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Big Xennial rainbronicorn, dracobold, noirceratops, chonkderg, macrolverine. Loves 🎬, history, 🏋, 🦎, math, puzzles, comp. sci., TTRPGs. PFPs @polarcartoons.bsky.social, @shibadoodles.bsky.social. ❤️🧡💛🦄🐊💚💙💜 @korboryn.bsky.social
"Word-of-mouth" is such a strange expression. Where else, in this context, would words come from? What else, in this context, would come out of a mouth? Macbeth-witch-ass phrase
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
"Word-of-mouth" is such a strange expression. Where else, in this context, would words come from? What else, in this context, would come out of a mouth? Macbeth-witch-ass phrase
If an experimenter gave Tiazzu the marshmallow test he would simply immediately eat the experimenter. and then the marshmallow
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
If an experimenter gave Tiazzu the marshmallow test he would simply immediately eat the experimenter. and then the marshmallow
I know this is Wiktionary but I still can't believe this term exists and I love it
February 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I know this is Wiktionary but I still can't believe this term exists and I love it
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OK I had it wrong, you can't decline a try, but the NFL did stop requiring unnecessary ones like after a walkoff TD or with no time left. (Also, in our era of sports betting collusion, those situations feel ripe for some kind of abuse anyway, like intentionally failing so as to not cover the spread)
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
OK I had it wrong, you can't decline a try, but the NFL did stop requiring unnecessary ones like after a walkoff TD or with no time left. (Also, in our era of sports betting collusion, those situations feel ripe for some kind of abuse anyway, like intentionally failing so as to not cover the spread)
the Lay's "generations" thing makes me think of how I used some ginger in one of my ill-fated attempts at Asian cooking, and then the rest of the root sat on the counter unused, undergoing various Jenova-LIFE etc. stages, until we finally felt so sorry for its withered body that we threw it out -:(
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
the Lay's "generations" thing makes me think of how I used some ginger in one of my ill-fated attempts at Asian cooking, and then the rest of the root sat on the counter unused, undergoing various Jenova-LIFE etc. stages, until we finally felt so sorry for its withered body that we threw it out -:(
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Quiznos Coyote
11”x14” Oil on Canvas
11”x14” Oil on Canvas
February 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Quiznos Coyote
11”x14” Oil on Canvas
11”x14” Oil on Canvas
some variant of the fake baseball trick with a peeled potato may be in order here. In this case I guess it would have to be a really big yam or something
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
some variant of the fake baseball trick with a peeled potato may be in order here. In this case I guess it would have to be a really big yam or something
ladies and gentlemen, you paid for an entire 2D betting square grid, but you're only going to need one dimension
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
ladies and gentlemen, you paid for an entire 2D betting square grid, but you're only going to need one dimension
when you're refreshing the stats in the 3rd quarter and you think the score has gone up but it's just one of the teams' season W-L records
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
when you're refreshing the stats in the 3rd quarter and you think the score has gone up but it's just one of the teams' season W-L records
next year please let it be Oops! All Safeties
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
next year please let it be Oops! All Safeties
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southwest trying to put me out of a job smdh
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
southwest trying to put me out of a job smdh
nothing but 3 point FGs? who's playing, Steph Curry?
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
nothing but 3 point FGs? who's playing, Steph Curry?
tbh I was surprised they put this on a napkin
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
tbh I was surprised they put this on a napkin
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
I'm gonna assume the Super Bowl advertising lineup this year is just the AI Grandma ad over and over
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I'm gonna assume the Super Bowl advertising lineup this year is just the AI Grandma ad over and over
OK WHAT WISEACRE LEFT THIS TINY FUCKIN' SQUARE HERE
February 8, 2026 at 2:57 PM
OK WHAT WISEACRE LEFT THIS TINY FUCKIN' SQUARE HERE
OK, the guy who walked by with an I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS HAVE FUN shirt has won the day
February 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
OK, the guy who walked by with an I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS HAVE FUN shirt has won the day
Merlinin' in the airport (I love when birds get in somehow and are just doing their thing)
February 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Merlinin' in the airport (I love when birds get in somehow and are just doing their thing)
Fun fact: the drinking age in Vegas is 21 *days*
February 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Fun fact: the drinking age in Vegas is 21 *days*
I was saved from a gatorless trip at the last second on the freakin airport skytrain of all places. (As someone on the tram pointed out, a fake one would probably be in a dramatic open-jawed pose)
We rode back and forth an extra time so that I could show Korb. The gator obligingly stayed put
We rode back and forth an extra time so that I could show Korb. The gator obligingly stayed put
February 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I was saved from a gatorless trip at the last second on the freakin airport skytrain of all places. (As someone on the tram pointed out, a fake one would probably be in a dramatic open-jawed pose)
We rode back and forth an extra time so that I could show Korb. The gator obligingly stayed put
We rode back and forth an extra time so that I could show Korb. The gator obligingly stayed put
My barometer for US kid name trends over the years is what names dads are yelling in the airport. It used to be ETHAN! or AIDEN!, but today it was BRODY!, and I would not be surprised if a LIAM! steps out of line before the day is out
February 8, 2026 at 1:36 PM
My barometer for US kid name trends over the years is what names dads are yelling in the airport. It used to be ETHAN! or AIDEN!, but today it was BRODY!, and I would not be surprised if a LIAM! steps out of line before the day is out
Managed to get one good spray-and-pray sandhill crane photo out of a car window today (ofc I wasn't driving)
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Managed to get one good spray-and-pray sandhill crane photo out of a car window today (ofc I wasn't driving)
Katakana readers, look at this crazy katakana for wafers
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Katakana readers, look at this crazy katakana for wafers
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Saw this on Mastodon, never don't repost.
February 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Saw this on Mastodon, never don't repost.