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Liz
@lizknownasdoris.bsky.social
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Once had a go at being a graphic designer, ended up writing about dentistry. Someone had to.
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You will be visited by three spirits.
Bill and Ben in flowerpots with little Weeeeed in between.
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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PSA. Make your home stink of vinegar and lemon instead. And that dishwasher looks strangely like a microwave.
A load of nonsense from a Facebook post about how to get rid of 8 hidden smells in your home.
December 7, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Released on this day.
Screenshot showing The Wicker Man was released on this day in 1973.
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I’ve just been out to get supplies to get me through the World Cup draw.
Woman carrying a huge baguette and several litres of wine.
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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The Cold Moon is up.

#badmoonphotos
A rising full moon against a dark blue sky.
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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If you want to know where your taxes go I’ve been selected to take part in a new ONS study. On completion you claim a £10 shopping voucher and you get sent an all-expenses-spared 25 page notepad.
Shape Tomorrow 25 page notepad Office for National Statistics
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Oh and she’s back again
Yuri is back.
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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You’ve got one of these.

Possibly.
A very technical diagram and description of a sprained ankle.
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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You’ve reminded me that I still have the original Masquerade book from 1979.
MASQUERADE KIT WILLIAMS front cover Text from the back cover: Somewhere in Great Britain, well out of range of metal detectors, lies buried the extraordinary piece of jewellery pictured above. It was fashioned by Kit Williams out of 18-carat gold and dazzlingly adorned with precious stones: ruby, moonstone, citrines, turquoise, mother of pearl and a rare compound called faience, used by the ancient Egyptians to grace the Pharaohs. The precise location of this buried treasure may be discovered within the pages of Masquerade which are themselves overflowing with riddles and puzzles the reader will delight in unmasking. Only one other person, whose identity is known to the publisher, was witness to the secret burial and as the author tantalisingly reveals, the treasure is as likely to be found by a bright child of ten with an understanding of language, simple mathematics and astronomy as it is to be found by an Oxford don. £3.50 nct
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Advert for Denim aftershave that features a hairy chest and some straying hands.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Cole who?
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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For the first time the Parish Council has ditched the traditional Xmas tree and put this effort up instead. To say it’s all kicking off on the local FB group would be an understatement.
A strange cone of lights with a star on top alongside a random blue light train thing.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Adjusted advert to say 20% off thing.
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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The view of the Bay of Naples from the path leading to the top of Mount Vesuvius. The air is quite thin and made walking a bit of a struggle. More than worth it to stand at the top and stare down on the huge volcanic crater.
#SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack
A view from on high of the sprawling city of Naples in Italy. The grey, rocky, ash-covered volcanic crater at the top of Mount Vesuvius, Italy
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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I’ll just leave this here.
Chelsea’s Cole Palmer fractures toe by stubbing it on door
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Needed to send a message via Messenger. Meta AI seems to think I have friends in high places.
Messenger decided I might want to message Kim Jong Un. Umm. No.
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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If you’re feeling a bit chilly tonight, get your order in for one of these.
John Lewis The Ultimate Collection Made to Order Icelandic Eiderdown Winter Weight Duvet £4,935.00 - £12,460.00 Size Single Superking Medium Emperor £4,935.00 - £12,460.00
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I might have used this one previously but it seems to fit the bill for #SundayPixPictures
A green window frame and shutter on a cream wall opening onto a painting of blue sea and a couple of small boats.
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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This stuff was evil. It should do.
Bronco toilet paper that thankfully isn’t around anymore.
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Good to know that Storm Claudia has cancelled flooding in Oxfordshire.
The hopeless Oxford Mail has a headline saying: Storm Claudia strikes Oxfordshire with flooding and events cancelled
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I’m living on the edge today.
An egg box with 2 eggs remaining inside with a best before date of today.
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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The northern lights are doing a spectacular show down south.
Nothing to see here.
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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On a slight sidestep, M&S tribute to the death of the Queen.
An email about M&S bras and knickers and where to find a statement about “the passing of HM The Queen”.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
Angry Lloyd Bridges in the film Airplane!
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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And remember when she appeared at Glastonbury in green wellies.
Shirley Bassey in a pink feather dress showing a leg and her green customised wellies with the initials DSB down the side.
November 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM