Lars Andersen
@lkjandersen.bsky.social
Escapee from reality. He/him. Strutting like a stunner who is pitiable.
And whose father inexplicably hired 21 year old New York University dropout Jeffrey Epstein as a teacher at Dalton School.
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
And whose father inexplicably hired 21 year old New York University dropout Jeffrey Epstein as a teacher at Dalton School.
"What is the verdict of the jury?"
"On the charge of being too sexy for his shirt, we the jury find him guilty. On the charge of being too sexy for the state of New York, we the jury find him guilty"
(Charges in Italy and Japan remains pending, the hearing on extradition is scheduled for march)
"On the charge of being too sexy for his shirt, we the jury find him guilty. On the charge of being too sexy for the state of New York, we the jury find him guilty"
(Charges in Italy and Japan remains pending, the hearing on extradition is scheduled for march)
January 30, 2026 at 8:21 PM
"What is the verdict of the jury?"
"On the charge of being too sexy for his shirt, we the jury find him guilty. On the charge of being too sexy for the state of New York, we the jury find him guilty"
(Charges in Italy and Japan remains pending, the hearing on extradition is scheduled for march)
"On the charge of being too sexy for his shirt, we the jury find him guilty. On the charge of being too sexy for the state of New York, we the jury find him guilty"
(Charges in Italy and Japan remains pending, the hearing on extradition is scheduled for march)
I've been watching Baumgartner Restorations on YouTube, and it's amazing what can hide under decades of gunk and overpaint and yellowed varnish. He has mentioned a few times that sometimes his clients want that yellow tint, considering it part of the painting.
January 30, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I've been watching Baumgartner Restorations on YouTube, and it's amazing what can hide under decades of gunk and overpaint and yellowed varnish. He has mentioned a few times that sometimes his clients want that yellow tint, considering it part of the painting.
Maples sitting in the front row, smoking a huge cigar, laughing her head off.
January 30, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Maples sitting in the front row, smoking a huge cigar, laughing her head off.
He has to go to Ibiza for a week to soothe himself now.
January 29, 2026 at 12:49 PM
He has to go to Ibiza for a week to soothe himself now.
8 percent plus? That's not polling, that's barely glorified guessing.
January 29, 2026 at 12:47 PM
8 percent plus? That's not polling, that's barely glorified guessing.
Regular sick-of-their-shit lefties they can handle. When Debbie in HR, who always organizes the school bakesale, starts rolling out the guillotine, people start paying attention.
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Regular sick-of-their-shit lefties they can handle. When Debbie in HR, who always organizes the school bakesale, starts rolling out the guillotine, people start paying attention.
America is steadily moving towards "burn ICE to the ground, let God sort them out", these weiners are still trying to softball it.
January 29, 2026 at 12:22 AM
America is steadily moving towards "burn ICE to the ground, let God sort them out", these weiners are still trying to softball it.
10 comedy-points for whoever came up with that.
January 28, 2026 at 4:48 PM
10 comedy-points for whoever came up with that.
Traditionally, the mayor of New York City has been a huge piece of shit. This time they picked a pretty good dude.
The alternative was just too big a piece of shit.
The alternative was just too big a piece of shit.
January 27, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Traditionally, the mayor of New York City has been a huge piece of shit. This time they picked a pretty good dude.
The alternative was just too big a piece of shit.
The alternative was just too big a piece of shit.
I agree. It's good that people are coming around, even if they should have known better years ago. But for a little while at least, they need to sit their ass down and listen, which hasn't exactly been their forte, which is why they are in this pickle in the first place.
January 26, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I agree. It's good that people are coming around, even if they should have known better years ago. But for a little while at least, they need to sit their ass down and listen, which hasn't exactly been their forte, which is why they are in this pickle in the first place.
It's like Mr. Rogers said, always look for the helpers. As long as there are helpers, there is hope.
youtu.be/-LGHtc_D328?...
youtu.be/-LGHtc_D328?...
Fred Rogers: Look for the Helpers
YouTube video by Alex Forsythe
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 3:40 AM
It's like Mr. Rogers said, always look for the helpers. As long as there are helpers, there is hope.
youtu.be/-LGHtc_D328?...
youtu.be/-LGHtc_D328?...
I'm imagining a Droopy Dog voice.
January 26, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I'm imagining a Droopy Dog voice.
I remember Botham Jean. A cop allegedly walked into the wrong apartment thinking it was hers and shot Jean, who lived there, and the Dallas PD tried to release the info that actually Jean had 0.3 ounce of weed in his apartment.
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I remember Botham Jean. A cop allegedly walked into the wrong apartment thinking it was hers and shot Jean, who lived there, and the Dallas PD tried to release the info that actually Jean had 0.3 ounce of weed in his apartment.
Exactly. It doesn't matter if they had a six foot thick rapsheet, cops don't get to murder people.
We've inexplicably allowed them the delusion that they are military and everyone else is the enemy. How we explain to them they they are civilians with special hats, I don't know.
We've inexplicably allowed them the delusion that they are military and everyone else is the enemy. How we explain to them they they are civilians with special hats, I don't know.
January 26, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Exactly. It doesn't matter if they had a six foot thick rapsheet, cops don't get to murder people.
We've inexplicably allowed them the delusion that they are military and everyone else is the enemy. How we explain to them they they are civilians with special hats, I don't know.
We've inexplicably allowed them the delusion that they are military and everyone else is the enemy. How we explain to them they they are civilians with special hats, I don't know.
He was kind of an asshole before, but the stroke made his brain basically mashed potato. There was an article a while back, about his staffers being worried about him, and he sounded pretty much like a giant Trump.
January 25, 2026 at 3:27 AM
He was kind of an asshole before, but the stroke made his brain basically mashed potato. There was an article a while back, about his staffers being worried about him, and he sounded pretty much like a giant Trump.
They confused white with racist and polite for complacent and tried to make Minnesota the Model Protectorate, but Minnesotans, predictably to all but the biggest chuds, are having exactly none of that.
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
They confused white with racist and polite for complacent and tried to make Minnesota the Model Protectorate, but Minnesotans, predictably to all but the biggest chuds, are having exactly none of that.
So unlike Star Trek to do chair business.
a man in a red shirt is touching a woman 's head
ALT: a man in a red shirt is touching a woman 's head
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January 23, 2026 at 11:46 PM
So unlike Star Trek to do chair business.
My main man Everett would never perform vigilante violence upon a woman, but he might use her hat to beat the world record discus-throw.
January 23, 2026 at 6:42 PM
My main man Everett would never perform vigilante violence upon a woman, but he might use her hat to beat the world record discus-throw.
For almost a decade, I've started most mornings thinking "I hope he's dead". I'm just so sick of constant tomfuckery and stupidity.
January 22, 2026 at 4:15 PM
For almost a decade, I've started most mornings thinking "I hope he's dead". I'm just so sick of constant tomfuckery and stupidity.