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@glimmerstomp.bsky.social
Big Xennial rainbronicorn, dracobold, noirceratops, chonkderg, macrolverine. Loves 🎬, history, 🏋, 🦎, math, puzzles, comp. sci., TTRPGs. PFPs @polarcartoons.bsky.social, @shibadoodles.bsky.social. ❤️🧡💛🦄🐊💚💙💜 @korboryn.bsky.social
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With little fellahs, you can find a lotta fun ways to give 'em a smooch that throws them off guard!
Demonstrated here with @cruxlo.bsky.social
Fantastic Art by @pinkpalooka.hyper.wang
Demonstrated here with @cruxlo.bsky.social
Fantastic Art by @pinkpalooka.hyper.wang
February 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
With little fellahs, you can find a lotta fun ways to give 'em a smooch that throws them off guard!
Demonstrated here with @cruxlo.bsky.social
Fantastic Art by @pinkpalooka.hyper.wang
Demonstrated here with @cruxlo.bsky.social
Fantastic Art by @pinkpalooka.hyper.wang
why is there a stock photo of this featuring Business Clothes Jones? why are there 81 stock photos of this?
February 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
why is there a stock photo of this featuring Business Clothes Jones? why are there 81 stock photos of this?
IDK why but the tiny Ohio here is just really funny to me
February 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
IDK why but the tiny Ohio here is just really funny to me
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
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If you date a big dragon expect to get squished
Amazing art by @tinydragon.art Thank you again!
My valentines gift for my cute otter @kramerorett.bsky.social
Amazing art by @tinydragon.art Thank you again!
My valentines gift for my cute otter @kramerorett.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 PM
If you date a big dragon expect to get squished
Amazing art by @tinydragon.art Thank you again!
My valentines gift for my cute otter @kramerorett.bsky.social
Amazing art by @tinydragon.art Thank you again!
My valentines gift for my cute otter @kramerorett.bsky.social
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Commission for anonymous. 🐉💰👑
February 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Commission for anonymous. 🐉💰👑
fuckin' FINALLY
February 15, 2026 at 1:21 AM
fuckin' FINALLY
we saw GOAT on a lark, and yeah it's well-done and a furry must-see. I think they made the lizard character specifically for Korb. Lots of other good creatures as well.
and I always feel like I should say *some*thing idiosyncratic about the film, so: there are lots of (incidental) good cute deers!
and I always feel like I should say *some*thing idiosyncratic about the film, so: there are lots of (incidental) good cute deers!
February 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
we saw GOAT on a lark, and yeah it's well-done and a furry must-see. I think they made the lizard character specifically for Korb. Lots of other good creatures as well.
and I always feel like I should say *some*thing idiosyncratic about the film, so: there are lots of (incidental) good cute deers!
and I always feel like I should say *some*thing idiosyncratic about the film, so: there are lots of (incidental) good cute deers!
BONUS CONTEXT: apparently there was no intention to create an ironic anti-VDay-donut, the staff just weren't looking at what was on the hearts
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
BONUS CONTEXT: apparently there was no intention to create an ironic anti-VDay-donut, the staff just weren't looking at what was on the hearts
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is blackout poetry to me
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M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months
Microsoft AI CEO: 'Most, if not all' white-collar tasks can be replaced by AI within 12-18 months
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.
www.businessinsider.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months
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Every time Trump is holding up some shit with his signature on it, it's impossible not to think of his signature as just more pubes again
February 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Every time Trump is holding up some shit with his signature on it, it's impossible not to think of his signature as just more pubes again
I searched for Eames chairs to remember what they look like, and now I keep getting ads and it's like, no thank you, I do not require a seven thousand dollar chair even if it is iconic and comes with a cool legrest
February 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I searched for Eames chairs to remember what they look like, and now I keep getting ads and it's like, no thank you, I do not require a seven thousand dollar chair even if it is iconic and comes with a cool legrest
try the house specialties, the Basket of Fries and the Some Wine
February 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
try the house specialties, the Basket of Fries and the Some Wine
every Renaissance sculptor, after fashioning a hulking, massively muscled male body from marble:
assistant, fetch my hammerello and chiselino, it's time to make the delicate penisetto
assistant, fetch my hammerello and chiselino, it's time to make the delicate penisetto
February 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
every Renaissance sculptor, after fashioning a hulking, massively muscled male body from marble:
assistant, fetch my hammerello and chiselino, it's time to make the delicate penisetto
assistant, fetch my hammerello and chiselino, it's time to make the delicate penisetto
learning about gay firsts and fell right into reading that as "best chest titties"
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
learning about gay firsts and fell right into reading that as "best chest titties"
this just looks like some dude faceplanted on the ice
February 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
this just looks like some dude faceplanted on the ice
an actual sentence from Saturday: "am I underdressed for the Mall of Florida?"
(and I think, tbh, in my sleeveless triceratops shirt and shorts, that I was. On Sunday, the airport shuttle driver saw my shorts and semi-playfully accused me of "disrespecting our weather")
(and I think, tbh, in my sleeveless triceratops shirt and shorts, that I was. On Sunday, the airport shuttle driver saw my shorts and semi-playfully accused me of "disrespecting our weather")
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
an actual sentence from Saturday: "am I underdressed for the Mall of Florida?"
(and I think, tbh, in my sleeveless triceratops shirt and shorts, that I was. On Sunday, the airport shuttle driver saw my shorts and semi-playfully accused me of "disrespecting our weather")
(and I think, tbh, in my sleeveless triceratops shirt and shorts, that I was. On Sunday, the airport shuttle driver saw my shorts and semi-playfully accused me of "disrespecting our weather")
the curiously placed dots of the lowercase "i"s are the mimic's eyes; the "shop entrance" is its gaping maw
February 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
the curiously placed dots of the lowercase "i"s are the mimic's eyes; the "shop entrance" is its gaping maw
so @thependrake.bsky.social made the great point that all dude jewelry (tie clips etc) has to have the semblance of utility, and I wonder when those "drunken murder spree" sets of Man Things like knives and hatchets and whiskey flasks will also start coming out in platinum, diamond-studded versions
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
so @thependrake.bsky.social made the great point that all dude jewelry (tie clips etc) has to have the semblance of utility, and I wonder when those "drunken murder spree" sets of Man Things like knives and hatchets and whiskey flasks will also start coming out in platinum, diamond-studded versions
like, the first word in your ad copy -- to sell watches -- is TIMELESS?
though tbf they could just not tell the time at all and it would be fine, since they are now signifiers of wealth divorced from their original function
though tbf they could just not tell the time at all and it would be fine, since they are now signifiers of wealth divorced from their original function
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
like, the first word in your ad copy -- to sell watches -- is TIMELESS?
though tbf they could just not tell the time at all and it would be fine, since they are now signifiers of wealth divorced from their original function
though tbf they could just not tell the time at all and it would be fine, since they are now signifiers of wealth divorced from their original function
I don't begrudge watch enthusiasts their thing, but the aggressive marketing of luxury "timepieces" as success symbols feels half a century out of date. As if The Ladies are gonna be like "ooh, he has TIME ITSELF chained to his arm as a PLAYTHING. I bet when he fucks, all spacetime bends and MOANS"
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I don't begrudge watch enthusiasts their thing, but the aggressive marketing of luxury "timepieces" as success symbols feels half a century out of date. As if The Ladies are gonna be like "ooh, he has TIME ITSELF chained to his arm as a PLAYTHING. I bet when he fucks, all spacetime bends and MOANS"