Liz
@lizknownasdoris.bsky.social
Once had a go at being a graphic designer, ended up writing about dentistry. Someone had to.
Have BS notifications changed? I’m now getting one notification for several replies.
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Have BS notifications changed? I’m now getting one notification for several replies.
Been subjected to BBQ beef Hula Hoops on an accidental trip to the pub. Do not recommend.
December 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Been subjected to BBQ beef Hula Hoops on an accidental trip to the pub. Do not recommend.
If you want your kids to behave this Christmas, remind them of this.
Please may we culturally appropriate the Icelandic Christmas Cat?
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If you want your kids to behave this Christmas, remind them of this.
I’ve had all week to start wrapping presents.
Presents wrapped: 0
Presents wrapped: 0
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’ve had all week to start wrapping presents.
Presents wrapped: 0
Presents wrapped: 0
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Happy 100th Birthday Dick Van Dyke. It took me years to realise you couldn’t just do this with your trousers without causing deep personal embarrassment. Proper movie magic.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Happy 100th Birthday Dick Van Dyke. It took me years to realise you couldn’t just do this with your trousers without causing deep personal embarrassment. Proper movie magic.
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December 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Is Lidl Hatherwood Porter still brewed by Shepherd Neame? It's way better than a £1.29 bottle of beer deserves to be, anyway. Never had it before - I actually bought it because it's only slightly more expensive than an empty 500ml bottle from a homebrew shop. And you get beer in it.
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Is Lidl Hatherwood Porter still brewed by Shepherd Neame? It's way better than a £1.29 bottle of beer deserves to be, anyway. Never had it before - I actually bought it because it's only slightly more expensive than an empty 500ml bottle from a homebrew shop. And you get beer in it.
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So… my orders have dried up… I was hoping for a few more for Christmas .. 🙁
one hungry cat to feed.. *nudges Banksy*
look hungry Banksy
>>>>>
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one hungry cat to feed.. *nudges Banksy*
look hungry Banksy
>>>>>
craftysharp.etsy.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
So… my orders have dried up… I was hoping for a few more for Christmas .. 🙁
one hungry cat to feed.. *nudges Banksy*
look hungry Banksy
>>>>>
craftysharp.etsy.com
one hungry cat to feed.. *nudges Banksy*
look hungry Banksy
>>>>>
craftysharp.etsy.com
It’s that magical time of year again.
[Hammers fist down on the Underwhelming Christmas Wonderland KLAXON]
WE GOT ONE!!!
WE GOT ONE!!!
'it just felt like it was just some port-a-cabins with festive lights in them'
'My 11-year-old told me I’d been scammed'
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December 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
It’s that magical time of year again.
This is serious. I have no cheese. At this time of year.
December 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is serious. I have no cheese. At this time of year.
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BLOG POST: The story of a social club refusing to admit women as members as late as 1976 might seem shocking but it wasn't at all unusual. 🍻🍺
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No women allowed at the club, 1976 | Boak & Bailey's Beer Blog
In 1976, the committee of a working men’s club on a new housing estate in Milton Keynes reneged on a deal to admit women as members. The women were not remotely impressed.
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December 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
BLOG POST: The story of a social club refusing to admit women as members as late as 1976 might seem shocking but it wasn't at all unusual. 🍻🍺
boakandbailey.com/2025/12/no-w...
boakandbailey.com/2025/12/no-w...
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December 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
What do you get the man who has everything for Christmas?
Penicillin.
Morning.
Penicillin.
Morning.
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
What do you get the man who has everything for Christmas?
Penicillin.
Morning.
Penicillin.
Morning.
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BREAKING NEWS: Sheringham Town Council have just voted 6-5 to withdraw support for the planned demolition of their now nationally famous Bus Shelter!
A crucial victory for the local protesters who’ve staged a remarkable 8 day occupation of the shelter.
People power for modern heritage ✊🏻
A crucial victory for the local protesters who’ve staged a remarkable 8 day occupation of the shelter.
People power for modern heritage ✊🏻
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Sheringham Town Council have just voted 6-5 to withdraw support for the planned demolition of their now nationally famous Bus Shelter!
A crucial victory for the local protesters who’ve staged a remarkable 8 day occupation of the shelter.
People power for modern heritage ✊🏻
A crucial victory for the local protesters who’ve staged a remarkable 8 day occupation of the shelter.
People power for modern heritage ✊🏻
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
It’s that time again.
Local TV news reporters waiting to find out who is going to be sent to stand out in the storm with only a parka jacket and a furry microphone for company.
⚠️⚠️ Amber weather warning issued ⚠️⚠️
#StormFloris to bring unseasonably strong winds across parts of Scotland
Monday 1000 – 2200
Latest info 👉 bit.ly/WxWarning
Stay #WeatherAware ⚠️
#StormFloris to bring unseasonably strong winds across parts of Scotland
Monday 1000 – 2200
Latest info 👉 bit.ly/WxWarning
Stay #WeatherAware ⚠️
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It’s that time again.
Sorry, but that viral video doing the rounds looks to me like a complete fake setup designed for clicks.
Yes, it’s been a miserable day.
Yes, it’s been a miserable day.
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Sorry, but that viral video doing the rounds looks to me like a complete fake setup designed for clicks.
Yes, it’s been a miserable day.
Yes, it’s been a miserable day.
Getting high on SprayMount and Cow Gum.
Manually setting type on artwork using galleys of photolitho, a parallel motion table, a scalpel and a hot wax glue roller.
Centreing titles using a manual typewriter.
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Getting high on SprayMount and Cow Gum.
My attempt at Xmas shopping day just got worse as I overstayed in Sainsbury’s car park and now expect a fine incoming.
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My attempt at Xmas shopping day just got worse as I overstayed in Sainsbury’s car park and now expect a fine incoming.
Attempting some Xmas shopping. Do not recommend 🎄
December 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Attempting some Xmas shopping. Do not recommend 🎄
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KHAN HAS BANNED CHRISTMAS
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
KHAN HAS BANNED CHRISTMAS
PSA. Make your home stink of vinegar and lemon instead. And that dishwasher looks strangely like a microwave.
December 7, 2025 at 11:38 AM
PSA. Make your home stink of vinegar and lemon instead. And that dishwasher looks strangely like a microwave.
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Edward Seago made just the one visit to Hong Kong in 1962 and plays the tourist here, emerging himself in the noise and bustle of an early morning market, capturing the sight, sounds and figures he would have seen.
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Edward Seago made just the one visit to Hong Kong in 1962 and plays the tourist here, emerging himself in the noise and bustle of an early morning market, capturing the sight, sounds and figures he would have seen.
As I was going up the stairs
I met a man who wasn’t there
That man wasn’t there again today
I wish that man would go away
I met a man who wasn’t there
That man wasn’t there again today
I wish that man would go away
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
As I was going up the stairs
I met a man who wasn’t there
That man wasn’t there again today
I wish that man would go away
I met a man who wasn’t there
That man wasn’t there again today
I wish that man would go away