.org
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i’m about to kill a lot of joy, but hear me out:

fifa, the famously-corrupt ownership/governing body of professional soccer, does not *traditionally* award a peace prize.
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i love that disney’s animation team got one over on disney the corporation exactly once, and what they did with that is make a cartoon musical/work of ART about how the catholic imagination is Vewwy Scaewwy
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
i like to claim poverty is the ONLY reason i’m not a disney adult

but, like… i DID sit down and watch season 1 of hazbin hotel, wait months, watch season 2, and THEN think “keith david is a beautiful singer. has he ever done a musical before?”
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
“3 of her own boobies tall” is an Evocative Girl Archetype
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
thinking back on that time my very cool dental technician asked a series of questions about oakland that led to me asking “…did you JUST watch fruitvale station?”

he had JUST watched fruitvale station
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
*expertly hiding my rage at being dunked on behind a calm, cool demeanor* wow. that was so funny, i forgot to laugh.
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM