Larry Bond
@ljamesbond007.bsky.social
Parrothead, retired accounting/finance, home beer brewer, travel aficionado, APBA baseball player, GeoGuessr addict.
Have zero use for any religion, and despise Trump and all that he stands for.
Have zero use for any religion, and despise Trump and all that he stands for.
This only goes to show how naïve I am. I had just assumed that “Midnight Hammer” was an homage Kegsbreath was paying toward his own drinking practices.
But nope, Mr. DUI Hire apparently had other things in mind.
But nope, Mr. DUI Hire apparently had other things in mind.
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This only goes to show how naïve I am. I had just assumed that “Midnight Hammer” was an homage Kegsbreath was paying toward his own drinking practices.
But nope, Mr. DUI Hire apparently had other things in mind.
But nope, Mr. DUI Hire apparently had other things in mind.
WW2 ended Sept 2, 1945 with Japan’s surrender.
Donald Trump was defecated into existence June 14, 1946, so he would have been conceived mid-Sept 1945.
There’s a nearly unbroken timeline of the germination & implementation of fascism dating from Hitler’s unfortunate conception in 1888 through today.
Donald Trump was defecated into existence June 14, 1946, so he would have been conceived mid-Sept 1945.
There’s a nearly unbroken timeline of the germination & implementation of fascism dating from Hitler’s unfortunate conception in 1888 through today.
October 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
WW2 ended Sept 2, 1945 with Japan’s surrender.
Donald Trump was defecated into existence June 14, 1946, so he would have been conceived mid-Sept 1945.
There’s a nearly unbroken timeline of the germination & implementation of fascism dating from Hitler’s unfortunate conception in 1888 through today.
Donald Trump was defecated into existence June 14, 1946, so he would have been conceived mid-Sept 1945.
There’s a nearly unbroken timeline of the germination & implementation of fascism dating from Hitler’s unfortunate conception in 1888 through today.
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You've got to remember that even though RFK Jr looks like an idiot and sounds like an idiot, he is, in fact, an idiot.
SEN. CASSIDY (R) : “Do you agree Trump deserves the Nobel Prize for Operation Warp speed?”
RFK JR.: “Absolutely.”
SEN. CASSIDY: “But you just told Senator Bennet the COVID vaccine killed more people than COVID.”
RFK JR.: “….”😬 🤷🏻♂️
RFK JR.: “Absolutely.”
SEN. CASSIDY: “But you just told Senator Bennet the COVID vaccine killed more people than COVID.”
RFK JR.: “….”😬 🤷🏻♂️
September 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
You've got to remember that even though RFK Jr looks like an idiot and sounds like an idiot, he is, in fact, an idiot.
Another pointless meeting between Russian autocrat Edgar Bergen and American autocrat-wannabe Charlie McCarthy accomplished nothing beneficial, as usual.
Or maybe it was Russian autocrat Paul Winchell and his American stooge Jerry Mahoney. I forget which....
Or maybe it was Russian autocrat Paul Winchell and his American stooge Jerry Mahoney. I forget which....
August 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Another pointless meeting between Russian autocrat Edgar Bergen and American autocrat-wannabe Charlie McCarthy accomplished nothing beneficial, as usual.
Or maybe it was Russian autocrat Paul Winchell and his American stooge Jerry Mahoney. I forget which....
Or maybe it was Russian autocrat Paul Winchell and his American stooge Jerry Mahoney. I forget which....
If you’re going to pronounce the ‘e’ and the ‘ñ’ in ‘jalapeño’ in a way that no native Spanish speaker ever would, then why not make it 3 for 3 and pronounce the ‘j’ as you would when saying the word ‘jazz’?
August 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If you’re going to pronounce the ‘e’ and the ‘ñ’ in ‘jalapeño’ in a way that no native Spanish speaker ever would, then why not make it 3 for 3 and pronounce the ‘j’ as you would when saying the word ‘jazz’?
The red MAGA caps serve to hide the scars from their voluntary frontal lobotomies.
May 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The red MAGA caps serve to hide the scars from their voluntary frontal lobotomies.
While "pronatalista" are correct to be concerned about plummeting birth rates, the ideas promulgated by the likes of Musk and Vance are comically counterproductive.
This admin is utterly tone deaf with respect to the causes, and therefore it will be impotent in developing meaningful solutions.
This admin is utterly tone deaf with respect to the causes, and therefore it will be impotent in developing meaningful solutions.
April 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
While "pronatalista" are correct to be concerned about plummeting birth rates, the ideas promulgated by the likes of Musk and Vance are comically counterproductive.
This admin is utterly tone deaf with respect to the causes, and therefore it will be impotent in developing meaningful solutions.
This admin is utterly tone deaf with respect to the causes, and therefore it will be impotent in developing meaningful solutions.
Wikipedia claims that the German Schutzstaffel ceased to exist on May 8, 1945.
This however is not entirely accurate. It was simply dormant for 80 years, and has been reincarnated in the U.S. in 2025.
Instead of being abbreviated as SS, it is more commonly known today as ICE and FBI.
This however is not entirely accurate. It was simply dormant for 80 years, and has been reincarnated in the U.S. in 2025.
Instead of being abbreviated as SS, it is more commonly known today as ICE and FBI.
April 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Wikipedia claims that the German Schutzstaffel ceased to exist on May 8, 1945.
This however is not entirely accurate. It was simply dormant for 80 years, and has been reincarnated in the U.S. in 2025.
Instead of being abbreviated as SS, it is more commonly known today as ICE and FBI.
This however is not entirely accurate. It was simply dormant for 80 years, and has been reincarnated in the U.S. in 2025.
Instead of being abbreviated as SS, it is more commonly known today as ICE and FBI.
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I was denied permission to host a roundtable at the Puget Sound VA to hear from women veterans about their health care.
I have NEVER been outright denied from having open & honest conversations with VA—until this administration.
I'm demanding an answer from VA Secretary, Doug Collins.
I have NEVER been outright denied from having open & honest conversations with VA—until this administration.
I'm demanding an answer from VA Secretary, Doug Collins.
April 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I was denied permission to host a roundtable at the Puget Sound VA to hear from women veterans about their health care.
I have NEVER been outright denied from having open & honest conversations with VA—until this administration.
I'm demanding an answer from VA Secretary, Doug Collins.
I have NEVER been outright denied from having open & honest conversations with VA—until this administration.
I'm demanding an answer from VA Secretary, Doug Collins.
So Dog-Killer Kristi gets her purse stolen in a restaurant.
Elon tells us that empathy is a weakness, so I guess I'll just default over to schadenfreude.
Elon tells us that empathy is a weakness, so I guess I'll just default over to schadenfreude.
April 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
So Dog-Killer Kristi gets her purse stolen in a restaurant.
Elon tells us that empathy is a weakness, so I guess I'll just default over to schadenfreude.
Elon tells us that empathy is a weakness, so I guess I'll just default over to schadenfreude.
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Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
April 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
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It’s not 3 dimensional chess, it’s never 3 dimensional chess
April 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It’s not 3 dimensional chess, it’s never 3 dimensional chess
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This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.
April 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.
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PART 6 (end):
Every stock trader's goal is to buy low and then sell high, and then keep on repeating that cycle. But only one guy can actually tilt the playing field in his favor so that success is guaranteed.
Every stock trader's goal is to buy low and then sell high, and then keep on repeating that cycle. But only one guy can actually tilt the playing field in his favor so that success is guaranteed.
April 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
PART 6 (end):
Every stock trader's goal is to buy low and then sell high, and then keep on repeating that cycle. But only one guy can actually tilt the playing field in his favor so that success is guaranteed.
Every stock trader's goal is to buy low and then sell high, and then keep on repeating that cycle. But only one guy can actually tilt the playing field in his favor so that success is guaranteed.
PART 5:
Consider that none of these hypotheticals are hypothetical for one person in this country.
We have seen the markets whipsaw repeatedly by the tariff chaos. Do you believe for one minute that this President has not been capitalizing financially on the ups & downs he's been creating?
Consider that none of these hypotheticals are hypothetical for one person in this country.
We have seen the markets whipsaw repeatedly by the tariff chaos. Do you believe for one minute that this President has not been capitalizing financially on the ups & downs he's been creating?
April 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
PART 5:
Consider that none of these hypotheticals are hypothetical for one person in this country.
We have seen the markets whipsaw repeatedly by the tariff chaos. Do you believe for one minute that this President has not been capitalizing financially on the ups & downs he's been creating?
Consider that none of these hypotheticals are hypothetical for one person in this country.
We have seen the markets whipsaw repeatedly by the tariff chaos. Do you believe for one minute that this President has not been capitalizing financially on the ups & downs he's been creating?
PART 4:
- You maintain substantial stock holdings.
- You know that you can say or do things that would significantly manipulate the markets, and that threats or impositions of tariffs are a perfect tried & true method of accomplishing that.
What would you do?
- You maintain substantial stock holdings.
- You know that you can say or do things that would significantly manipulate the markets, and that threats or impositions of tariffs are a perfect tried & true method of accomplishing that.
What would you do?
April 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
PART 4:
- You maintain substantial stock holdings.
- You know that you can say or do things that would significantly manipulate the markets, and that threats or impositions of tariffs are a perfect tried & true method of accomplishing that.
What would you do?
- You maintain substantial stock holdings.
- You know that you can say or do things that would significantly manipulate the markets, and that threats or impositions of tariffs are a perfect tried & true method of accomplishing that.
What would you do?
PART 3:
- Because the entire Federal government is under your control, you are above the law. No matter how illegal, or self-serving your actions, you know that you will never be held to account. An occasional "tsk tsk" from Murkowski or McConnell will not move that needle. The SEC cannot touch you.
- Because the entire Federal government is under your control, you are above the law. No matter how illegal, or self-serving your actions, you know that you will never be held to account. An occasional "tsk tsk" from Murkowski or McConnell will not move that needle. The SEC cannot touch you.
April 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
PART 3:
- Because the entire Federal government is under your control, you are above the law. No matter how illegal, or self-serving your actions, you know that you will never be held to account. An occasional "tsk tsk" from Murkowski or McConnell will not move that needle. The SEC cannot touch you.
- Because the entire Federal government is under your control, you are above the law. No matter how illegal, or self-serving your actions, you know that you will never be held to account. An occasional "tsk tsk" from Murkowski or McConnell will not move that needle. The SEC cannot touch you.
PART 2:
Let's assume, hypothetically:
- You are President of the U.S.
- You have no moral compass or empathy for others, and are unconcerned about negatively impacting anyone other than yourself.
- You have always been primarily driven by insatiable greed and self-enrichment.
Let's assume, hypothetically:
- You are President of the U.S.
- You have no moral compass or empathy for others, and are unconcerned about negatively impacting anyone other than yourself.
- You have always been primarily driven by insatiable greed and self-enrichment.
April 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
PART 2:
Let's assume, hypothetically:
- You are President of the U.S.
- You have no moral compass or empathy for others, and are unconcerned about negatively impacting anyone other than yourself.
- You have always been primarily driven by insatiable greed and self-enrichment.
Let's assume, hypothetically:
- You are President of the U.S.
- You have no moral compass or empathy for others, and are unconcerned about negatively impacting anyone other than yourself.
- You have always been primarily driven by insatiable greed and self-enrichment.
PART 1:
When observing what is currently happening in the markets, it might be easy to lose track of a rather obvious factor that may be in play.
In fact, we've been down this road before - just not to this extent.
When observing what is currently happening in the markets, it might be easy to lose track of a rather obvious factor that may be in play.
In fact, we've been down this road before - just not to this extent.
April 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
PART 1:
When observing what is currently happening in the markets, it might be easy to lose track of a rather obvious factor that may be in play.
In fact, we've been down this road before - just not to this extent.
When observing what is currently happening in the markets, it might be easy to lose track of a rather obvious factor that may be in play.
In fact, we've been down this road before - just not to this extent.
Once again, the world's richest and greediest man eliminates a program that gives the poorest people a lifeline.
If it doesn't benefit the wealthy, it's considered waste, fraud and abuse.
All so that plutocrats can scarf up more tax cuts and Musk can swoop in with lucrative no-bid govt contracts.
If it doesn't benefit the wealthy, it's considered waste, fraud and abuse.
All so that plutocrats can scarf up more tax cuts and Musk can swoop in with lucrative no-bid govt contracts.
April 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Once again, the world's richest and greediest man eliminates a program that gives the poorest people a lifeline.
If it doesn't benefit the wealthy, it's considered waste, fraud and abuse.
All so that plutocrats can scarf up more tax cuts and Musk can swoop in with lucrative no-bid govt contracts.
If it doesn't benefit the wealthy, it's considered waste, fraud and abuse.
All so that plutocrats can scarf up more tax cuts and Musk can swoop in with lucrative no-bid govt contracts.
While Trump blathers nonsense about Canada becoming the 51st state, the US for practical purposes is already on its way to becoming the 22nd Russian republic.
#PutinsPuppet #Krasnov #RussianStooge
#PutinsPuppet #Krasnov #RussianStooge
March 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
While Trump blathers nonsense about Canada becoming the 51st state, the US for practical purposes is already on its way to becoming the 22nd Russian republic.
#PutinsPuppet #Krasnov #RussianStooge
#PutinsPuppet #Krasnov #RussianStooge
Trump responds to the Canadian decision to increase electricity costs for Americans by taking actions that will also increase costs for Americans.
That boy's some kinda stable genius there, ain't he?
#RussianStooge #PutinsPuppet #Krasnov
That boy's some kinda stable genius there, ain't he?
#RussianStooge #PutinsPuppet #Krasnov
March 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Trump responds to the Canadian decision to increase electricity costs for Americans by taking actions that will also increase costs for Americans.
That boy's some kinda stable genius there, ain't he?
#RussianStooge #PutinsPuppet #Krasnov
That boy's some kinda stable genius there, ain't he?
#RussianStooge #PutinsPuppet #Krasnov
NOAA layoffs impact hurricane trackers....
Ah, who needs accurate hurricane forecasts anyway? Being surprised by a Cat 4 is great fun!
Making America great again means going back to the thrilling days in Galveston in 1900 when no one knew the hurricane was coming and 8,000 people died.
Ah, who needs accurate hurricane forecasts anyway? Being surprised by a Cat 4 is great fun!
Making America great again means going back to the thrilling days in Galveston in 1900 when no one knew the hurricane was coming and 8,000 people died.
March 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
NOAA layoffs impact hurricane trackers....
Ah, who needs accurate hurricane forecasts anyway? Being surprised by a Cat 4 is great fun!
Making America great again means going back to the thrilling days in Galveston in 1900 when no one knew the hurricane was coming and 8,000 people died.
Ah, who needs accurate hurricane forecasts anyway? Being surprised by a Cat 4 is great fun!
Making America great again means going back to the thrilling days in Galveston in 1900 when no one knew the hurricane was coming and 8,000 people died.