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choose to stay home and play video game instead of going to the gym because i am lazy. i don't even have an excuse, i just don't even feel like changing clothes
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
he said the thing
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
i don't care for fishtopher. overrated cat
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
would you guys still love me if my facial hair started turning blonde/red like how it's doing now for example
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
would you guys still love me if i was culturally christian
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
just uninstalled it. floorp has fallen
just installed a browser called floorp. somebody fucking shoot me
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
guys i just floorped all over my pants 🥴
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
just installed a browser called floorp. somebody fucking shoot me
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Pleasant surprise
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
good pictogram
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
beat hades typhon (who i could totally fix btw)
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I don't get why people are confused about bay leaves not doing anything. They make the food taste like bay leaves
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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normal
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Lizard socks
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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they're the same picture
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I didn't see A SINGLE cat here and I walked around the entire city multiple times, Lisbon sucks
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The thing they dont tell you about having a mustache is that it constantly gets in my mouth and makes me feel like there's a hair on my lips I have to remove. It has only happened with my own mustache so far but Im confident I will have the same experience with other people's mustaches at some point
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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*googling* zootopia 2 are they still cops
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Another boomer take, I find it so embarrassing when people spend all their time on a trip taking pictures of themselves, stopping every 5 minutes, doing those faux spontaneous poses, and retaking them until they look spontaneous enough. It's so humiliating being the photographer in this situation
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Maybe I'm taking this too seriously but the whole magic erasing people out of your vacation photos just seems comically antisocial to me. Literally manifesting an alternate reality where you are the main character and nobody else exists
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I was going to post another photo of me today but I didn't like any of them that much and I think you are all sick of me at this point anyway
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i'm so stinky
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This is the tallest waterfall on the planet
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I have a hair growing on the outside of my nose, therefore I should kill myself
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM