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@glimmerstomp.bsky.social
Big Xennial rainbronicorn, dracobold, noirceratops, chonkderg, macrolverine. Loves π¬, history, π, π¦, math, puzzles, comp. sci., TTRPGs. PFPs @polarcartoons.bsky.social, @shibadoodles.bsky.social. β€οΈπ§‘ππ¦ππππ @korboryn.bsky.social
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M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months
Microsoft AI CEO: 'Most, if not all' white-collar tasks can be replaced by AI within 12-18 months
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.
www.businessinsider.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months
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February 13, 2026 at 6:58 AM
bonus points for Hungsten
February 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
bonus points for Hungsten
are you OK with being used as a ref for a future Glim pic because daaaang
February 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
are you OK with being used as a ref for a future Glim pic because daaaang
Every time Trump is holding up some shit with his signature on it, it's impossible not to think of his signature as just more pubes again
February 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Every time Trump is holding up some shit with his signature on it, it's impossible not to think of his signature as just more pubes again
I searched for Eames chairs to remember what they look like, and now I keep getting ads and it's like, no thank you, I do not require a seven thousand dollar chair even if it is iconic and comes with a cool legrest
February 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I searched for Eames chairs to remember what they look like, and now I keep getting ads and it's like, no thank you, I do not require a seven thousand dollar chair even if it is iconic and comes with a cool legrest
try the house specialties, the Basket of Fries and the Some Wine
February 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
try the house specialties, the Basket of Fries and the Some Wine
every Renaissance sculptor, after fashioning a hulking, massively muscled male body from marble:
assistant, fetch my hammerello and chiselino, it's time to make the delicate penisetto
assistant, fetch my hammerello and chiselino, it's time to make the delicate penisetto
February 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
every Renaissance sculptor, after fashioning a hulking, massively muscled male body from marble:
assistant, fetch my hammerello and chiselino, it's time to make the delicate penisetto
assistant, fetch my hammerello and chiselino, it's time to make the delicate penisetto
gotta get those crafty ice voles
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
gotta get those crafty ice voles
learning about gay firsts and fell right into reading that as "best chest titties"
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
learning about gay firsts and fell right into reading that as "best chest titties"
this just looks like some dude faceplanted on the ice
February 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
this just looks like some dude faceplanted on the ice
an actual sentence from Saturday: "am I underdressed for the Mall of Florida?"
(and I think, tbh, in my sleeveless triceratops shirt and shorts, that I was. On Sunday, the airport shuttle driver saw my shorts and semi-playfully accused me of "disrespecting our weather")
(and I think, tbh, in my sleeveless triceratops shirt and shorts, that I was. On Sunday, the airport shuttle driver saw my shorts and semi-playfully accused me of "disrespecting our weather")
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
an actual sentence from Saturday: "am I underdressed for the Mall of Florida?"
(and I think, tbh, in my sleeveless triceratops shirt and shorts, that I was. On Sunday, the airport shuttle driver saw my shorts and semi-playfully accused me of "disrespecting our weather")
(and I think, tbh, in my sleeveless triceratops shirt and shorts, that I was. On Sunday, the airport shuttle driver saw my shorts and semi-playfully accused me of "disrespecting our weather")
Gonna make a swolbold named Brobalt
Actually this is way easier than I thought. Guydrogen, He-lium, Lit-him, Br'eryllium, Bro-on, CabrΓ³n, uh, Guytrogen, er, Cocksygen? OK this is getting too hard (or I am)
Actually this is way easier than I thought. Guydrogen, He-lium, Lit-him, Br'eryllium, Bro-on, CabrΓ³n, uh, Guytrogen, er, Cocksygen? OK this is getting too hard (or I am)
February 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Gonna make a swolbold named Brobalt
Actually this is way easier than I thought. Guydrogen, He-lium, Lit-him, Br'eryllium, Bro-on, CabrΓ³n, uh, Guytrogen, er, Cocksygen? OK this is getting too hard (or I am)
Actually this is way easier than I thought. Guydrogen, He-lium, Lit-him, Br'eryllium, Bro-on, CabrΓ³n, uh, Guytrogen, er, Cocksygen? OK this is getting too hard (or I am)
Ooh that one might be better actually
February 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Ooh that one might be better actually
the curiously placed dots of the lowercase "i"s are the mimic's eyes; the "shop entrance" is its gaping maw
February 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
the curiously placed dots of the lowercase "i"s are the mimic's eyes; the "shop entrance" is its gaping maw
though platinum isn't really masc enough. the most alpha of the metallic elements is, of course, brodium
February 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
though platinum isn't really masc enough. the most alpha of the metallic elements is, of course, brodium
so @thependrake.bsky.social made the great point that all dude jewelry (tie clips etc) has to have the semblance of utility, and I wonder when those "drunken murder spree" sets of Man Things like knives and hatchets and whiskey flasks will also start coming out in platinum, diamond-studded versions
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
so @thependrake.bsky.social made the great point that all dude jewelry (tie clips etc) has to have the semblance of utility, and I wonder when those "drunken murder spree" sets of Man Things like knives and hatchets and whiskey flasks will also start coming out in platinum, diamond-studded versions
That is a great point!
Joke's on them for having to wear cuffs at all though, as if sleeves weren't bad enough. Too perfect a metaphor for their incarceration in uncomfortable clothing
Joke's on them for having to wear cuffs at all though, as if sleeves weren't bad enough. Too perfect a metaphor for their incarceration in uncomfortable clothing
February 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
That is a great point!
Joke's on them for having to wear cuffs at all though, as if sleeves weren't bad enough. Too perfect a metaphor for their incarceration in uncomfortable clothing
Joke's on them for having to wear cuffs at all though, as if sleeves weren't bad enough. Too perfect a metaphor for their incarceration in uncomfortable clothing
like, the first word in your ad copy -- to sell watches -- is TIMELESS?
though tbf they could just not tell the time at all and it would be fine, since they are now signifiers of wealth divorced from their original function
though tbf they could just not tell the time at all and it would be fine, since they are now signifiers of wealth divorced from their original function
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
like, the first word in your ad copy -- to sell watches -- is TIMELESS?
though tbf they could just not tell the time at all and it would be fine, since they are now signifiers of wealth divorced from their original function
though tbf they could just not tell the time at all and it would be fine, since they are now signifiers of wealth divorced from their original function
Like, who is sitting there watching the pre-preview ads in the movie theater, eating their hot dog, and sees the sultry Cartier watch ad and is like, you know, I *have* in fact been wanting to get rid of these five thousand dollars, and doing it one movie+hot dog at a time has been too slow
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Like, who is sitting there watching the pre-preview ads in the movie theater, eating their hot dog, and sees the sultry Cartier watch ad and is like, you know, I *have* in fact been wanting to get rid of these five thousand dollars, and doing it one movie+hot dog at a time has been too slow
I don't begrudge watch enthusiasts their thing, but the aggressive marketing of luxury "timepieces" as success symbols feels half a century out of date. As if The Ladies are gonna be like "ooh, he has TIME ITSELF chained to his arm as a PLAYTHING. I bet when he fucks, all spacetime bends and MOANS"
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I don't begrudge watch enthusiasts their thing, but the aggressive marketing of luxury "timepieces" as success symbols feels half a century out of date. As if The Ladies are gonna be like "ooh, he has TIME ITSELF chained to his arm as a PLAYTHING. I bet when he fucks, all spacetime bends and MOANS"
"Word-of-mouth" is such a strange expression. Where else, in this context, would words come from? What else, in this context, would come out of a mouth? Macbeth-witch-ass phrase
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
"Word-of-mouth" is such a strange expression. Where else, in this context, would words come from? What else, in this context, would come out of a mouth? Macbeth-witch-ass phrase
(and then would just leave without waiting for a second experimenter to come investigate in a couple minutes and eating them too)
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
(and then would just leave without waiting for a second experimenter to come investigate in a couple minutes and eating them too)
If an experimenter gave Tiazzu the marshmallow test he would simply immediately eat the experimenter. and then the marshmallow
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
If an experimenter gave Tiazzu the marshmallow test he would simply immediately eat the experimenter. and then the marshmallow