Corn Flex
@glimmerstomp.bsky.social
Big Xennial rainbronicorn, dracobold, noirceratops, chonkderg, macrolverine. Loves 🎬, history, 🏋, 🦎, math, puzzles, comp. sci., TTRPGs. PFPs @polarcartoons.bsky.social, @shibadoodles.bsky.social. ❤️🧡💛🦄🐊💚💙💜 @korboryn.bsky.social
and the NFL players presumably don't have to try to smuggle in vodka by injecting it into oranges
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
and the NFL players presumably don't have to try to smuggle in vodka by injecting it into oranges
see if that enthusiasm holds up over the 7-8 hour bus ride down I-5, in the footsteps / tire treads of countless Bay Area high school senior trips
(ok they COULD fly but this image is funnier)
(ok they COULD fly but this image is funnier)
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
see if that enthusiasm holds up over the 7-8 hour bus ride down I-5, in the footsteps / tire treads of countless Bay Area high school senior trips
(ok they COULD fly but this image is funnier)
(ok they COULD fly but this image is funnier)
this really is the best idea
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
this really is the best idea
could have used their help cutting it up
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
could have used their help cutting it up
it mostly just sat there taking damage. it didn't use Ginger Force because it's not the first time we've bought ginger [incredibly obscure Enemy Skill joke]
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
it mostly just sat there taking damage. it didn't use Ginger Force because it's not the first time we've bought ginger [incredibly obscure Enemy Skill joke]
I mean, Tecmo Bowl is hands-down the most *enduring* football game. (though my favorite NES sports game was Baseball Stars)
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I mean, Tecmo Bowl is hands-down the most *enduring* football game. (though my favorite NES sports game was Baseball Stars)
wow they must hold onto the potatoes for a really long time if that text is true. like drinking a fine aged wine
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
wow they must hold onto the potatoes for a really long time if that text is true. like drinking a fine aged wine
I want a kart racing game zoom strip on MY ass
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I want a kart racing game zoom strip on MY ass
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southwest trying to put me out of a job smdh
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
southwest trying to put me out of a job smdh
what mad Sierra puzzle have you created here
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
what mad Sierra puzzle have you created here
ok Bill Bellythick
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
ok Bill Bellythick
Hey at least they're anticipating our needs
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Hey at least they're anticipating our needs
oh no I meant the "we will recreate your dead grandma forever" one from a while back
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
oh no I meant the "we will recreate your dead grandma forever" one from a while back