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@lizandry.bsky.social

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sturdily attractive youth || renowned hater || nonbinary icon || chihuahua enthusiast treats can be sent to me here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2FY718MS6YF1U

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brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 1d

hey everyone, it’s @laurenmpayne.bsky.social’s birthday!!!! can i get a “happy birthday, lauren!” in the chat? can we get some cash into her teeth fund today? she’s amazing and deserves the world and also teeth <3 <3

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brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 1d

everyone shut THE FUCK up

garrus harangued me to the ends of the earth after the last time i got up to pee, and now he’s sleeping on my legs so hard that he’s straight-up drooling down my knee

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 1d

hey!! some of our moms who are objective 10s aren’t as hot as yr mom! some of our hot moms reached into the toilet and stayed married to a FIRMLY middle-class guy who does exactly this

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 1d

abed and troy are autistic, trans and in love (abed is she/her genderfuck transsexual and troy is they/them nonbinary. obviously. 2/2)

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 1d

cursed nbc’s “community” opinion: thinking nbc’s “community” exists

basic community opinion: abed is autistic

BASIC community opinion: abed and troy are in love, and abed is autistic and trans

blessed community opinion: (1/2)

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brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 1d

my arms will eventually return to being roughly the same size and shape: please stop bullying me for my “hades wrist” and “zagged-out” right bicep

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 1d

about who

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 1d

me, most of the time: i’m normal
me, when musical theatre happens too close to me: IM NOT NORMAL

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 1d

and people really need to stop demanding you drink malört, imo!

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 1d

he isn’t the austin powers reboot we deserve, etc etc

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 1d

I HATE THIS BUT AM GLAD I DIDN’T CHANGE MY PLANS BASED ON THE INITIAL UPDATE

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 1d

noted! and glad!! still gonna spend tomorrow on the phone with insurance and doctors, so i’ll ALSO update you with anything *i* happen to get done <3 <3

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 1d

we used to be unable to communicate directly with people outside of our immediately-local irl communities without the weird lifeline of the internet. and if the powers that be succeed in returning us to that… it literally was not any of our faults

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 1d

he’s going to that comedy festival, and he intends to shoot bill burr directly in the head like what happened in the joker

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 1d

yeah

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brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 2d

i was taking a normal nap, until youtube shuffled to “beneath the mask” and my cat BOLTED upstairs to leap between my shoulder blades, because that’s what a NAP sounds like

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 2d

which is to say: i don’t think it’s a strategy at all. but it IS aimed directly at incurious warhawks

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 2d

it would be an insane turn if, in the era of semi-accountability through social media, one of the people who’s being forced into semi-accountability for the first time ever was like “this ultimately-fruitless push toward public accountability is GOOD actually”

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 2d

oh, so suddenly people think yr good at sherlock holmes but don’t know one goddamned thing about saltburn? OKAY.

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 2d

if you have a disposable aluminum pie tin, you literally do not even need to throw yr neck into a crust: crust exists because you can’t roast liquids

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 2d

so, like… if you, in recent times, hit on a fat and/or queer girl and she responded with this, she was literally dunking yr ass into the trash for the meme: youtu.be/aCmJCQfINVU?...

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure | Opening 6 - chase | 4K Creditless HD

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brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 2d

I JUST SAW AN INCREDIBLE THREAD ON THE JOJO’S REDDIT

okay, so one of the ops for jojo’s is called “chase”. it’s visually-arresting, but the song is extremely 2006 emo. which, for many people, didn’t HIT in ~2016. someone asked why it’s popular now

someone else replied “we’re making fun of chasers”

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 2d

WAIT.

is this literally what a comms director does?

bluesky? i have an INCREDIBLE candidate to sell you on: they’re zeitgeisty in the cool way (subscription to dropout dot tv), and minimally-transgender (didn’t build this platform, and not even THAT smart. but respectful of smarts)

VERY FEARFUL.

Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 2d

The optics of it are shit, in multiple ways.

Ways that would have been spotted had Bluesky not left the position of comms director open for the last 2 years, if they had someone whose job was to go "no, bad, this makes you look bad, stop that. It looks bad."

brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 2d

i am GETTING THIS, and i want to scream.

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