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@glimmerstomp.bsky.social
Big Xennial rainbronicorn, dracobold, noirceratops, chonkderg, macrolverine. Loves 🎬, history, 🏋, 🦎, math, puzzles, comp. sci., TTRPGs. PFPs @polarcartoons.bsky.social, @shibadoodles.bsky.social. ❤️🧡💛🦄🐊💚💙💜 @korboryn.bsky.social
Every time Trump is holding up some shit with his signature on it, it's impossible not to think of his signature as just more pubes again
February 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Every time Trump is holding up some shit with his signature on it, it's impossible not to think of his signature as just more pubes again
I searched for Eames chairs to remember what they look like, and now I keep getting ads and it's like, no thank you, I do not require a seven thousand dollar chair even if it is iconic and comes with a cool legrest
February 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I searched for Eames chairs to remember what they look like, and now I keep getting ads and it's like, no thank you, I do not require a seven thousand dollar chair even if it is iconic and comes with a cool legrest
try the house specialties, the Basket of Fries and the Some Wine
February 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
try the house specialties, the Basket of Fries and the Some Wine
every Renaissance sculptor, after fashioning a hulking, massively muscled male body from marble:
assistant, fetch my hammerello and chiselino, it's time to make the delicate penisetto
assistant, fetch my hammerello and chiselino, it's time to make the delicate penisetto
February 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
every Renaissance sculptor, after fashioning a hulking, massively muscled male body from marble:
assistant, fetch my hammerello and chiselino, it's time to make the delicate penisetto
assistant, fetch my hammerello and chiselino, it's time to make the delicate penisetto
learning about gay firsts and fell right into reading that as "best chest titties"
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
learning about gay firsts and fell right into reading that as "best chest titties"
this just looks like some dude faceplanted on the ice
February 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
this just looks like some dude faceplanted on the ice
an actual sentence from Saturday: "am I underdressed for the Mall of Florida?"
(and I think, tbh, in my sleeveless triceratops shirt and shorts, that I was. On Sunday, the airport shuttle driver saw my shorts and semi-playfully accused me of "disrespecting our weather")
(and I think, tbh, in my sleeveless triceratops shirt and shorts, that I was. On Sunday, the airport shuttle driver saw my shorts and semi-playfully accused me of "disrespecting our weather")
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
an actual sentence from Saturday: "am I underdressed for the Mall of Florida?"
(and I think, tbh, in my sleeveless triceratops shirt and shorts, that I was. On Sunday, the airport shuttle driver saw my shorts and semi-playfully accused me of "disrespecting our weather")
(and I think, tbh, in my sleeveless triceratops shirt and shorts, that I was. On Sunday, the airport shuttle driver saw my shorts and semi-playfully accused me of "disrespecting our weather")
the curiously placed dots of the lowercase "i"s are the mimic's eyes; the "shop entrance" is its gaping maw
February 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
the curiously placed dots of the lowercase "i"s are the mimic's eyes; the "shop entrance" is its gaping maw
so @thependrake.bsky.social made the great point that all dude jewelry (tie clips etc) has to have the semblance of utility, and I wonder when those "drunken murder spree" sets of Man Things like knives and hatchets and whiskey flasks will also start coming out in platinum, diamond-studded versions
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
so @thependrake.bsky.social made the great point that all dude jewelry (tie clips etc) has to have the semblance of utility, and I wonder when those "drunken murder spree" sets of Man Things like knives and hatchets and whiskey flasks will also start coming out in platinum, diamond-studded versions
like, the first word in your ad copy -- to sell watches -- is TIMELESS?
though tbf they could just not tell the time at all and it would be fine, since they are now signifiers of wealth divorced from their original function
though tbf they could just not tell the time at all and it would be fine, since they are now signifiers of wealth divorced from their original function
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
like, the first word in your ad copy -- to sell watches -- is TIMELESS?
though tbf they could just not tell the time at all and it would be fine, since they are now signifiers of wealth divorced from their original function
though tbf they could just not tell the time at all and it would be fine, since they are now signifiers of wealth divorced from their original function
I don't begrudge watch enthusiasts their thing, but the aggressive marketing of luxury "timepieces" as success symbols feels half a century out of date. As if The Ladies are gonna be like "ooh, he has TIME ITSELF chained to his arm as a PLAYTHING. I bet when he fucks, all spacetime bends and MOANS"
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I don't begrudge watch enthusiasts their thing, but the aggressive marketing of luxury "timepieces" as success symbols feels half a century out of date. As if The Ladies are gonna be like "ooh, he has TIME ITSELF chained to his arm as a PLAYTHING. I bet when he fucks, all spacetime bends and MOANS"
"Word-of-mouth" is such a strange expression. Where else, in this context, would words come from? What else, in this context, would come out of a mouth? Macbeth-witch-ass phrase
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
"Word-of-mouth" is such a strange expression. Where else, in this context, would words come from? What else, in this context, would come out of a mouth? Macbeth-witch-ass phrase
If an experimenter gave Tiazzu the marshmallow test he would simply immediately eat the experimenter. and then the marshmallow
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
If an experimenter gave Tiazzu the marshmallow test he would simply immediately eat the experimenter. and then the marshmallow
I know this is Wiktionary but I still can't believe this term exists and I love it
February 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I know this is Wiktionary but I still can't believe this term exists and I love it
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OK I had it wrong, you can't decline a try, but the NFL did stop requiring unnecessary ones like after a walkoff TD or with no time left. (Also, in our era of sports betting collusion, those situations feel ripe for some kind of abuse anyway, like intentionally failing so as to not cover the spread)
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
OK I had it wrong, you can't decline a try, but the NFL did stop requiring unnecessary ones like after a walkoff TD or with no time left. (Also, in our era of sports betting collusion, those situations feel ripe for some kind of abuse anyway, like intentionally failing so as to not cover the spread)
the Lay's "generations" thing makes me think of how I used some ginger in one of my ill-fated attempts at Asian cooking, and then the rest of the root sat on the counter unused, undergoing various Jenova-LIFE etc. stages, until we finally felt so sorry for its withered body that we threw it out -:(
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
the Lay's "generations" thing makes me think of how I used some ginger in one of my ill-fated attempts at Asian cooking, and then the rest of the root sat on the counter unused, undergoing various Jenova-LIFE etc. stages, until we finally felt so sorry for its withered body that we threw it out -:(
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Quiznos Coyote
11”x14” Oil on Canvas
11”x14” Oil on Canvas
February 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Quiznos Coyote
11”x14” Oil on Canvas
11”x14” Oil on Canvas
some variant of the fake baseball trick with a peeled potato may be in order here. In this case I guess it would have to be a really big yam or something
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
some variant of the fake baseball trick with a peeled potato may be in order here. In this case I guess it would have to be a really big yam or something
ladies and gentlemen, you paid for an entire 2D betting square grid, but you're only going to need one dimension
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
ladies and gentlemen, you paid for an entire 2D betting square grid, but you're only going to need one dimension
when you're refreshing the stats in the 3rd quarter and you think the score has gone up but it's just one of the teams' season W-L records
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
when you're refreshing the stats in the 3rd quarter and you think the score has gone up but it's just one of the teams' season W-L records
next year please let it be Oops! All Safeties
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
next year please let it be Oops! All Safeties
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southwest trying to put me out of a job smdh
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
southwest trying to put me out of a job smdh
nothing but 3 point FGs? who's playing, Steph Curry?
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
nothing but 3 point FGs? who's playing, Steph Curry?
tbh I was surprised they put this on a napkin
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
tbh I was surprised they put this on a napkin