Lizzy Esq.
@lizzyraven.bsky.social
Save it for church on Sunday, Glenn. We already got the green light from legal.
Obsessed with this Mormon guy whose camping trips consist of:
1. Wander out in the wilderness.
2. Kill the first animal you see.
3. Spend five hours building a shelter out of dead trees.
4. Dinner.
5. Sleep.
6. Breakfast.
7. Tear down the shelter and go home.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ8c...
1. Wander out in the wilderness.
2. Kill the first animal you see.
3. Spend five hours building a shelter out of dead trees.
4. Dinner.
5. Sleep.
6. Breakfast.
7. Tear down the shelter and go home.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ8c...
Bushcraft Camping with Coyotes & Hunting My Dinner
YouTube video by Outdoor Boys
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Obsessed with this Mormon guy whose camping trips consist of:
1. Wander out in the wilderness.
2. Kill the first animal you see.
3. Spend five hours building a shelter out of dead trees.
4. Dinner.
5. Sleep.
6. Breakfast.
7. Tear down the shelter and go home.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ8c...
1. Wander out in the wilderness.
2. Kill the first animal you see.
3. Spend five hours building a shelter out of dead trees.
4. Dinner.
5. Sleep.
6. Breakfast.
7. Tear down the shelter and go home.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ8c...
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I've personally seen a range safety NCO Goldberg-style spear a soldier who was *accidentally* flagging people at a shoot house
This shit would get you skull fucked by any competent NCO. Right to the wood line, no hesitation
This shit would get you skull fucked by any competent NCO. Right to the wood line, no hesitation
Oh my buddy is flipping the fuck out and has drawn his service weapon. Lemme just come around the corner real quick and stick my head in his window 😂
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I've personally seen a range safety NCO Goldberg-style spear a soldier who was *accidentally* flagging people at a shoot house
This shit would get you skull fucked by any competent NCO. Right to the wood line, no hesitation
This shit would get you skull fucked by any competent NCO. Right to the wood line, no hesitation
"Appearing to close his eyes"? His eyes are closed in the photo you posted!
Images of Donald Trump appearing to close his eyes at an Oval Office announcement this week rocketed around social media this weekend, with the president’s opponents seizing on the footage to raise questions about Trump’s on-the-job performance.
Images of Trump appearing to close his eyes during Oval Office event spread across social media | CNN Politics
Images of Donald Trump appearing to close his eyes at an Oval Office announcement this week rocketed around social media this weekend, with the president’s opponents seizing on the footage to raise qu...
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November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"Appearing to close his eyes"? His eyes are closed in the photo you posted!
The Embarcadero Center is one of the most grimly depressing areas of San Francisco and getting rid of this hideous sculpture will make it slightly less awful.
Polarizing San Francisco Fountain Will Be Dismantled
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November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The Embarcadero Center is one of the most grimly depressing areas of San Francisco and getting rid of this hideous sculpture will make it slightly less awful.
There's an episode of Friends in which Phoebe uses this exact argument to trick Ross into admitting that evolution might not be real so the fact that this writer is using it to argue for machine consciousness is very funny.
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
There's an episode of Friends in which Phoebe uses this exact argument to trick Ross into admitting that evolution might not be real so the fact that this writer is using it to argue for machine consciousness is very funny.
They really should have put this in the movie.
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
They really should have put this in the movie.
I'm coming around to the idea that Lincoln is the best They Might Be Giants album which is probably the most middle-aged Gen-X sicko opinion I'll ever have.
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm coming around to the idea that Lincoln is the best They Might Be Giants album which is probably the most middle-aged Gen-X sicko opinion I'll ever have.
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The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
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Breathtaking
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Breathtaking
Asking what the MAGA movement should do about groypers is like asking what a stool should do about one of its legs.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Asking what the MAGA movement should do about groypers is like asking what a stool should do about one of its legs.
One of the most influential U.S. Vice Presidents in history died yesterday and the sitting President, a member of the same party, hasn't said a word.
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
One of the most influential U.S. Vice Presidents in history died yesterday and the sitting President, a member of the same party, hasn't said a word.
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i gotta be honest, the jay jones thing never hit with me because the fash say things way worse than that, with worse language, and *do* worse every day. like. ok? he sent bad texts? y'all murder innocent venezuelans in violation of international law and will never see heaven?
The funniest reactions to the elections are the Republicans on Twitter saying stuff like “well after Jay Jones won, we are never taking scandals seriously again, we will nominate candidates who have no morals and say anything!!!” - like I’m just not sure anyone is going to notice the difference
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
i gotta be honest, the jay jones thing never hit with me because the fash say things way worse than that, with worse language, and *do* worse every day. like. ok? he sent bad texts? y'all murder innocent venezuelans in violation of international law and will never see heaven?
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Art by Kerry Callen
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Art by Kerry Callen
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I drew a three-panel comic on paper that is not good for inking, so here’s a sketchy one
November 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I drew a three-panel comic on paper that is not good for inking, so here’s a sketchy one
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Project 2029
Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Project 2029
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One thing about the whole Andrew Windsor shitshow that hasn't been broached in the UK at all is that his protection only lasted as long as his mother was alive. Would be interesting to see the implications of that sinking in to the British nation as a whole.
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
One thing about the whole Andrew Windsor shitshow that hasn't been broached in the UK at all is that his protection only lasted as long as his mother was alive. Would be interesting to see the implications of that sinking in to the British nation as a whole.
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When I say "I have a conflict with this meeting" I do not mean that I have another meeting at the same time.
What I mean is, I take ubmrage against it. I have a feud with it on a historic scale.
What I mean is, I take ubmrage against it. I have a feud with it on a historic scale.
October 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
When I say "I have a conflict with this meeting" I do not mean that I have another meeting at the same time.
What I mean is, I take ubmrage against it. I have a feud with it on a historic scale.
What I mean is, I take ubmrage against it. I have a feud with it on a historic scale.
Happy Halloween! Don't trust any witches today. (Except me.)
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Happy Halloween! Don't trust any witches today. (Except me.)
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oh my god
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
oh my god
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A Detroit police officer appeared in court virtually wearing his uniform top with no pants on
Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
A Detroit police officer appeared in court virtually wearing his uniform top with no pants on
Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
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Irish character named Almon Doyle
October 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Irish character named Almon Doyle
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke
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NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting
In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.
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October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior