Liz Truss (Former MP)
@liztrussmp.bsky.social
I crashed the economy and wrote a letter to Keir Starmer
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I know Dave, ex-Tory like me!
Glad to see you’re still employing us after such a tough time!
Has Gullis applied? He’s be great as skools minister
Glad to see you’re still employing us after such a tough time!
Has Gullis applied? He’s be great as skools minister
Dave's in charge up there, well not anymore!
September 27, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I know Dave, ex-Tory like me!
Glad to see you’re still employing us after such a tough time!
Has Gullis applied? He’s be great as skools minister
Glad to see you’re still employing us after such a tough time!
Has Gullis applied? He’s be great as skools minister
Didn’t your vetting system see Lizzy Tee from Norfolk?
Oh bloody hell! who let her in?
September 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Didn’t your vetting system see Lizzy Tee from Norfolk?
Vote for me when I stand for @reformuk.bsky.social
I promise to raise your mortgage rates another 2.68% at least
I promise to raise your mortgage rates another 2.68% at least
Just taken out a new mortgage that's just the 2.68% more than the old deal.
Thanks @liztrussmp.bsky.social
Thanks @liztrussmp.bsky.social
September 27, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Vote for me when I stand for @reformuk.bsky.social
I promise to raise your mortgage rates another 2.68% at least
I promise to raise your mortgage rates another 2.68% at least
Don’t make me write you a letter….
May 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Don’t make me write you a letter….
May 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Where’s the flake?
May 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Where’s the flake?
My friend @jdvance22.bsky.social is just waiting for his Leader, Elon to pick him up from Day Care…
He said to me “Butterfly, Chocolate, Woof” which are his three new words today
He said to me “Butterfly, Chocolate, Woof” which are his three new words today
March 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My friend @jdvance22.bsky.social is just waiting for his Leader, Elon to pick him up from Day Care…
He said to me “Butterfly, Chocolate, Woof” which are his three new words today
He said to me “Butterfly, Chocolate, Woof” which are his three new words today
Thank you Sir Michael for the boozy lunch. Those two shandies went straight to my head!
The deep state definitely made them champagne socialist and woke!
The deep state definitely made them champagne socialist and woke!
Yesterday my wife Bunty & I had Liz Truss around for a boozy lunch after her successful American visit.
We’ve known Liz for many years.
After eating, Liz did her usual rendition of ‘Knees Up Mother Brown’ & showed us her musk.
She then fell over, blamed the deep state & exited.❤️
We’ve known Liz for many years.
After eating, Liz did her usual rendition of ‘Knees Up Mother Brown’ & showed us her musk.
She then fell over, blamed the deep state & exited.❤️
March 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Thank you Sir Michael for the boozy lunch. Those two shandies went straight to my head!
The deep state definitely made them champagne socialist and woke!
The deep state definitely made them champagne socialist and woke!
It’s Liz and her army of Muskrats!!!!
February 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It’s Liz and her army of Muskrats!!!!
I only continued what @borisjohnsonmp.bsky.social started….
I don’t think we point this out enough, seeing what she done since leaving office (however brief)…
@liztrussmp.bsky.social was literally Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
Her.
The one hanging out with conspiracists and fascists, slagging her own country.
Credibility in politics is shot.
@liztrussmp.bsky.social was literally Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
Her.
The one hanging out with conspiracists and fascists, slagging her own country.
Credibility in politics is shot.
February 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I only continued what @borisjohnsonmp.bsky.social started….
But where will I go?
My village needs me!
My village needs me!
February 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
But where will I go?
My village needs me!
My village needs me!
They won’t let me stay.
You need to have a secured job in the US and no one will employ me yet….
You need to have a secured job in the US and no one will employ me yet….
@liztrussmp.bsky.social is a disgrace to the UK. Stay in America Liz! x.com/mikeysmith/s...
x.com
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February 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
They won’t let me stay.
You need to have a secured job in the US and no one will employ me yet….
You need to have a secured job in the US and no one will employ me yet….
Love to the family.
February 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Love to the family.
I helped him with his foundation and the new skin tone, he’s looks so much younger for it
Yeah well I’m sure the moron learned a lot speaking to you !
February 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I helped him with his foundation and the new skin tone, he’s looks so much younger for it
Trump still needs my support. When the protesting Liberals in America get to the White House, he’s already said he’ll speak to me on how I rode out the storm.
news.sky.com/story/pm-bac....
At last ! kick Trump into the nettles!! @liztrussmp.bsky.social any comment please ? Seeing as you’ve supported Trump - clown !
At last ! kick Trump into the nettles!! @liztrussmp.bsky.social any comment please ? Seeing as you’ve supported Trump - clown !
Politics latest: Starmer backs Zelenskyy after Trump's attacks
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February 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Trump still needs my support. When the protesting Liberals in America get to the White House, he’s already said he’ll speak to me on how I rode out the storm.
Make Lettuce Great Again!
The lettuce talking her usual nonsense once again @liztrussmp.bsky.social
February 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Make Lettuce Great Again!
You seem to be Robert, you replied to me! We’ve got to save the west!
@liztrussmp.bsky.social former MP former worst PM in the history of the UK - please keep your daft opinions to yourself because no one is remotely interested !
February 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You seem to be Robert, you replied to me! We’ve got to save the west!
This is a disgrace
Where’s my name in this list?
Where’s my name in this list?
Latest betting for the new Archbishop of Canterbury:
The Rev Gino D’Acampo 1/2
Archbishop Gregory Wallace 2/1
Fr Philip Schofield 4/1
The Rev Kanye West 10/1
Fr Cardew Robinson 25/1
Rev Mohamed Al Fayed 50/1
Fr Ronnie Pickering (you know him) 66/1
What could go wrong?
⛪️🙏
The Rev Gino D’Acampo 1/2
Archbishop Gregory Wallace 2/1
Fr Philip Schofield 4/1
The Rev Kanye West 10/1
Fr Cardew Robinson 25/1
Rev Mohamed Al Fayed 50/1
Fr Ronnie Pickering (you know him) 66/1
What could go wrong?
⛪️🙏
February 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This is a disgrace
Where’s my name in this list?
Where’s my name in this list?
I’ve asked for the BBC to be defunded as I can’t afford my TV license after losing my Conservative Party job
If you want to pay for my travel, I’m excited to see Donny and Don Jr soon!
If you want to pay for my travel, I’m excited to see Donny and Don Jr soon!
it appears that @liztrussmp.bsky.social * wants to go and bask in the warmth of Trump's munificence. i say we get her to Southampton and on her way!
* yes, i know...
* yes, i know...
perhaps for her next love-in with Trump we can send her by liner... what could go wrong!
February 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’ve asked for the BBC to be defunded as I can’t afford my TV license after losing my Conservative Party job
If you want to pay for my travel, I’m excited to see Donny and Don Jr soon!
If you want to pay for my travel, I’m excited to see Donny and Don Jr soon!
Can you share it with me? Don’t leaf me hanging!
Was the joke “Liz Truss?”
@liztrussmp.bsky.social
@liztrussmp.bsky.social
February 4, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Can you share it with me? Don’t leaf me hanging!
Blame Kemi
She asked me to be quiet….
She asked me to be quiet….
Good times! Back when you were fun.
I’ll always be an MP in my own mind
January 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Blame Kemi
She asked me to be quiet….
She asked me to be quiet….
A source close to me has said reform might invite me to join…
January 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
A source close to me has said reform might invite me to join…