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lizebeta.bsky.social
@lizebeta.bsky.social
Like a fat Gollum. Mam- Wife- Cat Wrangler- IT prodder- big awkward, wobbly bag of ginger anxiety
@devonwhale.bsky.social Rubs hands stickily with glee…
October 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
@devonwhale.bsky.social Look! Look goddamnit look!!
October 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
August 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Easter Sunday breakfast of champions. Egg custard tarts and a
Creme Egg flavoured tea (in a Christmas mug) @devonwhale.bsky.social
April 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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what kind of shithole party boos Zelensky and cheers the Tate brothers
February 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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JD Vance "Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?"

Everyone "Because it saves time!"
March 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
December 9, 2024 at 9:14 PM
You know it’s been one of those bleeding days when you climb into bed and realise that you still have your slippers on.
November 26, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Bloody box has sat in living room for 2 weeks now. Waiting for the novelty to wear off…
November 23, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Woke up feeling like every muscle, tendon, sinew and nerve on the left side of my head and neck is 3 inches shorter than the right…happy ‘Don’t make me move my neck!’ Saturday y’all #middleaged
November 23, 2024 at 8:27 AM
This has got to be better than the other one…hasn’t it…HASN’T IT?!!
November 22, 2024 at 2:28 PM