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Lizzy Esq.
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Save it for church on Sunday, Glenn. We already got the green light from legal.
Republicans when hard documentary evidence of Trump engaging in and covering up child sexual abuse is released by Congress and reported on by every media outlet.
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
There's an episode of Friends in which Phoebe uses this exact argument to trick Ross into admitting that evolution might not be real so the fact that this writer is using it to argue for machine consciousness is very funny.
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They really should have put this in the movie.
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Happy Halloween! Don't trust any witches today. (Except me.)
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
October 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
No one survives Lesbian Purge.
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's fascinating how the moral decay of normal people who turn MAGA manifests itself physically. Usha's out here looking like she drank from the wrong cup (and she did!).
October 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When Dhalsim gets hit by Blanka's electricity attack, the skulls around his neck aren't visible. This suggests that the skulls aren't made of bone, and are thus fake.
October 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My favorite example of this phenomenon is, by far, this (yes, this was successfully delivered).
October 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
October 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
As Halloween draws near, a reminder that I publish weird fetish erotica as a side hustle, and my sex-horror anthology Futanari Halloween has been well-received by the book world's perverts. Check it out!

www.amazon.com/dp/B07HY1PXXJ
October 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Something unbelievably funny almost happened yesterday.
October 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Clams.
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"Receiving a large amount of free money from other people" remains the most reliable path to home ownership in the Bay Area.
October 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Has anyone looked into the question of why so many conservatives have big weird moon faces?
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Hottest Seinfeld girl and it isn't close.
October 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
He looks like a cartoon cigar just exploded in his face.
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Pope Leo understandably doesn't want to deal with Trump unless he has to.
September 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Montreal Star, February 4, 1939
September 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
September 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
MAGAts hate it when you quote MAGAts.
September 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I propose that we start calling Stephen Miller "Temussolini."
September 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Surprise! The shooter was a Trump supporter.
September 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
When the shooter is (as usual) a conservative white guy.
September 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
September 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM