Have decided am officially in my sauce era

Give me a box of assorted ills over one full of eels any day 🤢

Eww. Don’t go planting texture issues in my head. I hadn’t thought of that.

It’s just sat there. Waiting for the perfect accompaniment. I can’t commit too soon…

Absolutely!! I made Kev eat the other 2 tarts in the box to stop me polishing off the rest! I also agree with your tea verdict. Alarmingly accurate flavour. Nice. Thank you.

One of the weirdest crisp flavours that I have ever sampled were jacket potato and butter flavour…tasted like cheap margarine and the smell of old potato peelings…🤢

Especially if you drizzle a spot of Mrs Balls South African chutney on it…

I in no way endorse the serving suggestion! My preferred method is rolling up a slice or two and inhaling them direct from the packet. There’s no time to waste on figs or rye!

I’ve gone from a Christmas house swap (blatant copy of The Holiday) to playboy billionaire pays wholesome elementary school teacher to be his pretend girlfriend until Christmas but instead of money she wants a new community centre for the children…😑

In my experience the male leads often have eyes that are ever so slightly too close together too…

Am watching one on ITVBe at this precise moment, which is chockablock with cringe…mostly only with one eye cos it reduces the impact of the cringe.