Liz Wallace
@lizzlerock.bsky.social
✨Midlife Crisis v 2.0, Est. 11/5/24✨
All of my socials’ timelines for the past 12 hours:
July 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
All of my socials’ timelines for the past 12 hours:
I’m not calling Trump “Daddy”.
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A BEARD.🙄
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A BEARD.🙄
June 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’m not calling Trump “Daddy”.
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A BEARD.🙄
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A BEARD.🙄
I love how Trump is signing off at the end of his posts now, as if we couldn’t tell from the preceding vitriolic, 3rd-grade-level word salad that it was him.
June 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I love how Trump is signing off at the end of his posts now, as if we couldn’t tell from the preceding vitriolic, 3rd-grade-level word salad that it was him.
I just saw a CHILD driving a BMW SUV with “Senior c/o 2026” chalk-painted across its windows.
And this is how I know there is no God. 🤮
And this is how I know there is no God. 🤮
May 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I just saw a CHILD driving a BMW SUV with “Senior c/o 2026” chalk-painted across its windows.
And this is how I know there is no God. 🤮
And this is how I know there is no God. 🤮
Happy P. Diddy Jury Selection Day to all those who celebrate. 😆
May 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Happy P. Diddy Jury Selection Day to all those who celebrate. 😆
Today, we gather to rejoice as we celebrate the highest of holy holidays! 🙌🏻
It coincidentally is also Easter. 🐰
It coincidentally is also Easter. 🐰
April 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Today, we gather to rejoice as we celebrate the highest of holy holidays! 🙌🏻
It coincidentally is also Easter. 🐰
It coincidentally is also Easter. 🐰
Lady Gaga’s Coachella performance is going to be my entire personality now, thank you for understanding. 💀
April 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Lady Gaga’s Coachella performance is going to be my entire personality now, thank you for understanding. 💀
The Venn diagram of folks who told us to “pick better men” and the ones who are now bellyaching about a “male loneliness epidemic” is a circle. 🔴
April 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The Venn diagram of folks who told us to “pick better men” and the ones who are now bellyaching about a “male loneliness epidemic” is a circle. 🔴
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Fear has a way of being contagious.
But courage is also contagious.
But courage is also contagious.
April 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Fear has a way of being contagious.
But courage is also contagious.
But courage is also contagious.
Just remember, every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday when you’re thicc & willing to flash drunk strangers. 💁🏻♀️🥳
March 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Just remember, every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday when you’re thicc & willing to flash drunk strangers. 💁🏻♀️🥳
Elon Musk is the worst thing to happen to autism since microfiber.
February 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Elon Musk is the worst thing to happen to autism since microfiber.
Fellas, don’t just simp for your girl today, simp for her EVERY. DAY. Because no matter how great you think you are, I promise you, she’s better than you in every conceivable way. 😮💨💅🏻
February 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Fellas, don’t just simp for your girl today, simp for her EVERY. DAY. Because no matter how great you think you are, I promise you, she’s better than you in every conceivable way. 😮💨💅🏻
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Feel like 95% of politicians are eric adams but they're just better at getting away with being an eric adams than eric adams
February 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Feel like 95% of politicians are eric adams but they're just better at getting away with being an eric adams than eric adams
I sure hope Taylor Swift wins the Super Bowl again today. 🥹🥰
February 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I sure hope Taylor Swift wins the Super Bowl again today. 🥹🥰
Reposted by Liz Wallace
Charlamagne Tha God's wake-up call to Republicans: Elon is constitutionally cucking you!
February 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Charlamagne Tha God's wake-up call to Republicans: Elon is constitutionally cucking you!
If Elon Musk not president, why president-shaped? 🤨
February 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If Elon Musk not president, why president-shaped? 🤨
Fun Fact: The F in RFK, Jr. stands for Fuckface.
January 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Fun Fact: The F in RFK, Jr. stands for Fuckface.
One thing I know for certain, is that George Carlin would have LOVED Luigi Mangione.
January 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
One thing I know for certain, is that George Carlin would have LOVED Luigi Mangione.
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We need to make the humans that created them responsible for these robots. Kidnapping shouldn’t be legal just because it’s fucking funny
A Los Angeles man said he recently missed his flight home after getting trapped on his way to the airport in a Waymo that wouldn’t stop making circles in a parking lot.
“Customer service is automated and ran by AI.”
🤦🏾♀️
www.latimes.com/california/s...
“Customer service is automated and ran by AI.”
🤦🏾♀️
www.latimes.com/california/s...
Los Angeles man trapped in circling Waymo on way to airport says he missed his flight home
L.A. tech entrepreneur Mike Johns posted a video of his call to a customer service representative for Waymo to report that the car kept turning in circles.
www.latimes.com
January 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
We need to make the humans that created them responsible for these robots. Kidnapping shouldn’t be legal just because it’s fucking funny
