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Horned Beef Cache

@glimmerstomp.bsky.social

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Big Xennial rainbronicorn, dracobold, noirceratops, chonkderg, macrolverine. Loves 🎬, history, 🏋, 🦎, math, puzzles, comp. sci., TTRPGs. PFPs @polarcartoons.bsky.social, @shibadoodles.bsky.social. ❤️🧡💛🦄🐊💚💙💜 @korboryn.bsky.social

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah I was thinking maybe some form of logic where two entities each have partial information

Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 9h

WHO SAYS COINFER

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 9h

I just about shat a brick thinking the bot had typoed CONIFER somehow, and then very nearly shat two bricks upon reading the definition. WHY DOES THIS WORD EVEN EXIST AAAAA

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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 1d

Weretober2025 Day 10 - Dinosaur!

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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 17h

His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 20h

or maybe it's more like

Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 20h

the Materia capacity of this mini cinnamon roll clamshell container is amazing. Like, sure, there are only 3 linked pairs instead of 4, but... 6 extra singletons for all those Covers and HP<->MPs and Exits and cinnamon rolls that you couldn't fit in your Enhance Sword or Ultima Weapon

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 20h

"aww, Mom's making me go to the dubiously necessary sequel TRON: ARES three days a week after school" :|

Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 20h

even this looming robot thing is unhappy about this movie. It's like the Kumon logo of the sad child

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 20h

is that you Dan Quayle?

(sorry, you have to be An Old to get this one)

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 21h

real failure of imagination here in the analysis

Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 22h

it's official, vore is mainstream now (at least in the UK)

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AaronTZW.art @aarontzw.bsky.social · 1d

#weretober 10. Dinosaur

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phylan @phylan.website · 2d

I don't think they should be allowed to do that

Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 2d

All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

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SolitaryHyena @solitaryhyena.bsky.social · 1d

Your large dragon master asked you to come sit with him and relax on the couch. Where will you sit?

Comission of Everard done by @booneyard.bsky.social !
Thanks for the amazingly huge dragon.

Large and thick bellied red and tan dragon sitting on the couch asking to join him on the couch.

Large dragon sitting on the couch with no dialouge.

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いまさん @0907imasan.bsky.social · 2d

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

I admire WIRED but they really do whipsaw between being at the vanguard of the revolution and running "stories" like "HERF R 267 MR GRT PRM DY DERLS" that come out all muffled from Bezos's dick in their mouth

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

See I always thought Yuna and Tida were from moon and sun in Okinawan dialect, how many name origins are we supposed to believe that Yuna HAS

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Mixter ✦ @mixter.ink · 2d

He melts steel and gives strong hugs

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 2d

I didn't either until afterward! I suppose "Vineland" as a title might not have put as many butts in seats

Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 2d

onward to hot pants and personal autonomy!

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 2d

also I love that there's a movie called just HIM because the only time I ever see just that word, in allcaps, is like when a fur comments on someone's Bowser art with only that

Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 2d

ha, the ultimate weapon of so many Final Fantasy villains

Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you, that helps! All I knew was that you have to fight her, like so many people (and dead people) in FFX

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 2d

that's no excuse, Yunalesca doesn't even have a sphere board